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Podcast: the mrbrown show 26 Sept 2012: we better
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We better find a way to pass together!
Podcast: the mrbrown show 26 Sept 2012: we better
Download MP3 (MP3, file size: 5.2mb, Time: 00:03:08)
September 27th, 2012 at 8:51 am
Ya, SHUT UP ! ! ! Buay ta han leh. Just like some ke ang mo say ‘Leisure’ as LEE-SURE’, jiak sai lah, my English teacher taught me ‘LEH-SURE’. Oi, dun you know got England ang mo and Swee Kok (Mei Guo) ang mo? Dun follow blindly and watch too much Swee Kok TV program ! Listen, LISTEN to BBC !
We in Singapore pronounce it as TI-U-TION ! ! ! Cannot meh ??? Huh Huh Huh ???
Dun act atas lah, Tu-a-tion my sai lah to u.
BTW, atas boy, its TU-E-TION, NOT ‘TU-A-TION’. Tell be lah, where is the ‘a’ ??? The ‘i’ is pronounce as ‘e’ lah bodoh ! ! ! !
September 27th, 2012 at 11:30 pm
Damn funny but meaningful. Appreciated it! 谢谢! =)
September 29th, 2012 at 3:39 am
Tuition is criticallly need because even simple mixed type exam questions require you to think out of the box or you will be boxed in with ZERO.
A typical IQ question for PSLE (not released yet till now):
Question 1
Tuition is a function of knowledge + scores.
The peimeter of 2(L) + 2(B), encloses an area = LxB.
The differential between hyperbolic sin and arc cos is a function of modelling.
Probability of Combination and Permutation of any question = infinitity.
Question: You are to translate the above word question into formulae and propose the industrial application arising out of your formulae.
Thinking: How can you don’t have tuition when you must think out of the box and yet when thinking is not to be mere dreaming?
PSLE = Pass Standard Love Excesses
TUITION TUITION TUITION = 补死
September 29th, 2012 at 6:19 pm
Should do some vedio on education in singapore to make it more interesting , funny and at the same time quite true. Keep it up Mr. Brown Show. I just love it.
October 14th, 2012 at 1:06 pm
@Nicholas don’t so angry lei bruder. language changes everyday.
November 23rd, 2012 at 12:26 pm
Sorry for bugging you on Twitter, but I really need help with the lyrics!
Someone, please help me!
1) Is it “mathematics mark lao yah” or “mathematics quite lao yah”?
2) What are the lyrics in the second pre-chorus before “ooooh… I need more tuition for my tuition”?
If you could email me the lyrics of the whole song, please do so.
Thank you!
November 23rd, 2012 at 9:17 pm
Hey! I want the lyrics of this song too! Could you put it up somewhere for us?
Thank you so much! :)
November 27th, 2012 at 9:58 am
Hi, may I know what is said in the line, “then the students all become like ___ streaming?”
Sorry if this seems silly but I couldn’t figure out what was said. Please help me, thank you!
November 27th, 2012 at 10:58 am
Here ya go:
We Better
I remember when we went to school, last time
Didn’t have so much homework to do, got time
To play catching and catch the spider too, where did
All the good times go? Ya lor.
Then they started ranking all the schools, wah lau
Then the students all become like tap, streaming
Examinations measure what you’ll do, are you
Special, express, normal or technical
Oooh school is getting harder and harder
Oooh no point crying mother father
We all better better better go tuition together
We all better better better find tutor together
You go ask your auntie ask your uncle ask your friends
Cos we all better better better find a way to pass together
Is your mathematics quite laoya, tuition
Is your Chinese standard very cha, tuition
Is your Engrish cannot spell propery, you need
Tuition, or you cannot make it in life
Oooh school is the eight hours between your tuitions
Oooh I need more tuition for my tuition
We all better better better go tuition together
We all better better better find tutor together
You go ask your MP ask your Minister ask your friends
Cos we all better better better find a way to pass together
Oooh parents can’t solve P2 maths problem
Oooh parents also have to go for tuition
We all better better better go tuition together
We all better better better find tutor together
Maybe one day we won’t need to tuition any more
But for now, we better study harder so we can pass together.