" the mrbrown show: mr wolfowitz goes to singapore
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Cannot anyhowly give people related to you a raise and promotion ok! You think you are in Singapore ah?
Podcast: the mrbrown show 18 April 2007: mr wolfowitz goes to singapore (MP3, file size: 1.5mb, Time: 00:03:01)
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April 18th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSWS_mkcbHY
Self made my me………
hehe
April 19th, 2007 at 12:26 am
A peasant was overseeing his herd of animals in the last family farm in Singapore when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the peasant, “If I tell you exactly how many sows and piglets
you have in your herd, Will you give me a piglet?”
The peasant looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure, Why not?”
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his HP notebook computer, connects it to his RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution on photo.
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel
spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the peasant and says, “You have exactly 986 pigs and piglets.”
“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my piglets,” says the peasant.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then the peasant says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my piglet?”
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”
You’re a MP for the PAP”, says the peasant.
“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”
“No guessing required.” answered the peasant “You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don’t know a thing about pigs…this is a herd of goats. .
Now give me back my dog.
April 19th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Sunzi, that’s a good one. Ha!Ha!Ha!
April 28th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
hey, your accent for the American guy is wrong man… thats a British accent..
I thought that wolf guy was a British until you mentioned Bush… DUH!
June 6th, 2007 at 11:18 pm
To Leng, Are you kidding? That is an American accent, or as accurately as they could portray it. (still LOLing over ‘the interview’ American accent) The Americans like to drawl, or pull their proununciations. British accent is more crisp, and stiff.
Learn your accents dude!