the mrbrown show: 2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift

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Singapore drivers can look forward to 16 new Electronic Road Pricing gantries for more driving pleasure! Now coming to a residential road near you!

Podcast iconPodcast: the mrbrown show 4 Feb 2008: 2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift Download MP3 (MP3, file size: 2.2mb, Time: 00:02:19)

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145 Responses to “the mrbrown show: 2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift”

  1. Phatsounds Says:

    Furiously Funny! Wah Piang! Correct the road prices going up! All up, Haiya… Keep up the good work guys!

  2. SunShine Says:

    Yo Brown..
    so hip ar… beep beep .. got lyrics better wor .. beep beep ..
    Gong Xi Fa Chai to you & crew ..

  3. Ah Jan Says:

    Wah Biang….this is hilarious!!!!!!!! Damn freakin good lor!!! Bahahhahahahaha…..

    I’m always amazed at the creativity of Mr Brown & the team….wah biang..i cannot stop laughing lah!!

    *Beep Beep Beep Beep*

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    But honestly, I hate the fact the reason they gave on news updates…The setting up of ERPs is to ease the traffic congestion! Ease Ge Pi lor!!!
    Why? They think set up 1 ERP, the no. of cars will decrease by 100 ah?! Siao..people will just leave house earlier lor..then morning congestion lor…then they wille xtend the ERP timing to 5am lor….then by 2020…ERP will be on 24hrs & we will see a gantry every 10metres!

    %*#^&*(^%*$)&…..

  4. MC Bo Chup Says:

    You guys ROCK!
    Fast and Furious, *Beep* *Beep*.
    Huat Ah!

  5. blac Says:

    i almost spill my laptop, Gosh…mb, u r the best!

  6. Jedd the Jedi Says:

    Oh my Lord…that was hilarious! I don’t know which is better: the high-pitched Japanese accent or the oh-so-true lyrics.

  7. Ex-NS man Says:

    Hey Guys,

    Great work! However, if you can, put up the lyrics leh. Not clear what you guys were singing in some parts of the song.

  8. fm Says:

    My ears! LOL!

  9. adeline Says:

    Hilariously Fabulous!!! LOVE IT.
    They melody is cute and catchy. Lyrics is horrendously so true
    of reality. But had to play 3x to get all the words.

    You guys are SOOOOOOOO CREATIVE & definitely
    musically inclined! Well blessed with such talents indeed.

    Keep up the fantastic job!
    & thank you so much for mentioning Toa Payoh and AMKio
    in your song. The residents of these areas are penalized for no
    sound reason!!! Those multi-million-earning $%^@#$)%$

  10. adeline Says:

    Guys at Mr Brown Show,
    It’s a pity you do not get paid for each listener to your fabulously funny song!
    If you do, wow! you may also become millionaires like alll our ministers!
    Beep. Beep.
    Strive on!
    Beep Beep!

  11. Vgood Says:

    Guys, belly belly good.

    gongxi gongxi belly good….

  12. meepoktah Says:

    LMAO!!! Laugh until peng! You guys should do one parody using CNY songs, 881 style!

  13. ERP rates, more gantries to go up - Road tax cut by 15% (like wah,big deal) - Page 6 - BMW Singapore Community Forums Says:

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  14. meepoktah Says:

    The lyrics are embedded in the mp3. If you’re using iTunes it should be a breeze. For those who can’t view, here it is:

    2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift

    I wonder if you know,
    How they live in Ang Mo Kio
    Go to city many gantry
    Can’t afford your speed too low
    Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!)
    Slow is dangerous (Aiyah!) (beep! beep! beep!)

    I wonder if you know,
    How they live in Toa Payoh
    Please lah tolong, only Lorong
    Not Expressway also tio!
    Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!)
    Spread like virius! (Aiyah!) (beep! beep! beep!)

    Many many taxes danglin
    ERP now is randomin
    Keep your speed ‘bove 45
    Or everybody Cashcard won’t survive!
    Suka suka ERP on
    Happy happy gantry can born
    16 new ways to gope your lui
    See already want to pui!

    Gahmen say take MRT
    Cos car is only luxury
    Build the road for Fellari
    Normal car will up lorry
    Ji Pa Ban (uh!), Ichiban (uh)
    No million dollars you Lan Lan
    CTE is the place to be
    Singapore road for VIP

    I wonder if you know,
    How they live in Ang Mo Kio
    Reach work early, at 5.30
    Spend three hours drink teh-o
    Can’t be seraious! (wah lau!) (beep! beep! beep!)
    Live like vampires (ouch!) (beep! beep! beep!)

    I wonder if you know,
    Where the gantry never grow
    Where the lorry Never worry
    Travel freely where you go
    Pulau Bukom! (Don’t have!) (beep! beep! beep!)
    Pulau Tekong (Huat ah!) (beep! beep! beep!)

  15. Ming Says:

    CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.
    laugh until cry ah! Well done well done, right up there Mai Hums!

  16. jayel Says:

    Our dear Mr Brown & Team,

    You deserve a standing ovation! (I’m standing up to type this message.)

    As you can see from all the comments, we are very proud of you and feel that you are very talented and inspired. May you enjoy many lucrative projects rolling in in the New Lunar Year!

    This makes up for the fact that we didn’t get to enjoy the Complaints Choir musical (and cynical?) talents!

    Three cheers for Mr Brown & Team! Yam Seng! Yam Seng! Yam Seng!

  17. bgfdd Says:

    You never fail to amuse me… HAha…

  18. HaHaHa Says:

    Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

    Roads for VIP indeed… guess which public figure was at CTE noting the Bishan MRT wasn’t very crowded :-(

    Wishing you, your team and your families HUAT AH!

  19. ben@school Says:

    OMG!!! This is the best podcast I ever heared for now. Or can say composed music i heared from you guys! Cheers! =)

  20. Fabian Says:

    this is the type of music and composition i wana hear. lolx. millions of praises to Mr Brown and Crew. cheers.

  21. kormmandos Says:

    Anyone know how to program this into the IU?
    Then every time pass through ERP can hear!
    Can laugh and cry at the same time.

  22. beyond the viewfinder » Blog Archive » Fast and Furious! Says:

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  24. Norest Says:

    My goshhh this cracked me up so bad and the rapping part was actually bearable i.e. I didn’t cringe.

    Would love some lyrics :D

  25. rockinfreakapotamus Says:

    i almost choke on my food..lolz. hilarious

  26. Klin Says:

    I wonder if they’ll reach a point whereby to use a road, you have to go through an ERP gantry at least once. And then we’re back to square one with the congestion problem again, think about it.

  27. 2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift « the world is thinking.. Says:

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  28. kf Says:

    CHIO kah peng!! 5 stars!!!

  29. The Ignorantsoup Says:

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  30. warispain Says:

    u guys roxz man!!! *save as my ringtone* XD

  31. Legatus Says:

    Brown Brown Brown! U da MAN!

    Beep beep beep

  32. firdooze Says:

    hahahaha simply hilarious!! you da man!

  33. ray Says:

    great job mr brown and team! you guys never fail to amuse!

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  36. Steven Says:

    You Are the MAn Mr Brown!! Our Voice..Our town.. our Pay and pay government.

    Controlling our CPF cos wan us retire haf money..
    But mean make us work extra harder as most $$ go to medical and health.. more stressful.. dun even noe the stress level that we had.. can we even make it to retirement age ma.. no wonder more and more pple decide to encourage their children to stay oversea

  37. Deceased Says:

    Good Job!!!! Freaking hilarious.

  38. New Handphone Ringtone « My Public Personal Grumblings Says:

    […] Posted by jaronliu on February 5, 2008 I remember sometime back my bro set the famous mrbrownshow “Mee Siam Mai Hum” as his hp ringtone. I think now its time to change and set the “2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift” as the new hp ringtone. […]

  39. VFKK Says:

    Your comments are like… the budget debate… It’s sooooo good!

  40. Brown_Engineer Says:

    ROFL…Beep.Beep

  41. Alfa Strike Says:

    You are The One! You and your team speak our minds and frustrations.

    Come run for MP in my GRC !!! I will get my family, neighbours and friends to vote for you.

    Mr Brown for MP.

    Hahaha. I am SERIOUS.

  42. goodmeat Says:

    i not worthy

  43. brownfan Says:

    Once again, against the Empire. ;-)

    Running Jin-ga-kor island is almost like a no-brainer; not enuff munny -> then add more gantries. And we have to pay millions for these no-brainers. The joke should be so funny if it is not so real. haiz.

    May the force be with you. Brown roxs!

  44. Cowboy Caleb – 2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift Says:

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  45. ah kow Says:

    Respect.. respect… You should consider selling ringtones like that!

  46. Mutey Says:

    Hey Mr Brown! Really hilarious! How come never mention Upper Bukit Timah leh? We also kena for no reason and the road is so smooth flowing every morning. Really beep beep for no rhyme or reason.

  47. Yean Lin Says:

    Gong Xi Fa Cai!
    Nice Work!

  48. Glenn Says:

    how come last time can download ur podcasts now cannot?
    the Macbook one and this damn hilarious i wana dl !!

  49. Takumi Says:

    Hey Hey,why not they set up ERP gantries along the F1 racing tracks?i am sure that will bring in more revenue for the state right? heck,let’s have a gantry at every road junction!
    (%(*%$@(*%@)@$)(#

  50. Nicol Says:

    steady la brown and gang. your podcast got better ever since the once a week release.

    *P.S. I also want ji ba ban leh

    Happy new year man

  51. Denialstar Says:

    thanked God for man like you. Love the song. Impressive.

  52. ro Says:

    loll…..one of yea funnyest ever…happy new year

  53. Kevin Says:

    hey, are you planning a mrbrown songbook? hehehe… first got “You can touch this” now this… cool…

  54. faa Says:

    another classic mr brown! btw how do i view the lyrics in itunes?

  55. Tall^Frog Says:

    LOL you guys rock my funny bone!

  56. Wenaili Says:

    First there was “You Can’t touch this” –> tribute to our CPF annuity scheme. And I was already laughing like mad then. Now, there’s “ERP Drift”! Wow, Mr. Brown and team, You guys are THE MOST creative AND gutsy people in Singapore! Kudos to you all!

  57. Ruok Says:

    Awesome!

    This is even better than Mai Hum!

  58. Daily SG: 6 Feb 2008 « The Singapore Daily Says:

    […] ERPains, Trains & Automobiles - Yawning Bread: Are the planned bus and rail improvements enough? - Alice Cheong in Wonderland: SBS bus practise of concealing bus number caused waiting time above 40minutes - The mrbrown show: 2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift […]

  59. Beep x 3 Says:

    I luv your workz… *Beep* *Beep* *Beep*

  60. Crescent Says:

    It rocks ! Great !

  61. Normalah Says:

    Psssst…. you stand for election, can? Sure vote for you one! And we can play your podcast over the PA system- shiok!!

  62. bl Says:

    haha.. i bet the next step would be higher carpark fees.

  63. Revo Says:

    Truly a genius at work!

    Happy New Year !!!

    Huat ar!!! so we can all drive on CTE!

  64. fm Says:

    Please supe the chorus up with real girls instead of Eric Tsang impersonators. :P

  65. Kevin Says:

    WAHAHA… Fxxking FUNNY SHIT!

    Happy CNY!

  66. sky ^^ Says:

    wa!! fainted laughing! lolx

  67. constance Says:

    so farneeelah… but love it..

  68. rats Says:

    nice and funny shit!

    But i think its improper to voice out in joking format. I dont think they willl get the ideas.

  69. New ERP gantries on the horizon - electronic road pricing or exploitation & rip-off policy? « Vacheronlim’s Weblog Says:

    […] Here’s one interesting link for the ERP issue: http://www.mrbrownshow.com/2008/02/04/the-mrbrown-show-2-many-2-count-erp-drift/ […]

  70. Enzo Says:

    hohoho I think we need to come out with another new song already. http://www.straitstimes.com/Free/Story/STIStory_204214.html

    Why do I have the ability to predict future.. now they really wan to implement GPS ERP. No more needs for gantries, mobile speed camera cos everything can be done by GPS. Where u are, what speed are u doing, and U really get charged from the skies!

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  72. hijacker Says:

    Hahaha…
    very funny..

    The roads are really for VIPs is this carry on..
    soon, maybe tekong also have ERP gantry..ahhah

  73. Mr brown fan Says:

    Happy new year ! And this is really very funny ! And also 100 % true, i liked the whole song /rap. Gd job guys !

  74. nin na bei pap Says:

    fxxk erp, fxxk bus lanes, fxxk the car park attendant who issue summons.

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  76. king of the loo Says:

    was listening to this while doing my morning business, almost fell off my throne laughing!! good job guys.

  77. ERP Gantry Song « Orinity.com Says:

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  79. Kelvin Says:

    Wahahaha! Bloody good job MB! Amazing shit. I’m gonna cut this and put it as ringtone!

    Idea: Let’s all set as ringtone and then visit some govt office together - and watch the phone rings together =X Hehehe

  80. X.F.C Says:

    HEY! NICE MUSIC! HOW DO U DOWNLOAD IT?!

  81. erp sucks Says:

    haha.. my exact sentiments…ERP sucks big time!!! What’s the point of selling cars cheap when you can’t drive???

  82. Of cars and such | moomookau.org ! Says:

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  83. ahboy Says:

    ERP Drift . LOL !!!

  84. chuuub Says:

    nice one guys… if government can be more transparent about this matter. who not willing to pay?????? Don’t say ease traffic when it doesn’t even help lo… so many people and road user know it.. how can the people UP there not know???? its just really “buai song” lo… sigh…

  85. Si Ji_e Says:

    haiya…no money don b yaya lah…CASINOLAH…..F1…lah then we all pay for it.They think we are so rich can buy car.All are hutang OK.There are always an idea to eat people’s money.Coming soon ERP gantry at every carpark.It’s time for a new government.

  86. YKL(A.P.A) Says:

    Actually what is ERP for…what is the function????Is it to reduce traffic flow or one way to collect money from us.In the beginning ,is only for vehicle going to CBD area.Then for vehicle using xpressway.Now is for the state revenue to pay the salaries of the money minded.Come on guys the problems will not be solve. Road congestion everywhere now.More worse than 10 years ago.

  87. » The ERP Rap (sing with the tune of Tokyo Drift) A new beginning: Thoughts and experiences of my life Says:

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  88. Ah Jan Says:

    Vote for Brown!
    Vote for Brown!
    VOTE FOR BROWN!!!

  89. lim Says:

    haha…really funny..i laugh until i almost choke…keep up the good work

  90. J Chew Says:

    Fantastic! Thumbs up!!!!

    cant imgaine other better ways to cry out fellow singaporeans’ sentiments about ERP.

  91. yandahui Says:

    powerlah MR brown

  92. barrie Says:

    u guys are great!!!

  93. Wheets Says:

    THIS, IS SOOOOOO BRILLIANT.

    Cant express my enjoyment lah, mrbrown BAGUS!!! what a great spoof

  94. anti LEE Says:

    very ood songs to express for we drivers. beep until too lang. allergy to beep nowadays

  95. Ruinlord Says:

    I was sitting at my boss car while he was driving back to office at toa payoh. He was shocked when he saw an Erp gallantry. Should have see his expression. It really OMG to him. Hahaha. Is really good luck to all car holder =)

  96. Josh Says:

    You rock big time!!!!!! It fit in the BILLs big time!!!!!!! Two thumbs up for the music!!!!

  97. Donald Says:

    Gahmen’s way of “improving traffic” stinks! We not stupid ok!!

  98. alex Says:

    really must pa pok to the mr brown show..for this si peh ho chio and super funny adaptation of the F&F song..GAMBATEH!!

  99. Criteria Says:

    Indeed is innovative! But no matter how good and supportive u guys-is like spitting onto e the sky….useless. ERP still carry on and we Sporean still so…obedient!?

  100. SGDaily Roundup: Week 7 « The Singapore Daily Says:

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  101. Fr0zEHeartZ Says:

    ….lol omg

    that song should be published in 987 fm…let the government
    think about their actions

  102. SP Says:

    i am going to edit this mp3 and set it as my nokia ring tone… Best of the best!!!

  103. [puaz13-v4.0-theNEXTvoyage://ah pUaz’ playground/] » Beep! Beep! Beep! Says:

    […] I believe many have heard of Mr Brown’s “Mai Hum” podcast yeah? He did something similar and it’s hilarious! Check this out: http://www.mrbrownshow.com/2008/02/04/the-mrbrown-show-2-many-2-count-erp-drift/ Go download his podcast to listen. He’s dope. HaHa! […]

  104. And I seriously love this « The Runaway Blogger Says:

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  105. adeline Says:

    Whenever I want to laugh, I just have to play your this song!
    The rhythm, the lyrics, the voice….so entertaining!
    & the beep, beep, beep just make me smile alot.
    This is just one song that can brighten my day!
    Have fallen in love with this song of yours, Mr Brown & gang.

  106. baka Says:

    zou ying alr . bleh . but damn funny sia .

  107. werdna Says:

    interesting & amusing! cool.
    keep it up. brighten a borin day at work.

  108. ERP Song - BMW Singapore Community Forums Says:

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  110. Alvin Says:

    Hey this is real funny! good job guys, never fail to amuse me hahaha!

  111. samson glenn Says:

    i would like to give our gahmen a shout out… take down the erp lar!!! take taxi oso must worry the erp lor, ease the traffic my ass… go where oso jam… take one taxi my whole day pay more than half gone liao still wanna pay erp…

  112. KF C Says:

    classic mr brown … i’m gonna try to make a LRC version of the lyrics for those using winamp …

    great job …. lol

  113. tamadé Says:

    its really getting ridiculous by the day. motorists already coughing blood, having to take up loans to afford the vehicle (price inclusive of COE + GST), they also kena roadtax + insurance when transacting for the vehicle already.

    long time back, motorists had to pay for zone passes to enter CBD, but now, they dot the island with ERP all over the place. i think very soon, they gonna introduce ERP for our lifts in HDB also.

  114. teck Says:

    harhar… very funny sia.. (beep, beep, beep)

  115. adeline Says:

    Beep. Beep. Completely agree with tamade!
    Singapore motorists all coughing out blood and sweat…except for the super rich and growing number of millionnaires!
    Yes, Singapore is the only country in the world….with a world class COE…for what? for reducing road congestion, claimed our world class gahmen. So, if this is the case, then our world class MM (no, not who you think…but he is covered too)…our MultimillionnairesMinisters should take away all cars and all Singaporeans start using bicycles and tricyles.
    Afterall, much healthier living that way, right? Kill 2 birds with 1 stone! Instead, it is the $$$$ that is the reason behind policies made and excuses given by our dear MMs. Life in Singapore is soooo interesting indeed. Even our world class security can allow a limping terrorist escaped! Only 1….imagine….a platoon of many limping terrorists against our world class Home Team!!!!
    Beep. Beep. Beep.

  116. Fellari Says:

    so hilarious! Can’t be seraious! i seem to have heard the tune before what the title arh? then can listen to both hahahaha go mr brown! i’m your NUMBER ONE FAN ok!

    yes, its even funny for me, who didnt know what lui is till just now >.

  117. artmgs » Blog Archive » Almost CNY! Says:

    […] In the meantime, the stress is getting to me so I was totally cracked up after I clicked on mrbrown’s 2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift! HAHAHAHA! Remember, fast and furious!! Beep! Beep beep!! […]

  118. cheezekayk Says:

    hahahaha….well done with tokyo drift tune..
    ur style is very funny…love it :)
    but seriously its killing the motorists pockets for paying these ERP’s, so small country but so many ERP’s its like when we reach year 2020 there’s one ERP very other block. i like Singapore because of the way its country progress, with a great sense but still how can one escaped out of their hands, and its a terrorist…focus more on the safety of your people rather than controlling the numbers of cars…for sure it’ll be great!

  119. Katrina Teng Says:

    The song so funny make more funny songs can?

  120. Alvin Says:

    Well, majority ppl asked for it, this is their choice of garberment…..

  121. Simply Jean » Blog Archive » LTA shows drivers who’s daddy on Monday Says:

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  122. MrVidz Says:

    *beep**beep**beep*!! *Clap*Clap**Clap*
    Fabulously done! You guys should be made advisors for the Gahmen, then dun have to be faced with all these f#*king implementations tat sucked us dry!
    It seriously makes me think wat else the Gahmen is going to come up with next….introduce EZLink gantries on our doorsteps to minimize Human congestion!?! Go in and out of house also must *beep* next time…I personally think this will be a better proposal…we will think thrice before even stepping out of our house, everybody will do online shopping, the offices will go SOHO (all happy!)…so no need buy car liao lor lol!

    Millions cheerz! Keep the jokes coming!!

  123. ah so Says:

    Power LOr..power..power your joke is REAL!

  124. kat Says:

    this is really good!! i found this so funny, especially the last part abt pulau tekong. keep it up!

  125. ERP Drift - Courtesy of The Mr Brown Show « let’s contemplate Says:

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  126. Fairlady Says:

    If you are considered second, that means to none.

  127. Dany Says:

    Hahahaa! Nice job Mr Brown. Another podcast well done. I’m so seraious! *beep* *beep* *beep*

  128. Michelle Says:

    Ha Ha Ha cant help laughing, even though I want to. So damn hilarious

  129. ?? Says:

    The lyrics are embedded in the mp3. If you’re using iTunes it should be a breeze. For those who can’t view, here it is:

    2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift

    I wonder if you know,
    How they live in Ang Mo Kio
    Go to city many gantry
    Can’t afford your speed too low
    Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!)
    Slow is dangerous (Aiyah!) (beep! beep! beep!)

    I wonder if you know,
    How they live in Toa Payoh
    Please lah tolong, only Lorong
    Not Expressway also tio!
    Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!)
    Spread like virius! (Aiyah!) (beep! beep! beep!)

    Many many taxes danglin
    ERP now is randomin
    Keep your speed ‘bove 45
    Or everybody Cashcard won’t survive!
    Suka suka ERP on
    Happy happy gantry can born
    16 new ways to gope your lui
    See already want to pui!

    Gahmen say take MRT
    Cos car is only luxury
    Build the road for Fellari
    Normal car will up lorry
    Ji Pa Ban (uh!), Ichiban (uh)
    No million dollars you Lan Lan
    CTE is the place to be
    Singapore road for VIP

    I wonder if you know,
    How they live in Ang Mo Kio
    Reach work early, at 5.30
    Spend three hours drink teh-o
    Can’t be seraious! (wah lau!) (beep! beep! beep!)
    Live like vampires (ouch!) (beep! beep! beep!)

    I wonder if you know,
    Where the gantry never grow
    Where the lorry Never worry
    Travel freely where you go
    Pulau Bukom! (Don’t have!) (beep! beep! beep!)
    Pulau Tekong (Huat ah!) (beep! beep! beep!)

  130. mrbrown’s ERP Drift | edward’s few and rare thoughts Says:

    […] this song has been stuck in my head for the entire day now, and its stuck in ben’s too.. LOL just found out about this today when reading the MoPa forum.. a bit slow I know, but it’s too funny!!! […]

  131. Kong Says:

    Xing Chia Poah need able leaders to run the nation ah? Nabe able leaders! Who ever is the master planner for this additional erp rates deserve to be thrown my lam pah on his bookworm out of touch with reality face. Chow Chee!!

  132. Eeeeeeeek!RP « This auntie blogs too Says:

    […] Mr. Brown, as usual had something to say about this.  Check out his ERP Drift podcast some months back as well.  Hilarious stuff!  […]

  133. pearry Says:

    you guys rock!

  134. Denise Says:

    You’ve outdone yourselves!! This was really funny. :)

  135. singaporean student Says:

    WAHH! Damn nice ! hahaha.. so funny.. My Social Studies teacher let us hear Mr Brown Shows to keep us updated.. LOL

  136. Annoymus Says:

    You mother fuckers! what type of lame lousy
    website is this? You! Go and pee on your bed…

  137. Taylor Says:

    Cool! It was funny Dude!!!
    This really rock my world!!!!

  138. Unknown Says:

    haha this is the funniet podcast i ever heard

  139. lamer Says:

    60 new ways to kope ur lui see already wan to pui! goverment say take mrt because car is only luxury build the road for ferrari jipaban yijiban don have no million dollars u lanlan

  140. Cris Says:

    This is hilarious!!!!!! Haha.. clearly expresses how I feel about e MANY, MANY ERP gantries. Blood sucking..

  141. Vincent Tan Says:

    Haha… Its true man… you guys rockssssssss…..

  142. seanngstudio.com » Blog Archive » Worst Invention of The Year Says:

    […] Road users caught and in massive jam in arbitrary roads, if they choose not to pass through the gantries during peak hours. Road users are forced to plan their path before hand in order to have arrive their destinations on time. Not to forget that drivers still have traffic jam, rising interest rate, oil price, car maintenance, tax, car park to take care off. Aren’t private car owners suppose to enjoy their rides freely when they choose to buy a car? There are so much left to complaint but there is pretty much nothing private car drivers can do if they wish to continue to use the road. Shut up and Pay! Worst of all, they are going to roll out GPS enabled ERP reader. Not sure what havoc will this little monster creates. Anyone know the purpose of the system? To wrap up the story, here is our local podcaster mrbrownshow’s Feb entry regarding the new ERP gantries (which is officially in operation on 7 April ‘08). The song is really funny while it highlights the problems that most road users (including me) are facing at present. Feel free to circulate the song. Listen to the podcast online @ www.mrbrownshow.com Song Lyrics: 2 Many 2 Count – ERP Drift […]

  143. happyboy Says:

    i got to say,this is exactly what the singaporean people are reactiing to the results of the increase in the erp..everybody is shocked..lyk when u hav to go the orchard,u got to pass the e.r.p machine and its gonna be more expensive..

  144. ERP Drift « Morwen thinks, feels, writes Says:

    […] ERP Drift Got this link from someone. For those of you who are familiar with “Fast and Furous – Tokyo Drift” would find this tad familar… Absolutely Hilarious. Hold on to your seatbelts. *Beep beep beep, Aiya!*. Link –> 2 Many 2 Count – ERP Drift […]

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