the mrbrown show: u can’t touch this

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It’s your money but you have to wait to get it back. Because you don’t wanna blow 30 mill like you’re Hammer.

Podcast iconPodcast: the mrbrown show 27 September 2007: u can’t touch this Download MP3 (MP3, file size: 2.6mb, Time: 00:02:46)

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51 Responses to “the mrbrown show: u can’t touch this”

  1. TL Says:

    Where to get album for this huh?

  2. Sunshine Says:

    yo .. yo .. coooooolllll … very hip & creative .. i was dancing on my seat man .. yo yo yo ..

  3. Kai Jie Says:

    Hilarious! Groovy and catchy too. 2 thumbs up!

  4. kermit Says:

    Very nice and innovative song. Can be the new cheer for worker party. Like most abt “government is our best friend”. Tears of happiness just fill my eyes thinking of working till 65 or maybe it will be 75 by then. And adrenalin of exhilaration filled my body just thinking of living beyond 85 years old.

  5. aladdinandalexis Says:

    Awesome… Hottest topic in town condensed in a humorous rap!!! Cheers guys! Yoh Yoh!!!

  6. yeowatzup Says:

    BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    *convulse choke choke*

    BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    good one!

    gahmen your best fren!

  7. DOM the Clown Says:

    Dear Mr Brown,
    Eh? I had posted this on the 23rd of September:
    http://domtheclown.wordpress.com/2007/09/23/u-cant-touch-this/

    Anyway, everybody shouldn’t be scared lah! They are good people out there who are more than willing to help the CPF and you. Check out the LANCHEOWEETEE INSURANCE:

    http://domtheclown.wordpress.com/2007/09/25/lan-cheow-wee-tee-insurance/

    Cheers!
    DOM

  8. Roxanne Says:

    Sad is when old folks have to clear dishes after young people, dig in the dustbins for aluminum cans, scavenge cardboard boxes, and newspaper….

    Not time yet…. Not time yet.

  9. Fire Phoenix Says:

    I always listen to what my Garmen tell me,
    Work harder work longer cannot Jia Liao Bi;
    Don’t retire must keep working for the economy,
    Now garmen says I 85 years old then will Mati!

    Chrous:
    It’s your CPF Garmen take care for you,
    Die die also must wait it’s the best deal!
    Cannot give you too early wait you anyhow spend.
    Its for your own good, Garmen is your best friend!

    The Garmen now scared I will live too long
    Be a burden to nation that is why they Bey Song!
    Now all have to buy old people annuity,
    Got no bonus to collect if we die early!

    Chrous:
    It’s your CPF Garmen take care for you,
    Die die also must wait it’s the best deal!
    Cannot give you too early wait you anyhow spend,
    Its for your own good, Garmen is your best friend!

    55 then 65 now goodness no end!
    You had waited 30 years you can wait another 10.
    The withdrawal date is moved like the wind,
    By the time you get your money back can buy coffin!

    Chrous:
    It’s your CPF Garmen take care for you,
    Die die also must wait it’s the best deal!
    Cannot give you too early wait you anyhow spend,
    Its for your own good, Garmen is your best friend!

  10. ALoy Says:

    This is going to top the charts lor!

    “Work harder work longer cannot jia liao bi!”

  11. Dante Says:

    U GUYS ROX !!!!!

  12. Ah Jan Says:

    wahahahahahahhaa….cannot stop vibrating…wahahahahaha….

    Chio Ga Pengs!!

    wahahahaha…..damn hor ah…

  13. ray Says:

    good one mr brown! can’t stop laughing.

  14. GIC Says:

    GIC needs more money lah, so must withhold everyone’s money for a longer time

  15. RS Says:

    Wah piang! Bely the good siah! Must ask the DJ at dragonfly to do a dance remix of this. Best hit ever. Bagus.

  16. LOL Says:

    MC HAMMER!

  17. HaHaHa Says:

    Yeah! Another top-charter like mee siam mai hum!

  18. nair Says:

    This article, http://siewkumhong.blogspot.com/2007/09/thoughts-on-response-to-cpf-speech.html, is also a worthy read on this topic too.

    The govt just doesn’t care! They will bulldoze their way until booted out by free votes!

    In a particular trait, singapore is not much different in form (not exactly substance) from burma, albeit under legalised enforcement from the full-weight of the system that is legitimized through the years with the passing of laws on GRC,GIC,CPF, ISA,OSA,NSF,HDB and … etc. This CPF compulsory annuity is another “watershed” again that legalized yet again with more singaporean reduced yet again!

  19. boogeyman Says:

    OI!!! When will the video be out? haven’t seen mrbrown in those baggy can-carry-two-chicken-inside pants before….

  20. medi Says:

    can I edit this song to a ringtone? so hor, i will remind myself to live longer, less hoon ki, less alcohol….

  21. Kaffein Says:

    This is so cool… *yay* way to go MC Hamm, er, Brown!

    Woot! Sure top of Singgie music chart!

    Kaffein

  22. brownfan Says:

    I think mrbrown should release an album compilation of his songs like this one and my hum … :)

  23. Roderic Sng Lan Pah Says:

    I made love using your hammer song. Got a lot of groove and rythm. I love Mr Brown!!!! wuhoooo!

  24. Feed Me To The Fish Says:

    Dear Mr Brown,

    First it was Mr Kenneth Tong at http://freedom-for-man.blogspot.com/2007/09/cpf-lies.html

    Then came Mr Seah Chiang Nee at http://www.littlespeck.com/informed/2006/CInformed-070922.htm

    Followed by Mr Dom The Clown at http://domtheclown.wordpress.com/2007/09/23/u-cant-touch-this/

    I knew your latest hit was coming. Congratulations! It’s awesome!

    Thank you for making my day!

    Guess the reason I did not die 8 years ago is because my job ain’t done. Now I know by writing to like minded bloggers and starting a blog myself can be quite a tonic which I need not pay with or without Medisave!

    I appreciate your courage and contribution towards a more open society with less stiff upper lips.

    Yes, thanks again for lightening a broken hearted uncle!

    Sincerely,

    Feed Me To The Fish

  25. VLB Says:

    A good summary……………..government our ‘Best Friend’.

  26. Deceased Says:

    Freaking hilarious.
    Good job!

  27. FriendOfFriends Says:

    So very true… garmen always win… citizens always lose

  28. JTraceur Says:

    Great one…
    I recall you guys did the song “thank you for democracy” the other time on the thai coup…
    Why not do something similar about the situation in Burma? =) Or have you already set the wheels in motion…

  29. Juznormalgirl Says:

    lol omg weeeeeeeeeellllllllll doneeeeeeeeeeee, so cute haha

  30. James Chia Says:

    Great podcast! Tan Ku Ku Ah!

  31. CPF Maturity Date No Guarantee One!! Says:

    WOW! Cpf, Gahman take care for you…you gahmen tell me 2.5% sure guarantee??

    I guarantee the Gahman & Singaporean this:

    CPF Maturity Date No Guarantee One!!

    6 or 10 years down, they will repeat the stunt one, GUARANTEE one! 85 change to 86, GUARANTEE one!

  32. AndyTan Says:

    Your slinglish is really getting old after listening 1 minute. The rap is way too long. Hey, you’re not Howard Stern you know.

  33. Jeff Goh Says:

    Don’t waste it… sell the rights to CPF Board!

  34. Mr Yellow Says:

    sibeh ho!!!!! chio gau pheng!

  35. DennisKSLim Says:

    Wow liao, after hearing urh!!! I feel SO SI PAY SONG !!! Keep it up lah Misla Brouse Urh…. Have a similar song for the My Hum leh!!!

  36. Ian Says:

    Yeah. I mean like when we are old we cannot think for ourselves and require someone even older than us to do that for us. Cannot give us one lumpsum must ration so it last longer. Dont forget now canned drinks cost 1.50, yam ring dish cost $21. Cannot anyhow spend. Gahmen really our best friend.

    =D

  37. Mr Unfairness Says:

    worst thing is it won’t even be someone OLDER thinking for us.
    mayb gahmen expects inflation rate 2 go up 2 3%, tt’s y they give us 2.5% interest

  38. Mrbrown rocks Says:

    Accurate Lyrics:

    I always listen to what my government tell me,
    Work harder work longer cannot jia liao bi;
    Don’t retire must keep working for the economy,
    Now government says I 85 years old then will mati!

    It’s your CPF government take care for you,
    Die die also must wait, it’s the best deal!
    Cannot give you too early wait you anyhow spend.
    Its for your own good, government your best friend!

    The government now scared I will live too long
    Be a burden to nation that is why they buay song
    Now all have to buy old people annuity,
    Got no bonus to collect if we die early!

    It’s your CPF government take care for you,
    Die die also must wait, it’s the best deal!
    Cannot give you too early wait you anyhow spend.
    Its for your own good, government your best friend!

    55 then 65 now goodness knows when.
    You have waited 30 years, you can wait another 10!
    The withdrawal date is moved like the wind,
    By the time you get your money back can buy coffin.

    It’s your CPF goverment take care for you,
    Die die also must wait, it’s the very best deal!
    Cannot give you too early wait you anyhow spend.
    Its for your own good, government your best friend!

    It’s your CPF goverment take care for you,
    Die die also must wait, it’s the best deal!
    Cannot give you too early wait you anyhow spend.
    Its for your own good, government is your best friend!

  39. towkayneo Says:

    this is bloody funny!!

  40. dweller Says:

    Yo Yo ..brother brown….I like the song….

    Out of tune..BUT…..I still vote for award if there is any….

    GD job bro..keep it up…..Keep it up….alot of Sin-Ka-Po ppl stand behind U….

  41. robert Says:

    swee!!!

  42. robert Says:

    hey Mr brown. i have posted this podcast on my blog.

  43. Alvin Says:

    Way to go Mr Brown.. See bey tor gong arhhhhhhh… cana hear it from HK too. Hahahahaaaa

  44. nicxy.com » Blog Archive » mr brown Says:

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  45. Hailstorm Says:

    play this in zouk man!

  46. cheufong.com » Can touch this or not? Says:

    […] Today, someone just shared with me this wonderful rap that summaries all these changes and sentiments… I just couldn’t stop laughing! I just have to share it with you. It’s from our dear Mr Brown - download and listen from Mr Brown’s archive (just click here) […]

  47. adeline Says:

    HOW I love you guys!
    Your creativity!
    Your reality!
    Your honesty!
    Our gahmen won’t like such creativity and honesty!
    Who cares what they think!
    Keep it up.
    After all Singapore IS a democratic country,
    right? Or is it? Or directed democratic country?

  48. Selene Says:

    ROTFLOL!!!!

  49. Sora Says:

    gahmens?? haha… i thought for real yall said garments…

  50. Chuck Says:

    One way to get cpf money early is to give up citizenship. Yes it is extreme but it works. And I plan to do that.

  51. ernest Says:

    isn’t the music frm this song called ’super freak’ ?? mr brown copy cos he has not much songs??

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