the mrbrown show: got milk?
Photo by Muffet
We may have to take our coffee black soon, unless we take drastic measures.
Podcast: the mrbrown show 18 June 2007: got milk? (MP3, file size: 1.8mb, Time: 00:03:35)
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June 18th, 2007 at 8:47 am
mb,
last i remembered viewing a clip on liveleak, there was this cafe in the far far away angmoh land, where the waitress simply added fresh milk into the cups of the unsuspecting customers, straight from her boobs, right in front of them…
most of the customers were amused, and one of them even indicated he wanted more milk, and so the waitress simply expressed more milk straight into his cup!
=P
June 18th, 2007 at 10:23 am
I went to my favorite coffee shop in town recently and found that they charge kopi(with milk) and kopi-O (without milk) the same price at 90 cents. Kopi-O has nothing to do with milk price increase. That was the last kopi-O I drank at that store.
June 18th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
LOL. “xian sheng, yao jia nai ma?” hahaha :D
June 18th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
to kopicat: kopiji (beans) aunty drank milk while harvesting the ji thats why no price diff…
to public: To all dear milk maids please listen! There are 2 ways to induce lactation
1) Mechanical
2) By homones and drugs
for 2nd choice, estrogen is administered and then abruptly withdrawn to mimic the rapid hormonal changes following delivery. A course of a prolactin-enhancing drug such as metaclopromide is then instituted.
for 1st choice (the prefered 1) milk maids can have your lactation process done the safer, cheaper and more pleasurable way… pls remember NOT to pay by NETS, cash only… recruitment begins now! Only eligible may apply. Please call 1900-milk-till-u-drop now for advance booking to avoid long queues… bankruptcies may not apply as this is a form of business. CALL NOW!
June 18th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
If it all boils down to natural human milk,
I wonder what this leads to:
more babies, to promote lactation?
boost the population.
or just more sleaze to boost the (male) urge to procreate?
again, boost the population.
how about an umbrella GST for all milks?
boost the economy.
or a wider variety of new milk products, “proudly made” here?
again, boost the economy.
How clever we are, commercialising even the source.
June 20th, 2007 at 12:15 am
xian sheng ni yao jia nai ma? wahahha….