Mr Miyagi:

I have a Japanese nickname but only my other half is Japanese.
 
And no, I didnŐt teach the Karate Kid to do one leg kicking.
 
My mother tongues were Hokkien and Hainanese till I was four, and English from then on.
 
I can speak good English but nabeh I curse more effectively with dialect.
 
I think Singa the Courtesy Lion should put some pants on and the merlion should be barbecued.
 
I just moved into a rented condo. Maybe one day I can afford kids too.
 
I drive a 2 year old car which I will own in 8 years time.

Thank you Pa for the downpayment.
 
I studied in Australia, I ate more Chinese food there than here.
 
And when I served my country, I lost my front tooth and got charged for forgetting to take IPPT.
 
I donŐt want to smoke but those damn yellow boxes make me light up.
 
I used to run and go to the gym, but now, no time.
 
I believe in not paying to watch the world cup. It should be my right.
 
I didnŐt get to vote at the last elections but I hope I can in the next one.
 
My parents are migrants but I was born here
 
I am Mr Miyagi.
 
My name is Benjamin Lee
 
And I am a Singaporean

So say we all

So say we all.