the mrbrown show: Song for XCB
Inspired by the NDP 2010 theme song, we wrote this song for XCBs all over the world!
Podcast: the mrbrown show 27 July 2010: Song for XCB
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July 27th, 2010 at 11:56 pm
1st! i love XCBs
July 28th, 2010 at 12:15 am
muahahaha.. was wondering what was XCB initially! swee!
July 28th, 2010 at 1:01 am
ALAMAK!
What about one for XTB???
Xiao Tar Bor!
So many XiaoTarBor in gahmen leh!
July 28th, 2010 at 2:54 am
eh eh. our gahmen not xiao okays? they are KIANG TAR BORS. KTBs! not kiang, how to earn big big moneys?
July 28th, 2010 at 8:56 am
Thanks guys, really reminds me of home. Looking at Singapore from the outside with your humor just makes it all better!
Cheers guys and keep it up!
M
July 28th, 2010 at 9:05 am
Waiting for XTB song…
July 28th, 2010 at 10:14 am
THANK YOU MR BROWN!!!
Here are the lyrics:
Song for XCB
Every day the same old story
I wake up, she’s trying to strangle me
And steal my car
My underwear become chapati
Took my goldfish, make into curry puff
She still my Tao Sa Piah
I want to sing
Sing a song for Xiao Char Bor
Every crazy thing she does
Just makes me love her more
So come and sing
Sing a song for Xiao Char Bor
She is better than Ramly Burger
With extra sauce
My Xiao Char Bor
My Xiao Char Bor
Xiao Char Bor
She likes to make jokes about mangkali
I tell her stop, must say sorry
Please, dont be like this
She likes to wear her jeans too tight
And when she moons, the stars above collide
And birds shit in my eye
Come on and sing
Sing a song for Xiao Char Bor
Every crazy thing she does
Just makes me love her more
So come and sing
Sing a song for Xiao Char Bor
She is better than my mother at
Street Fighter 4, my Xiao Char Bor
My Xiao Char Bor
My Xiao Char Bor
Yeah
She’s the flag flying in my heart
I’m the pole that she takes for granted
She’s my kway teow, I’m her hum
I want to sing
Sing a song for Xiao Char Bor
Every crazy little thing she does
I want to beo her more
So come and sing
Sing a song for Xiao Char Bor
When we xiao, we xiao together
We’re a love seesaw
My Xiao Char Bor
My Xiao Char Bor
Xiao Char Bor
Yeah yeah
July 28th, 2010 at 11:51 am
you should compile all your songs and make into a cd.
July 28th, 2010 at 12:29 pm
I do hope Corrinne May like this masterpiece of yours..
July 28th, 2010 at 1:58 pm
wah! powderful
July 28th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Hi Mr Brown, I thought this year’s song is great, i ain’t too sure if you are sincere with your comments regards to how inspired you feel, but honestly, I find your lyrics are rather off standard this time. You appear to just putting in words that makes no sense to complete a song. So, better try next time~~
July 28th, 2010 at 6:19 pm
here is to all the xiao char bos out there! Good work, but it ain’t your better ones. Good luck next time XD
July 28th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
Commenting again, but now here is the music video with your song and lyrics.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czaoRlTkuVU
Also, watch last year’s NDP parody video (with lyrics).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BBPTJfi0ug
July 29th, 2010 at 10:21 am
The modern day love song for our modern day society….check this video out.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:09 am
anyone knows the chords for the song
July 29th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Dear mrbrown and team,
Thank you for doing it again.
Last year, your ‘Lekuasimi’ alerted me to Electrico’s ‘What do you see?’, which you parodied.
I got to enjoy 2 songs for 1 NDP, otherwise I would have gone through that year, blissfully ignorant that the theme song existed.
Recently, you outdid yourselves, with 3 parodies of JJ Lin’s YOG cheer (plus I got to enjoy his original too!).
Now, we get to revise on Corinne May, and our beloved XCBs and XTBs of Singapore (yes, all 3 do rhyme!).
Kum-sia! Toto kum-sia!
Just one thing about the singing: Xiao-CHAR-bor.
You love her so much, you want her Chao-Tar, is it?
July 29th, 2010 at 6:19 pm
sorry forgot to attach the link;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phB5gSD7-10&feature=related
July 29th, 2010 at 8:22 pm
mb really, you are no longer or smarty pants. too much govt jobs make you think like civil servant? past national days you used to write songs that i can assoc with. now just nonsense songs with music from ndp song la and the stupid “oh yea oh yea” yog song. PLS PLS bring back the old mb!
July 30th, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Last year’s parody was much better. I hope these lyrics can be rewritten and sung along with the instrumental version of the original song.
July 31st, 2010 at 1:47 pm
hahah. xiao char bo~~~~ *She’s my kway teow, I’m her hum* hilarious mr brown. thanks for the podcast.
July 31st, 2010 at 8:15 pm
@bring back the old mb
you think it is so easy to make a song, try to make one yourself.
August 1st, 2010 at 2:44 am
Want to poke fun at PM again by mentioning ‘hum’. You want mrbrown.com to disappear from internet ?
August 1st, 2010 at 8:00 pm
“bird shit in my eye”
August 1st, 2010 at 8:01 pm
That’s so damn funny~!!
August 2nd, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Well, it’s kind of funny, but what has this got to do with National Day?
August 5th, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Dear Mr Brown,
The songs are alright but it seems to be getting repetitive as every visit I make it’ll be song. Not that I don’t enjoy it but I’m sure there are lots of other material that you can make fun of. Eg. the rising car park price?
August 7th, 2010 at 11:02 am
ahaha. i though XCB was some vehicle or somthing i didn’t know O.O
LOL! (Y) nicer than the real one :D :D
August 8th, 2010 at 10:03 am
its a freaking funny song man..hahaha great job again guys…hahaha…any chords?
August 15th, 2010 at 10:35 pm
LOL :D.
Nice lehh :D !
Thumb up(s) ! (Y)
Nice singing too :D
August 18th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Corrinne May will go xiao when she hear this….
August 20th, 2010 at 10:37 pm
Mr . Brown how about making a Lao Zhar Bo song with this tune thanks. . .
August 22nd, 2010 at 8:29 pm
Well, my class went for NE show and made another parody, hope it’s not too bad.
It’s a brand new set meal, a brand new flavour,
I remember the way it used to be,
original.
You’re my lunch and you’re my dinner,
and in all I’ve done I’ve eaten you set meals,
and they’ve made me this fat.
I want to sing, sing a song for Kentucky,
with every KFC meal, there’s more to be grateful for,
so come and sing, sing a song for KFC,
you’re my burger, you’re my pepsi,
I’m thankful for my chicken wings,
my chicken wings,my chicken wings,chicken wings…
Come together eveybody grab the bucket and snatch the chicken,
eat, all that you can.
Celebrate the red and white the sauce the meat in harmony unite,
let every set meal, be a hit.
I want to sing, sing a song for Kentucky,
with every drumstick I eat,
I get even more cholosterol,
I want to sing, sing a song for KFC, you make me fat and have heart attack,
I’m thankful for, bypass surgery,
the surgery, the surgery,surgery, yeah yeah.
Doctor say must diet,
used to take KFC meals for granted,
You’re my yummy little chicken.
So come and sing, sing a song for Kentucky,
with every drumstick I eat,
must take 3kg supplements,
I want to sing, sing a song for KFC,
you’re my life, you’re backbone,
I’m thankful for the seasoning,
and the bread crumbs, the yummy meat, yeah yeah.
And the first verse and chorus came from my classmate. We were given KFC meals at the NE show, and thus that came to be the subject of our song. Hope you like it.
August 24th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
here is my lyrics video for this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozSlhQDBrY8
September 6th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Wow! Mr brown! Ur songs r wonderful!
September 6th, 2010 at 2:32 pm
I luv it
September 7th, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Is this ur song?below
Song for XCB(By Mr Brown)
Every day the same old story
I wake up, she’s trying to strangle me
And steal my car
My underwear become chapati
Took my goldfish, make into curry puff
She steal my Tao Sa Piah
I want to sing
Sing a song for Xiao Char Bor
Every crazy thing she does
Just makes me love her more
So come and sing
Sing a song for Xiao Char Bor
She is better than Ramly Burger
With extra sauce
My Xiao Char Bor, my Xiao Char Bor,
My Xiao Char Bor
She likes to make jokes about mangkali
I tell her stop, must say sorry
Please, dont be like this
She likes to wear her jeans too tight
And when she moons, the stars above collide
And birds shit in my eyes
Come on and sing
Sing a song for Xiao Char Bor
Every crazy thing she does
Just makes me love her more
So come and sing
Sing a song for Xiao Char Bor
She is better than my mother at
Street Fighter 4, my Xiao Char Bor,
My Xiao Char Bor,
My Xiao Char Bor
Yeah
She’s the flag flying in my heart
I’m the pole that she takes for granted
She’s my kway teow, I’m her mum
I want to sing
Sing a song for Xiao Char Bor
Every crazy little thing she does
I want to beo her more
So come and sing
Sing a song for Xiao Char Bor
When we xiao, we xiao together
We love seesaw
My Xiao Char Bor,
My Xiao Char Bor, My Xiao Char Bor
Yeah yeah