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Stop the witch hunt! Blame it on the right somebodies!
Podcast: the mrbrown show 24 Apr 2008: blame it on somebody Download MP3 (MP3, file size: 2.7mb, Time: 00:02:56)
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April 25th, 2008 at 4:19 am
Sipeh Gao Luck! LOL!
Nothing hurts more than the TRUTH!
Blame it on the Gurkhas loh!
April 25th, 2008 at 9:12 am
Can we have the lyrics, please.
It’s your fault that some of the words are not clear :)
April 25th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Blame it on me.
It is my fault for being too complacent.
It is also my fault for expecting too much from my government.
April 25th, 2008 at 11:37 am
your fault.. ah brown… not clear clear lah the words…
April 25th, 2008 at 11:59 am
lyrics please…..
April 25th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
I tot new podcast only on mondays? Must be consolation for rickrolling us last time. :)
April 25th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
The lyrics are in the NP3. For the benefit of those who can’t find it:
BLAME IT ON SOMEBODY (from mrbrownshow.com)
Whitley…
Whitley…
Window…
Toilet…
Escape…
Wah Lau Eh…
Manhunt…
Poster…
Limping…
Katek…
It started with a toilet
The Gurkhas didn’t guard it
Mas Selamat took his pants off
And ran away
They heard the water running
They thought that he was peeing
Overflowing bladder
Take all day
Don’t blame it on the big shots
That’s not where the buck stops
It’s never ever their fault
Blame it on somebody
Don’t blame it on the Dua Tao
They already very stressed liao
Find some other Ah Kow
Let some junior mati
The window, no grills on it
The CO said don’t need it
Just cut off window handle
It’ll be okay
The cameras were upgrading
That’s why they weren’t recording
Nobody knows the bugger
Run which way
Don’t blame it on the system
Don’t blame it on the gahmen
Don’t ask for resignation
Wait you left nobody
Don’t blame it on Lim Peh
Don’t blame it on the high pay
Wait you kena Lim Teh
Blame it on somebody
Push the blame
Push the blame
Push the blame to someone else
Let’s move on
Let’s move on
Let’s move on to something else
Not my fault
Not my fault
Not my fault, it’s someone else
Take the pay
Take the pay
Take the pay and nothing else
Don’t blame it on the leaders
Cos they clothe and feed us
It’s not as if they need us
We were just unlucky
PM say don’t blame him
Minister of Home Team
Everybody don’t steam
Just an honest mistake
Honest…
Mistake…
Honest…
Mistake…
April 25th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
BLAME IT ON SOMEBODY (from mrbrownshow.com)
Whitley…
Whitley…
Window…
Toilet…
Escape…
Wah Lau Eh…
Manhunt…
Poster…
Limping…
Katek…
It started with a toilet
The Gurkhas didn’t guard it
Mas Selamat took his pants off
And ran away
They heard the water running
They thought that he was peeing
Overflowing bladder
Take all day
Don’t blame it on the big shots
That’s not where the buck stops
It’s never ever their fault
Blame it on somebody
Don’t blame it on the Dua Tao
They already very stressed liao
Find some other Ah Kow
Let some junior mati
The window, no grills on it
The CO said don’t need it
Just cut off window handle
It’ll be okay
The cameras were upgrading
That’s why they weren’t recording
Nobody knows the bugger
Run which way
Don’t blame it on the system
Don’t blame it on the gahmen
Don’t ask for resignation
Wait you left nobody
Don’t blame it on Lim Peh
Don’t blame it on the high pay
Wait you kena Lim Teh
Blame it on somebody
Push the blame
Push the blame
Push the blame to someone else
Let’s move on
Let’s move on
Let’s move on to something else
Not my fault
Not my fault
Not my fault, it’s someone else
Take the pay
Take the pay
Take the pay and nothing else
Don’t blame it on the leaders
Cos they clothe and feed us
It’s not as if they need us
We were just unlucky
PM say don’t blame him
Minister of Home Team
Everybody don’t steam
Just an honest mistake
Honest…
Mistake…
Honest…
Mistake…
April 25th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
i think you can do bak chor mee part2..
dear mr wong can’t sing (but can talk cork), sorry not enough.. .. u must explain y mas manage to escape…. move on ur see lang tao!!! sorry also must explain y mas escape.. Y? Y? Y?? u better explain….
April 25th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
another classic song hahaha!
keep up the great work please !
April 25th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
How? How? How to beat this?
Chio ka pengz…………….
STEADY!
Kudos…..
April 25th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
thank u mrbrown sir & mrbrownshow team for exceptionally putting in a special podcast apart from your monday’s feed. hehehe.
-off topic again-
anybody here kenna the stupid cid phone scam? just a casual question.
whenever u kenna a police call u on the handphone, ask them to send u an appointment letter instead. i rather meet them face to face.
first time i kenna this, i dun even know if its real or not. hahaha but the tone from the cid inspector sounded not very convincing, and luckily i reacted fast enough not to reveal my personal particulars.
why the inspector ask for my particulars rather than to confirm? beats me. i still waiting for his dumb letter.
i should have recorded the conversation and podcast it, d@mn goes one quality blog entry.
April 25th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
BRAVO! ENCORE! LOL! :)
Goh Meng Seng
April 25th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
LOLS damn funny too thanks for making another podcast although its not monday
April 25th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Indeed!
Salary want to peak with MNC C.E.O.
Got problem blame the downline.
Like that everyone also can take on the post men!
April 25th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
The best thing to do is to blame it on a non-living thing - the window! One of my friend’s msn says: ofcourse its the window’s fault!
The window will not:
a) talk back
b) deny
c) say no
The window’s fault - no wonder its already been thrown away.
Kudos to the MrBrownShow team, always managed to cheer me up during a cloudy day!
It’s your fault lar, I can’t stop laughing !!!
Hehe…
April 26th, 2008 at 5:41 am
Ahahaha! Boogie!
April 26th, 2008 at 6:03 am
I wonder what’ll happen if this song gets played during a PAP member speech during elections.
April 26th, 2008 at 9:32 am
[…] Small pleasures before heading back to the grind on Monday morning. Also of note is a musical take on the Mas Selamat Kastari fiasco here in Singapore. […]
April 26th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
I have to blame you for making me tear! Laugh too much causes tearing. Hahaha..!
Good one sir! Keep it up ok? :)
April 26th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Good song, but I think this song is a better one!! It’s as if WKS wrote the lyrics.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32nSuTwZUW8
Lyrics for “An Honest Mistake” :
People
They don’t mean a thing to you
They move right through you
Just like your breath
But sometimes
I still think of you
And I just wanted to
Just wanted you to know
My old friend…
I swear I never meant for this
I never meant…
Don’t look at me that way
It was an honest mistake
Don’t look at me that way
It was an honest mistake
An honest mistake
Sometimes
I forget I’m still awake
I fuck up and say these things out loud
My old friend…
I swear I never meant for this
I never meant…
Don’t look at me that way
It was an honest mistake
Don’t look at me that way
It was an honest mistake
An honest….
Don’t look at me that way
It was an honest mistake
Don’t look at me that way
It was an honest mistake
An honest mistake
April 26th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
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April 26th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Don Browniani,
Wei! Cannot anyhow blame the ministars hor! And….this is why:
http://domtheclown.wordpress.com/2008/04/26/inspirational-leaders-in-times-of-crisis/
hiak! hiak! hiak!
DOM Al Karput
April 26th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Yah, your fault leh.
Podcast on a Thursday. Miss for 2 day, now then see. Lucky, I vely talented to check if got or not.
Anyway, I like your fault. No need to wait for Mondays! :)
April 26th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Yah, your fault leh.
Podcast on a Thursday. Miss for 2 day, now then see. Lucky, I vely talented to check if got or not.
Anyway, I like your fault. No need to wait for Mondays! :)
April 26th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
lol ur first podcast on thursday i suppose?
April 26th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Quote :meepoktah Says:
Sipeh Gao Luck! LOL!
Nothing hurts more than the TRUTH!
Blame it on the Gurkhas loh!
Sorry pal , Please don t blame in on Gurkhas . They are elite and tested in history . You can see they are the one really mostly protecting us . They should be respected.
April 26th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Mr Brown,
Thanks again for making my day!
Looks like the ‘dose of bad gahmen if ministers are not paid millions as promised by MM’ is “now showing” instead of “akan datang”?
So how huh? Must we prepare mother, wife, sister, daughter, grand-daughter to be maids soon or not?
Or is the cock talking Hen (who is now Education Minister) asking his minion to prepare a new compulsory training program on “Do Singapore Proud. Be Maid, Be Happy!” for all women of Singapore?
If the current trick doesn’t work, will the current eleetist leaders tell us that we may end up as prostitutes (males included, bro) if they cannot continue to increase their million $,$$$,$$$ salary packaged with mediocre accountability and responsibility?
Well, they have started on the casinos. Now they are bending the rules so that smoking is allowed in casinos, what else will they not do next?
Si peh song leh, suka suka change laws, suka suka fix laws.
Of course, as we hear ad nauseam, it’s for the good of Singapore!
Viva Singapura!
April 27th, 2008 at 12:05 am
U guys should thank God for your creativity, imagination and guts! U R one of a kind indeed!
FANTASTIC SONG!!! Sooooooooooo hilarious.
This song and the ERP Beep Beep song should be played during National Day celebrations all over Singapore!
April 27th, 2008 at 1:13 am
Pet Says:
Sorry pal , Please don t blame in on Gurkhas . They are elite and tested in history . You can see they are the one really mostly protecting us . They should be respected.
My apologies dear Pet! It was an honest mistake! I thought the Gurkhas were meant to protect the Elite Ministers, The Emperor and His Pinky-Ass Warrior Son, in case of any coup, uprising or “freak” election results?? I swear didn’t know the Gurkhas were meant to protect us peasants!
April 27th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
..the gurkhas are reknowned as frontline soldiers, not prison wardens.. they served our country during the communist emergency; nothing to joke about.
April 27th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I told you all before, our women will become maids in other country, if we dont incharge, if Low TK in charge, our women will become 1st class prostitutes.
April 27th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
can any kind soul sent me the mp3 pls tks donchoo0204@yahoo.com
April 27th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Let’s agree with the disagreed!!! It’s always the case
April 27th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
I can’t laugh. My heart bleeds…
April 28th, 2008 at 1:03 am
tunkudon: You know, you can just download it at the “download mp3″ link.
April 28th, 2008 at 8:46 am
Hi, i’m new here and i really enjoy ur show very much.
How can i see your previous show? i want to see it from the beginning. Thanks.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I tot I heard masturbate, masturbate, masturbate on somebody….
April 28th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
mb sir, this week got podcast?
last thurs one counted as this week’s issit?
April 28th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
A Jimmy Lin:
You can start by click on the items under “Archives” on the right side of this page. Do a Find (Ctrl+F) for “archives” on this page.
April 28th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
mb, thank you, thank you. cheers up my monday! This one’s great! Wondering if you’ll have a page in future to download a compilation of all your wacky cut-the-crap musical podcast :-)
April 28th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
lol… wtf man… great song.
April 28th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Well done. well written lyrics.
you gave me more answers than the ministers.
April 29th, 2008 at 12:03 am
i m not limping and i m not katek, at least taller than KS.
April 29th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
mrbrown,
that was a fantastic podcast! no doubt u go down in history as singapore’s greatest commentator and entertainer yet!
April 30th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
SOLID MAN!!!!!!
WAY TO GO!!!!!
May 7th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
ok I know I’m late in commenting about anything mas selamat but by god, mrbrown, this is really damn funny.
really made my day. (:
May 27th, 2008 at 3:33 am
This is originally blame it on the boogie by Michael Jacko! Unbelievable rendition…