mr brown:

I have a nickname that's not Chinese,

But I am not an Ang Moh.

Nor do I speak like Native liddat.

I speak Good English but sometimes I dowan. I know a few dialects so I can swear.

I am Courteous, but sometimes the chee [pause] people piss me off at Campaign Time.

Sometimes I get a parking fine because I tear parking coupon based on carpark time zone, which is ten minutes faster than local time.

I try to stay healthy although I love local food. But. I am not the bak chor mee man, nor do I zhng my car so much these days.

I've lived in HDB flats all my life because that's all I can afford. 

I drive a six-year old 1.6 litre car. It gets my whole family where we need to go, but we need to make two trips.

I love playing computer games but kids pwn me.

I hate going for reservist but I go anyway.

I love the national flag even though I don't always put it up when I am asked to.

I couldn't have afforded my wedding or my home without our parents' help.

But I believe in having faith so much, I named my first born after it. And then my wife and I, we had two more kids.

I have a blog, but I am not anonymous.

My name is Lee Kin Mun. My name is mrbrown. And I am a Singaporean.

So say we all

So say we all.