Dear Listeners of Mr Brown Show,
Please get approval from my ministry for the colour of your SAI. When the next time you pung your sai, please take note of its colour. If it is brown in colour, you have to come down to my ministry immediately. Brown coloured sai shows the symptom of too much Mr Brown Show and that may cause HLBR in your stomach.
If you have brown colour SAI, please do not hesitate to report to my ministry. Our officers will help to turn your SAI to the healthy and approved colour: PINK.
Please remember: PINK SAI allowed! Brown SAI HLBRed!
Your Most LEARNED Minister,
Lau Kwee Kor
Ministry for the Approval of Colour of SAI (MACS)