" the mrbrown show: 2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift
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Singapore drivers can look forward to 16 new Electronic Road Pricing gantries for more driving pleasure! Now coming to a residential road near you!
Podcast: the mrbrown show 4 Feb 2008: 2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift Download MP3 (MP3, file size: 2.2mb, Time: 00:02:19)
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February 4th, 2008 at 5:42 am
Furiously Funny! Wah Piang! Correct the road prices going up! All up, Haiya… Keep up the good work guys!
February 4th, 2008 at 9:22 am
Yo Brown..
so hip ar… beep beep .. got lyrics better wor .. beep beep ..
Gong Xi Fa Chai to you & crew ..
February 4th, 2008 at 9:25 am
Wah Biang….this is hilarious!!!!!!!! Damn freakin good lor!!! Bahahhahahahaha…..
I’m always amazed at the creativity of Mr Brown & the team….wah biang..i cannot stop laughing lah!!
*Beep Beep Beep Beep*
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
But honestly, I hate the fact the reason they gave on news updates…The setting up of ERPs is to ease the traffic congestion! Ease Ge Pi lor!!!
Why? They think set up 1 ERP, the no. of cars will decrease by 100 ah?! Siao..people will just leave house earlier lor..then morning congestion lor…then they wille xtend the ERP timing to 5am lor….then by 2020…ERP will be on 24hrs & we will see a gantry every 10metres!
%*#^&*(^%*$)&…..
February 4th, 2008 at 9:25 am
You guys ROCK!
Fast and Furious, *Beep* *Beep*.
Huat Ah!
February 4th, 2008 at 9:49 am
i almost spill my laptop, Gosh…mb, u r the best!
February 4th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Oh my Lord…that was hilarious! I don’t know which is better: the high-pitched Japanese accent or the oh-so-true lyrics.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Hey Guys,
Great work! However, if you can, put up the lyrics leh. Not clear what you guys were singing in some parts of the song.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
My ears! LOL!
February 4th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Hilariously Fabulous!!! LOVE IT.
They melody is cute and catchy. Lyrics is horrendously so true
of reality. But had to play 3x to get all the words.
You guys are SOOOOOOOO CREATIVE & definitely
musically inclined! Well blessed with such talents indeed.
Keep up the fantastic job!
& thank you so much for mentioning Toa Payoh and AMKio
in your song. The residents of these areas are penalized for no
sound reason!!! Those multi-million-earning $%^@#$)%$
February 4th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Guys at Mr Brown Show,
It’s a pity you do not get paid for each listener to your fabulously funny song!
If you do, wow! you may also become millionaires like alll our ministers!
Beep. Beep.
Strive on!
Beep Beep!
February 4th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Guys, belly belly good.
gongxi gongxi belly good….
February 4th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
LMAO!!! Laugh until peng! You guys should do one parody using CNY songs, 881 style!
February 4th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
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February 4th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
The lyrics are embedded in the mp3. If you’re using iTunes it should be a breeze. For those who can’t view, here it is:
2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift
I wonder if you know,
How they live in Ang Mo Kio
Go to city many gantry
Can’t afford your speed too low
Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Slow is dangerous (Aiyah!) (beep! beep! beep!)
I wonder if you know,
How they live in Toa Payoh
Please lah tolong, only Lorong
Not Expressway also tio!
Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Spread like virius! (Aiyah!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Many many taxes danglin
ERP now is randomin
Keep your speed ‘bove 45
Or everybody Cashcard won’t survive!
Suka suka ERP on
Happy happy gantry can born
16 new ways to gope your lui
See already want to pui!
Gahmen say take MRT
Cos car is only luxury
Build the road for Fellari
Normal car will up lorry
Ji Pa Ban (uh!), Ichiban (uh)
No million dollars you Lan Lan
CTE is the place to be
Singapore road for VIP
I wonder if you know,
How they live in Ang Mo Kio
Reach work early, at 5.30
Spend three hours drink teh-o
Can’t be seraious! (wah lau!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Live like vampires (ouch!) (beep! beep! beep!)
I wonder if you know,
Where the gantry never grow
Where the lorry Never worry
Travel freely where you go
Pulau Bukom! (Don’t have!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Pulau Tekong (Huat ah!) (beep! beep! beep!)
February 4th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.
laugh until cry ah! Well done well done, right up there Mai Hums!
February 4th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Our dear Mr Brown & Team,
You deserve a standing ovation! (I’m standing up to type this message.)
As you can see from all the comments, we are very proud of you and feel that you are very talented and inspired. May you enjoy many lucrative projects rolling in in the New Lunar Year!
This makes up for the fact that we didn’t get to enjoy the Complaints Choir musical (and cynical?) talents!
Three cheers for Mr Brown & Team! Yam Seng! Yam Seng! Yam Seng!
February 4th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
You never fail to amuse me… HAha…
February 4th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Roads for VIP indeed… guess which public figure was at CTE noting the Bishan MRT wasn’t very crowded :-(
Wishing you, your team and your families HUAT AH!
February 4th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
OMG!!! This is the best podcast I ever heared for now. Or can say composed music i heared from you guys! Cheers! =)
February 4th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
this is the type of music and composition i wana hear. lolx. millions of praises to Mr Brown and Crew. cheers.
February 4th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Anyone know how to program this into the IU?
Then every time pass through ERP can hear!
Can laugh and cry at the same time.
February 4th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
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February 4th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
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February 4th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
My goshhh this cracked me up so bad and the rapping part was actually bearable i.e. I didn’t cringe.
Would love some lyrics :D
February 4th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
i almost choke on my food..lolz. hilarious
February 4th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
I wonder if they’ll reach a point whereby to use a road, you have to go through an ERP gantry at least once. And then we’re back to square one with the congestion problem again, think about it.
February 4th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
[…] 2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift An amazing parody by Mr.Brown and his team, this is regarding the eye-popping 16 new ERP gantries to be placed all around our island. […]
February 4th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
CHIO kah peng!! 5 stars!!!
February 4th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
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February 4th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
u guys roxz man!!! *save as my ringtone* XD
February 4th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Brown Brown Brown! U da MAN!
Beep beep beep
February 4th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
hahahaha simply hilarious!! you da man!
February 4th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
great job mr brown and team! you guys never fail to amuse!
February 5th, 2008 at 12:04 am
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February 5th, 2008 at 1:43 am
You Are the MAn Mr Brown!! Our Voice..Our town.. our Pay and pay government.
Controlling our CPF cos wan us retire haf money..
But mean make us work extra harder as most $$ go to medical and health.. more stressful.. dun even noe the stress level that we had.. can we even make it to retirement age ma.. no wonder more and more pple decide to encourage their children to stay oversea
February 5th, 2008 at 2:28 am
Good Job!!!! Freaking hilarious.
February 5th, 2008 at 5:34 am
[…] Posted by jaronliu on February 5, 2008 I remember sometime back my bro set the famous mrbrownshow “Mee Siam Mai Hum” as his hp ringtone. I think now its time to change and set the “2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift” as the new hp ringtone. […]
February 5th, 2008 at 7:39 am
Your comments are like… the budget debate… It’s sooooo good!
February 5th, 2008 at 9:00 am
ROFL…Beep.Beep
February 5th, 2008 at 9:57 am
You are The One! You and your team speak our minds and frustrations.
Come run for MP in my GRC !!! I will get my family, neighbours and friends to vote for you.
Mr Brown for MP.
Hahaha. I am SERIOUS.
February 5th, 2008 at 10:48 am
i not worthy
February 5th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Once again, against the Empire. ;-)
Running Jin-ga-kor island is almost like a no-brainer; not enuff munny -> then add more gantries. And we have to pay millions for these no-brainers. The joke should be so funny if it is not so real. haiz.
May the force be with you. Brown roxs!
February 5th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
[…] The mrbrown show tells it like it is - 2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift rap! […]
February 5th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Respect.. respect… You should consider selling ringtones like that!
February 5th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Hey Mr Brown! Really hilarious! How come never mention Upper Bukit Timah leh? We also kena for no reason and the road is so smooth flowing every morning. Really beep beep for no rhyme or reason.
February 5th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Gong Xi Fa Cai!
Nice Work!
February 5th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
how come last time can download ur podcasts now cannot?
the Macbook one and this damn hilarious i wana dl !!
February 5th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Hey Hey,why not they set up ERP gantries along the F1 racing tracks?i am sure that will bring in more revenue for the state right? heck,let’s have a gantry at every road junction!
(%(*%$@(*%@)@$)(#
February 5th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
steady la brown and gang. your podcast got better ever since the once a week release.
*P.S. I also want ji ba ban leh
Happy new year man
February 5th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
thanked God for man like you. Love the song. Impressive.
February 5th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
loll…..one of yea funnyest ever…happy new year
February 5th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
hey, are you planning a mrbrown songbook? hehehe… first got “You can touch this” now this… cool…
February 6th, 2008 at 1:01 am
another classic mr brown! btw how do i view the lyrics in itunes?
February 6th, 2008 at 2:19 am
LOL you guys rock my funny bone!
February 6th, 2008 at 8:55 am
First there was “You Can’t touch this” –> tribute to our CPF annuity scheme. And I was already laughing like mad then. Now, there’s “ERP Drift”! Wow, Mr. Brown and team, You guys are THE MOST creative AND gutsy people in Singapore! Kudos to you all!
February 6th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Awesome!
This is even better than Mai Hum!
February 6th, 2008 at 10:40 am
[…] ERPains, Trains & Automobiles - Yawning Bread: Are the planned bus and rail improvements enough? - Alice Cheong in Wonderland: SBS bus practise of concealing bus number caused waiting time above 40minutes - The mrbrown show: 2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift […]
February 6th, 2008 at 11:11 am
I luv your workz… *Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
February 6th, 2008 at 11:20 am
It rocks ! Great !
February 6th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Psssst…. you stand for election, can? Sure vote for you one! And we can play your podcast over the PA system- shiok!!
February 6th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
haha.. i bet the next step would be higher carpark fees.
February 6th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Truly a genius at work!
Happy New Year !!!
Huat ar!!! so we can all drive on CTE!
February 6th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Please supe the chorus up with real girls instead of Eric Tsang impersonators. :P
February 6th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
WAHAHA… Fxxking FUNNY SHIT!
Happy CNY!
February 6th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
wa!! fainted laughing! lolx
February 6th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
so farneeelah… but love it..
February 7th, 2008 at 3:05 am
nice and funny shit!
But i think its improper to voice out in joking format. I dont think they willl get the ideas.
February 7th, 2008 at 11:05 am
[…] Here’s one interesting link for the ERP issue: http://www.mrbrownshow.com/2008/02/04/the-mrbrown-show-2-many-2-count-erp-drift/ […]
February 7th, 2008 at 11:51 am
hohoho I think we need to come out with another new song already. http://www.straitstimes.com/Free/Story/STIStory_204214.html
Why do I have the ability to predict future.. now they really wan to implement GPS ERP. No more needs for gantries, mobile speed camera cos everything can be done by GPS. Where u are, what speed are u doing, and U really get charged from the skies!
February 7th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
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February 7th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Hahaha…
very funny..
The roads are really for VIPs is this carry on..
soon, maybe tekong also have ERP gantry..ahhah
February 7th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Happy new year ! And this is really very funny ! And also 100 % true, i liked the whole song /rap. Gd job guys !
February 7th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
fxxk erp, fxxk bus lanes, fxxk the car park attendant who issue summons.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:13 am
[…] Check out the bloody good ERP Drift he came up with. […]
February 8th, 2008 at 9:27 am
was listening to this while doing my morning business, almost fell off my throne laughing!! good job guys.
February 8th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
[…] This song is too hilarious not to share, as presented by Mr Brown. […]
February 8th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
[…] Mr Brown’s ERP Drift! […]
February 8th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Wahahaha! Bloody good job MB! Amazing shit. I’m gonna cut this and put it as ringtone!
Idea: Let’s all set as ringtone and then visit some govt office together - and watch the phone rings together =X Hehehe
February 8th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
HEY! NICE MUSIC! HOW DO U DOWNLOAD IT?!
February 9th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
haha.. my exact sentiments…ERP sucks big time!!! What’s the point of selling cars cheap when you can’t drive???
February 9th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
[…] Anyway, on my way home, there was a massive traffic jam on the CTE. I thought that it was due to people rushing home for their tuan yuan fan (reunion dinner), or maybe it was because certain roads around chinatown were closed, and so people were forced onto the CTE. It was highly unusual for a traffic jam on CTE at 4pm on normal days. However, when just before the PIE exit, I saw 5-6 cars along the shoulder of the expressway, and most of them weren’t in very good shape. I can only imagine there was a 5-6 chain accident, since most of the cars seem to have either their front or rear or both smashed. I guess that explains the accident. I wonder if the upcoming ERP gantries will prevent jams due to accidents and such. “85% of motorists will have a smoother ride”. “Road tax prices will be reduced”. “CEO prices will be reduced.” What they don’t tell you is ERP gantries will be come up by the dozens, so you should buy a car, pay instalments, and not drive it. One thing the Government is wrong about though, a car is not a luxury item, driving a car is. This podcast from Mr Brown more or less sums it up all. […]
February 9th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
ERP Drift . LOL !!!
February 10th, 2008 at 1:32 am
nice one guys… if government can be more transparent about this matter. who not willing to pay?????? Don’t say ease traffic when it doesn’t even help lo… so many people and road user know it.. how can the people UP there not know???? its just really “buai song” lo… sigh…
February 10th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
haiya…no money don b yaya lah…CASINOLAH…..F1…lah then we all pay for it.They think we are so rich can buy car.All are hutang OK.There are always an idea to eat people’s money.Coming soon ERP gantry at every carpark.It’s time for a new government.
February 10th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Actually what is ERP for…what is the function????Is it to reduce traffic flow or one way to collect money from us.In the beginning ,is only for vehicle going to CBD area.Then for vehicle using xpressway.Now is for the state revenue to pay the salaries of the money minded.Come on guys the problems will not be solve. Road congestion everywhere now.More worse than 10 years ago.
February 11th, 2008 at 8:31 am
[…] Click here to go to the site and listen~ […]
February 11th, 2008 at 8:53 am
Vote for Brown!
Vote for Brown!
VOTE FOR BROWN!!!
February 11th, 2008 at 11:15 am
haha…really funny..i laugh until i almost choke…keep up the good work
February 11th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Fantastic! Thumbs up!!!!
cant imgaine other better ways to cry out fellow singaporeans’ sentiments about ERP.
February 12th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
powerlah MR brown
February 12th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
u guys are great!!!
February 12th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
THIS, IS SOOOOOO BRILLIANT.
Cant express my enjoyment lah, mrbrown BAGUS!!! what a great spoof
February 12th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
very ood songs to express for we drivers. beep until too lang. allergy to beep nowadays
February 12th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
I was sitting at my boss car while he was driving back to office at toa payoh. He was shocked when he saw an Erp gallantry. Should have see his expression. It really OMG to him. Hahaha. Is really good luck to all car holder =)
February 13th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
You rock big time!!!!!! It fit in the BILLs big time!!!!!!! Two thumbs up for the music!!!!
February 14th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Gahmen’s way of “improving traffic” stinks! We not stupid ok!!
February 14th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
really must pa pok to the mr brown show..for this si peh ho chio and super funny adaptation of the F&F song..GAMBATEH!!
February 15th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Indeed is innovative! But no matter how good and supportive u guys-is like spitting onto e the sky….useless. ERP still carry on and we Sporean still so…obedient!?
February 16th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
[…] ERPains, Trains & Automobiles - Singapore Life and Times: Divorcing the car - The Online Citizen: TOC Policy Feature: Improving Singapore’s Public Transport System - A Commuter’s Perspective - Yawning Bread: Are the planned bus and rail improvements enough? - Alice Cheong in Wonderland: SBS bus practise of concealing bus number caused waiting time above 40minutes - The mrbrown show: 2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift - A long and arduous road of an entrepreneur: Of ERP, COE and Singapore Population - BothSidesOfTheJohorStraits: Big-brother is putting a GPS-tracker in your car! - Cheng’s Corner: Some Remarks.. […]
February 18th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
….lol omg
that song should be published in 987 fm…let the government
think about their actions
February 20th, 2008 at 1:49 am
i am going to edit this mp3 and set it as my nokia ring tone… Best of the best!!!
February 21st, 2008 at 12:38 am
[…] I believe many have heard of Mr Brown’s “Mai Hum” podcast yeah? He did something similar and it’s hilarious! Check this out: http://www.mrbrownshow.com/2008/02/04/the-mrbrown-show-2-many-2-count-erp-drift/ Go download his podcast to listen. He’s dope. HaHa! […]
February 21st, 2008 at 8:57 pm
[…] And I seriously love this The Mr Brown Show - Fast and furious (the erp version) […]
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Whenever I want to laugh, I just have to play your this song!
The rhythm, the lyrics, the voice….so entertaining!
& the beep, beep, beep just make me smile alot.
This is just one song that can brighten my day!
Have fallen in love with this song of yours, Mr Brown & gang.
February 25th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
zou ying alr . bleh . but damn funny sia .
February 28th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
interesting & amusing! cool.
keep it up. brighten a borin day at work.
February 28th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
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February 28th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
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February 28th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Hey this is real funny! good job guys, never fail to amuse me hahaha!
February 29th, 2008 at 6:55 am
i would like to give our gahmen a shout out… take down the erp lar!!! take taxi oso must worry the erp lor, ease the traffic my ass… go where oso jam… take one taxi my whole day pay more than half gone liao still wanna pay erp…
February 29th, 2008 at 10:31 am
classic mr brown … i’m gonna try to make a LRC version of the lyrics for those using winamp …
great job …. lol
March 1st, 2008 at 8:40 am
its really getting ridiculous by the day. motorists already coughing blood, having to take up loans to afford the vehicle (price inclusive of COE + GST), they also kena roadtax + insurance when transacting for the vehicle already.
long time back, motorists had to pay for zone passes to enter CBD, but now, they dot the island with ERP all over the place. i think very soon, they gonna introduce ERP for our lifts in HDB also.
March 1st, 2008 at 2:38 pm
harhar… very funny sia.. (beep, beep, beep)
March 4th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Beep. Beep. Completely agree with tamade!
Singapore motorists all coughing out blood and sweat…except for the super rich and growing number of millionnaires!
Yes, Singapore is the only country in the world….with a world class COE…for what? for reducing road congestion, claimed our world class gahmen. So, if this is the case, then our world class MM (no, not who you think…but he is covered too)…our MultimillionnairesMinisters should take away all cars and all Singaporeans start using bicycles and tricyles.
Afterall, much healthier living that way, right? Kill 2 birds with 1 stone! Instead, it is the $$$$ that is the reason behind policies made and excuses given by our dear MMs. Life in Singapore is soooo interesting indeed. Even our world class security can allow a limping terrorist escaped! Only 1….imagine….a platoon of many limping terrorists against our world class Home Team!!!!
Beep. Beep. Beep.
March 4th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
so hilarious! Can’t be seraious! i seem to have heard the tune before what the title arh? then can listen to both hahahaha go mr brown! i’m your NUMBER ONE FAN ok!
yes, its even funny for me, who didnt know what lui is till just now >.
March 8th, 2008 at 12:31 am
[…] In the meantime, the stress is getting to me so I was totally cracked up after I clicked on mrbrown’s 2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift! HAHAHAHA! Remember, fast and furious!! Beep! Beep beep!! […]
March 10th, 2008 at 11:27 am
hahahaha….well done with tokyo drift tune..
ur style is very funny…love it :)
but seriously its killing the motorists pockets for paying these ERP’s, so small country but so many ERP’s its like when we reach year 2020 there’s one ERP very other block. i like Singapore because of the way its country progress, with a great sense but still how can one escaped out of their hands, and its a terrorist…focus more on the safety of your people rather than controlling the numbers of cars…for sure it’ll be great!
March 19th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
The song so funny make more funny songs can?
April 4th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Well, majority ppl asked for it, this is their choice of garberment…..
April 6th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
[…] How about those whose business may be affected by the gantries? Well, I guess the general feel is that it’s just too bad for them. Meanwhile, for all drivers out there, this is dedicated to you. =) It will be a Monday with an extra helping of blues tomorrow when five new Electronic Road Pricing (ERP) gantries get up and running. […]
April 7th, 2008 at 11:36 am
*beep**beep**beep*!! *Clap*Clap**Clap*
Fabulously done! You guys should be made advisors for the Gahmen, then dun have to be faced with all these f#*king implementations tat sucked us dry!
It seriously makes me think wat else the Gahmen is going to come up with next….introduce EZLink gantries on our doorsteps to minimize Human congestion!?! Go in and out of house also must *beep* next time…I personally think this will be a better proposal…we will think thrice before even stepping out of our house, everybody will do online shopping, the offices will go SOHO (all happy!)…so no need buy car liao lor lol!
Millions cheerz! Keep the jokes coming!!
April 7th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Power LOr..power..power your joke is REAL!
April 8th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
this is really good!! i found this so funny, especially the last part abt pulau tekong. keep it up!
April 17th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
[…] Click here to listen. […]
April 18th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
If you are considered second, that means to none.
April 24th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Hahahaa! Nice job Mr Brown. Another podcast well done. I’m so seraious! *beep* *beep* *beep*
April 28th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Ha Ha Ha cant help laughing, even though I want to. So damn hilarious
May 19th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
The lyrics are embedded in the mp3. If you’re using iTunes it should be a breeze. For those who can’t view, here it is:
2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift
I wonder if you know,
How they live in Ang Mo Kio
Go to city many gantry
Can’t afford your speed too low
Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Slow is dangerous (Aiyah!) (beep! beep! beep!)
I wonder if you know,
How they live in Toa Payoh
Please lah tolong, only Lorong
Not Expressway also tio!
Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Spread like virius! (Aiyah!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Many many taxes danglin
ERP now is randomin
Keep your speed ‘bove 45
Or everybody Cashcard won’t survive!
Suka suka ERP on
Happy happy gantry can born
16 new ways to gope your lui
See already want to pui!
Gahmen say take MRT
Cos car is only luxury
Build the road for Fellari
Normal car will up lorry
Ji Pa Ban (uh!), Ichiban (uh)
No million dollars you Lan Lan
CTE is the place to be
Singapore road for VIP
I wonder if you know,
How they live in Ang Mo Kio
Reach work early, at 5.30
Spend three hours drink teh-o
Can’t be seraious! (wah lau!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Live like vampires (ouch!) (beep! beep! beep!)
I wonder if you know,
Where the gantry never grow
Where the lorry Never worry
Travel freely where you go
Pulau Bukom! (Don’t have!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Pulau Tekong (Huat ah!) (beep! beep! beep!)
June 6th, 2008 at 7:58 am
[…] this song has been stuck in my head for the entire day now, and its stuck in ben’s too.. LOL just found out about this today when reading the MoPa forum.. a bit slow I know, but it’s too funny!!! […]
July 8th, 2008 at 2:30 am
Xing Chia Poah need able leaders to run the nation ah? Nabe able leaders! Who ever is the master planner for this additional erp rates deserve to be thrown my lam pah on his bookworm out of touch with reality face. Chow Chee!!
July 9th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
[…] Mr. Brown, as usual had something to say about this. Check out his ERP Drift podcast some months back as well. Hilarious stuff! […]
July 24th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
you guys rock!
August 19th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
You’ve outdone yourselves!! This was really funny. :)