the mrbrown show: we better

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We better find a way to pass together!

Podcast iconPodcast: the mrbrown show 26 Sept 2012: we better
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9 Responses to “the mrbrown show: we better”

  1. Nicholas Says:

    Ya, SHUT UP ! ! ! Buay ta han leh. Just like some ke ang mo say ‘Leisure’ as LEE-SURE’, jiak sai lah, my English teacher taught me ‘LEH-SURE’. Oi, dun you know got England ang mo and Swee Kok (Mei Guo) ang mo? Dun follow blindly and watch too much Swee Kok TV program ! Listen, LISTEN to BBC !

    We in Singapore pronounce it as TI-U-TION ! ! ! Cannot meh ??? Huh Huh Huh ???

    Dun act atas lah, Tu-a-tion my sai lah to u.

    BTW, atas boy, its TU-E-TION, NOT ‘TU-A-TION’. Tell be lah, where is the ‘a’ ??? The ‘i’ is pronounce as ‘e’ lah bodoh ! ! ! !

  2. houhouhou Says:

    Damn funny but meaningful. Appreciated it! 谢谢! =)

  3. Tuition Lover Says:

    Tuition is criticallly need because even simple mixed type exam questions require you to think out of the box or you will be boxed in with ZERO.

    A typical IQ question for PSLE (not released yet till now):

    Question 1

    Tuition is a function of knowledge + scores.

    The peimeter of 2(L) + 2(B), encloses an area = LxB.

    The differential between hyperbolic sin and arc cos is a function of modelling.

    Probability of Combination and Permutation of any question = infinitity.

    Question: You are to translate the above word question into formulae and propose the industrial application arising out of your formulae.

    Thinking: How can you don’t have tuition when you must think out of the box and yet when thinking is not to be mere dreaming?

    PSLE = Pass Standard Love Excesses

    TUITION TUITION TUITION = 补死

  4. Fabian Yong Says:

    Should do some vedio on education in singapore to make it more interesting , funny and at the same time quite true. Keep it up Mr. Brown Show. I just love it.

  5. LobsterORevenge Says:

    @Nicholas don’t so angry lei bruder. language changes everyday.

  6. Quince Pan Says:

    Sorry for bugging you on Twitter, but I really need help with the lyrics!

    Someone, please help me!

    1) Is it “mathematics mark lao yah” or “mathematics quite lao yah”?

    2) What are the lyrics in the second pre-chorus before “ooooh… I need more tuition for my tuition”?

    If you could email me the lyrics of the whole song, please do so.

    Thank you!

  7. Zhi Yong Says:

    Hey! I want the lyrics of this song too! Could you put it up somewhere for us?

    Thank you so much! :)

  8. Sher Li Says:

    Hi, may I know what is said in the line, “then the students all become like ___ streaming?”

    Sorry if this seems silly but I couldn’t figure out what was said. Please help me, thank you!

  9. mb Says:

    Here ya go:

    We Better

    I remember when we went to school, last time
    Didn’t have so much homework to do, got time
    To play catching and catch the spider too, where did
    All the good times go? Ya lor.
    Then they started ranking all the schools, wah lau
    Then the students all become like tap, streaming
    Examinations measure what you’ll do, are you
    Special, express, normal or technical

    Oooh school is getting harder and harder
    Oooh no point crying mother father
    We all better better better go tuition together
    We all better better better find tutor together
    You go ask your auntie ask your uncle ask your friends
    Cos we all better better better find a way to pass together

    Is your mathematics quite laoya, tuition
    Is your Chinese standard very cha, tuition
    Is your Engrish cannot spell propery, you need
    Tuition, or you cannot make it in life

    Oooh school is the eight hours between your tuitions
    Oooh I need more tuition for my tuition
    We all better better better go tuition together
    We all better better better find tutor together
    You go ask your MP ask your Minister ask your friends
    Cos we all better better better find a way to pass together

    Oooh parents can’t solve P2 maths problem
    Oooh parents also have to go for tuition
    We all better better better go tuition together
    We all better better better find tutor together
    Maybe one day we won’t need to tuition any more
    But for now, we better study harder so we can pass together.

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