the mrbrown show: blame it on somebody

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Stop the witch hunt! Blame it on the right somebodies!

Podcast iconPodcast: the mrbrown show 24 Apr 2008: blame it on somebody Download MP3 (MP3, file size: 2.7mb, Time: 00:02:56)

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51 Responses to “the mrbrown show: blame it on somebody”

  1. meepoktah Says:

    Sipeh Gao Luck! LOL!

    Nothing hurts more than the TRUTH!

    Blame it on the Gurkhas loh!

  2. Yang Man Says:

    Can we have the lyrics, please.

    It’s your fault that some of the words are not clear :)

  3. singaporean Says:

    Blame it on me.

    It is my fault for being too complacent.

    It is also my fault for expecting too much from my government.

  4. mech Says:

    your fault.. ah brown… not clear clear lah the words…

  5. wackymaus75 Says:

    lyrics please…..

  6. fm Says:

    I tot new podcast only on mondays? Must be consolation for rickrolling us last time. :)

  7. fm Says:

    The lyrics are in the NP3. For the benefit of those who can’t find it:

    BLAME IT ON SOMEBODY (from mrbrownshow.com)

    Whitley…

    Whitley…

    Window…
    Toilet…
    Escape…
    Wah Lau Eh…

    Manhunt…
    Poster…
    Limping…
    Katek…

    It started with a toilet
    The Gurkhas didn’t guard it
    Mas Selamat took his pants off
    And ran away

    They heard the water running
    They thought that he was peeing
    Overflowing bladder
    Take all day

    Don’t blame it on the big shots
    That’s not where the buck stops
    It’s never ever their fault
    Blame it on somebody

    Don’t blame it on the Dua Tao
    They already very stressed liao
    Find some other Ah Kow
    Let some junior mati

    The window, no grills on it
    The CO said don’t need it
    Just cut off window handle
    It’ll be okay

    The cameras were upgrading
    That’s why they weren’t recording
    Nobody knows the bugger
    Run which way

    Don’t blame it on the system
    Don’t blame it on the gahmen
    Don’t ask for resignation
    Wait you left nobody

    Don’t blame it on Lim Peh
    Don’t blame it on the high pay
    Wait you kena Lim Teh
    Blame it on somebody

    Push the blame
    Push the blame
    Push the blame to someone else

    Let’s move on
    Let’s move on
    Let’s move on to something else

    Not my fault
    Not my fault
    Not my fault, it’s someone else

    Take the pay
    Take the pay
    Take the pay and nothing else

    Don’t blame it on the leaders
    Cos they clothe and feed us
    It’s not as if they need us
    We were just unlucky

    PM say don’t blame him
    Minister of Home Team
    Everybody don’t steam
    Just an honest mistake

    Honest…

    Mistake…

    Honest…

    Mistake…

  8. meepoktah Says:

    BLAME IT ON SOMEBODY (from mrbrownshow.com)

    Whitley…

    Whitley…

    Window…
    Toilet…
    Escape…
    Wah Lau Eh…

    Manhunt…
    Poster…
    Limping…
    Katek…

    It started with a toilet
    The Gurkhas didn’t guard it
    Mas Selamat took his pants off
    And ran away

    They heard the water running
    They thought that he was peeing
    Overflowing bladder
    Take all day

    Don’t blame it on the big shots
    That’s not where the buck stops
    It’s never ever their fault
    Blame it on somebody

    Don’t blame it on the Dua Tao
    They already very stressed liao
    Find some other Ah Kow
    Let some junior mati

    The window, no grills on it
    The CO said don’t need it
    Just cut off window handle
    It’ll be okay

    The cameras were upgrading
    That’s why they weren’t recording
    Nobody knows the bugger
    Run which way

    Don’t blame it on the system
    Don’t blame it on the gahmen
    Don’t ask for resignation
    Wait you left nobody

    Don’t blame it on Lim Peh
    Don’t blame it on the high pay
    Wait you kena Lim Teh
    Blame it on somebody

    Push the blame
    Push the blame
    Push the blame to someone else

    Let’s move on
    Let’s move on
    Let’s move on to something else

    Not my fault
    Not my fault
    Not my fault, it’s someone else

    Take the pay
    Take the pay
    Take the pay and nothing else

    Don’t blame it on the leaders
    Cos they clothe and feed us
    It’s not as if they need us
    We were just unlucky

    PM say don’t blame him
    Minister of Home Team
    Everybody don’t steam
    Just an honest mistake

    Honest…

    Mistake…

    Honest…

    Mistake…

  9. mr citizen Says:

    i think you can do bak chor mee part2..

    dear mr wong can’t sing (but can talk cork), sorry not enough.. .. u must explain y mas manage to escape…. move on ur see lang tao!!! sorry also must explain y mas escape.. Y? Y? Y?? u better explain….

  10. anonymous Says:

    another classic song hahaha!
    keep up the great work please !

  11. Ah Jan Says:

    How? How? How to beat this?

    Chio ka pengz…………….

    STEADY!

    Kudos…..

  12. lorrytyre Says:

    thank u mrbrown sir & mrbrownshow team for exceptionally putting in a special podcast apart from your monday’s feed. hehehe.

    -off topic again-
    anybody here kenna the stupid cid phone scam? just a casual question.

    whenever u kenna a police call u on the handphone, ask them to send u an appointment letter instead. i rather meet them face to face.

    first time i kenna this, i dun even know if its real or not. hahaha but the tone from the cid inspector sounded not very convincing, and luckily i reacted fast enough not to reveal my personal particulars.

    why the inspector ask for my particulars rather than to confirm? beats me. i still waiting for his dumb letter.

    i should have recorded the conversation and podcast it, d@mn goes one quality blog entry.

  13. Goh Meng Seng Says:

    BRAVO! ENCORE! LOL! :)

    Goh Meng Seng

  14. Ashleigh Says:

    LOLS damn funny too thanks for making another podcast although its not monday

  15. Billy Says:

    Indeed!
    Salary want to peak with MNC C.E.O.
    Got problem blame the downline.
    Like that everyone also can take on the post men!

  16. cc Says:

    The best thing to do is to blame it on a non-living thing - the window! One of my friend’s msn says: ofcourse its the window’s fault!

    The window will not:

    a) talk back
    b) deny
    c) say no

    The window’s fault - no wonder its already been thrown away.

    Kudos to the MrBrownShow team, always managed to cheer me up during a cloudy day!

    It’s your fault lar, I can’t stop laughing !!!

    Hehe…

  17. Someone Says:

    Ahahaha! Boogie!

  18. Someone Says:

    I wonder what’ll happen if this song gets played during a PAP member speech during elections.

  19. APATHY - zzled.net Says:

    […] Small pleasures before heading back to the grind on Monday morning. Also of note is a musical take on the Mas Selamat Kastari fiasco here in Singapore. […]

  20. Bruce Says:

    I have to blame you for making me tear! Laugh too much causes tearing. Hahaha..!

    Good one sir! Keep it up ok? :)

  21. Henry Says:

    Good song, but I think this song is a better one!! It’s as if WKS wrote the lyrics.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32nSuTwZUW8

    Lyrics for “An Honest Mistake” :

    People
    They don’t mean a thing to you
    They move right through you
    Just like your breath
    But sometimes
    I still think of you
    And I just wanted to
    Just wanted you to know
    My old friend…
    I swear I never meant for this
    I never meant…

    Don’t look at me that way
    It was an honest mistake
    Don’t look at me that way
    It was an honest mistake
    An honest mistake

    Sometimes
    I forget I’m still awake
    I fuck up and say these things out loud
    My old friend…
    I swear I never meant for this
    I never meant…

    Don’t look at me that way
    It was an honest mistake
    Don’t look at me that way
    It was an honest mistake
    An honest….

    Don’t look at me that way
    It was an honest mistake
    Don’t look at me that way
    It was an honest mistake
    An honest mistake

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  23. DOM the Clown Says:

    Don Browniani,

    Wei! Cannot anyhow blame the ministars hor! And….this is why:

    http://domtheclown.wordpress.com/2008/04/26/inspirational-leaders-in-times-of-crisis/

    hiak! hiak! hiak!
    DOM Al Karput

  24. RS Says:

    Yah, your fault leh.

    Podcast on a Thursday. Miss for 2 day, now then see. Lucky, I vely talented to check if got or not.

    Anyway, I like your fault. No need to wait for Mondays! :)

  25. RS Says:

    Yah, your fault leh.

    Podcast on a Thursday. Miss for 2 day, now then see. Lucky, I vely talented to check if got or not.

    Anyway, I like your fault. No need to wait for Mondays! :)

  26. rich Says:

    lol ur first podcast on thursday i suppose?

  27. Pet Says:

    Quote :meepoktah Says:

    Sipeh Gao Luck! LOL!

    Nothing hurts more than the TRUTH!

    Blame it on the Gurkhas loh!

    Sorry pal , Please don t blame in on Gurkhas . They are elite and tested in history . You can see they are the one really mostly protecting us . They should be respected.

  28. feemetothefish Says:

    Mr Brown,

    Thanks again for making my day!

    Looks like the ‘dose of bad gahmen if ministers are not paid millions as promised by MM’ is “now showing” instead of “akan datang”?

    So how huh? Must we prepare mother, wife, sister, daughter, grand-daughter to be maids soon or not?

    Or is the cock talking Hen (who is now Education Minister) asking his minion to prepare a new compulsory training program on “Do Singapore Proud. Be Maid, Be Happy!” for all women of Singapore?

    If the current trick doesn’t work, will the current eleetist leaders tell us that we may end up as prostitutes (males included, bro) if they cannot continue to increase their million $,$$$,$$$ salary packaged with mediocre accountability and responsibility?

    Well, they have started on the casinos. Now they are bending the rules so that smoking is allowed in casinos, what else will they not do next?

    Si peh song leh, suka suka change laws, suka suka fix laws.

    Of course, as we hear ad nauseam, it’s for the good of Singapore!

    Viva Singapura!

  29. adeline Says:

    U guys should thank God for your creativity, imagination and guts! U R one of a kind indeed!

    FANTASTIC SONG!!! Sooooooooooo hilarious.

    This song and the ERP Beep Beep song should be played during National Day celebrations all over Singapore!

  30. meepoktah Says:

    Pet Says:
    Sorry pal , Please don t blame in on Gurkhas . They are elite and tested in history . You can see they are the one really mostly protecting us . They should be respected.

    My apologies dear Pet! It was an honest mistake! I thought the Gurkhas were meant to protect the Elite Ministers, The Emperor and His Pinky-Ass Warrior Son, in case of any coup, uprising or “freak” election results?? I swear didn’t know the Gurkhas were meant to protect us peasants!

  31. kevin Says:

    ..the gurkhas are reknowned as frontline soldiers, not prison wardens.. they served our country during the communist emergency; nothing to joke about.

  32. MM Lee Says:

    I told you all before, our women will become maids in other country, if we dont incharge, if Low TK in charge, our women will become 1st class prostitutes.

  33. tunkudon Says:

    can any kind soul sent me the mp3 pls tks donchoo0204@yahoo.com

  34. Jason Lee Says:

    Let’s agree with the disagreed!!! It’s always the case

  35. slkjoakjelk Says:

    I can’t laugh. My heart bleeds…

  36. Someone Says:

    tunkudon: You know, you can just download it at the “download mp3″ link.

  37. Jimmy lin Says:

    Hi, i’m new here and i really enjoy ur show very much.
    How can i see your previous show? i want to see it from the beginning. Thanks.

  38. boogeyman Says:

    I tot I heard masturbate, masturbate, masturbate on somebody….

  39. lorrytyre Says:

    mb sir, this week got podcast?
    last thurs one counted as this week’s issit?

  40. Shu Yen Says:

    A Jimmy Lin:
    You can start by click on the items under “Archives” on the right side of this page. Do a Find (Ctrl+F) for “archives” on this page.

  41. HaHaHa Says:

    mb, thank you, thank you. cheers up my monday! This one’s great! Wondering if you’ll have a page in future to download a compilation of all your wacky cut-the-crap musical podcast :-)

  42. 20_nanoseconds Says:

    lol… wtf man… great song.

  43. Joe R Says:

    Well done. well written lyrics.
    you gave me more answers than the ministers.

  44. Mas Selamat Says:

    i m not limping and i m not katek, at least taller than KS.

  45. Teddybear Says:

    mrbrown,
    that was a fantastic podcast! no doubt u go down in history as singapore’s greatest commentator and entertainer yet!

  46. tby Says:

    SOLID MAN!!!!!!
    WAY TO GO!!!!!

  47. Selene Cheng Says:

    ok I know I’m late in commenting about anything mas selamat but by god, mrbrown, this is really damn funny.

    really made my day. (:

  48. JS Says:

    This is originally blame it on the boogie by Michael Jacko! Unbelievable rendition…

  49. anon Says:

    what’s up with the wailing?

    Great song!
    Hilarious

  50. chuck Says:

    Want to be captain of the ship and not go down with the sinking ship.

    What kind of captain is this…… scandalous… absolutely scandalous

  51. Jessica Bailey Says:

    i can say that i miss jacko so much coz i am one of his die hard fans.’”

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