the mrbrown show: a harmless podcast

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We heard the National Day Rally recently and we were concerned about some of the things that were said. So we listened to it a few times.

This mrbrown show is sponsored by Imaginary Friends Studios.

Podcast iconPodcast: the mrbrown show 22 August 2006: a harmless podcast (MP3, file size: 3mb, Time: 00:02:10)

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381 Responses to “the mrbrown show: a harmless podcast”

  1. bookie Says:

    WUAH FUCK! LSL DAMN HILARIOUS MAN!! THIS BETTER BE A RINGTONE FOR US TO SHARE, WUAHAHAHA:D

  2. ange Says:

    If this is on talkingcock.com wld be be considered a funny joke or a not funny joke? To me its hilarious, i am so gonna listen to that song with such different perspective now….

  3. bookie Says:

    *holding my tummy* ok ok, settle down… i think any local will know mee siam got no hum one. hope the malay community not offended since its just a joke… wuahahaha!! :D

  4. Jetreroy Says:

    Wah man, i like it!~~~

    Produce as a ringtone leh, i already feel lik e putting it on mine… Muahaha

  5. gong kia Says:

    This Lee Hsien Loong is really dam square, boy.
    Holy shit how come our big leader liddat one?
    He’s the direct opposite of charm, man.

    Can we say Pee M mai charm - mai charm, mai charm, mai charm?
    So embarassing. Totally bo charisma eh…

  6. Ben Says:

    mrbrown, you are out of this world!!! Truly a national icon!

  7. Jack Says:

    This definitely one of the funniest podcast since I started listening to the mrbrownshow.

    A wonderful way to start a gloomy Tuesday.

    If only politicians can appreciate this sense of humour.

    Way to go mb.

  8. rockson fan Says:

    err….mee siam cannot have hum want meh…if i set up a stall that sell mee siam with hum will you buy. if you buy, you are round, if you don’t buy then you are square….haha…..i like this simple podcast….

  9. rockson fan Says:

    btw, i noticed this website also need for moderation after posting the comments. wah lau, is it only pro-worker panty then can post? or must die die sing the same song with brownie then can post? i neutral one leh….rockson blog also got no such stupid regulation….

  10. wassup Says:

    Yo wassup, brownie brudder!! This podcast ain’t not cool, my man, makin’ fun of your goody goody Loong brudder and all! But heck man, someone ‘ought to serve da poor brudder some MEE SIAM, yeah, so da brudder will know, MEE SIAM ain’t got no harm, mann!! Peace…

  11. anonymous Says:

    Make it into a ringtone!

  12. Sean Says:

    SIMPLY HILARIOUS!

  13. seever serven Says:

    Ok, in office now, at desk, head down, smothering weird laffing noises and crying farnee tears all over the place. Wanna go home then can roll all over the floor, mai harm mai harm! Buay tahan!!! Can have T-shirt of a giant cockle and MAI HARM below it or not??? ( finger wagging the Mai harm sign)

  14. Jasper Chen Says:

    OMG! HAHAHA!!
    Ey longer version leh. Maybe the full song? Since the speech about blogs is like 30 minutes, THERE’S A LOT TO CUT! Hehe. Add more and create a longer version ok? =D

  15. seever serven Says:

    Oh wait, better yet. Can you guys do this on Youtube? And edit in all the appropriate actions???

  16. Faithful Reader Says:

    Oh my GOD…. this is so funny!!!

  17. Foreign Talent Says:

    FTs are advised to open stalls at hawker centre called mee siam got hum

  18. dramamama Says:

    Hilarious!!! Laughed myself silly in the office!!

  19. Justin Says:

    Channel NewsAsia tried to cover up the boo boo by changing it to “mee siam mai hiam” here
    So I had to listen to the audio again to make sure I heard correctly.
    The last time they did similar, they changed “fix the opposition” to “counter the oposition”.

  20. Qguy Says:

    OMG…. cannot tahan… made my day, all of us in the office laugh till cramps… must let my wife hear tonite..
    wahahahahaha….

  21. Hobbes Says:

    ROTFLMAO… wah lao eh….OMG… ISD is so going to be knocking on your door.

  22. baboo Says:

    there is a sentence sound to me : TalkingCock “might” harm……….

  23. Shan Says:

    SHO FUNNY!!!!
    I had to control my laffing till my stomach muscle cramp… cannot laf too loud in office ma.

    Well, ultimately, it’s all meant to be fun for the laymen. Hope leaders will just leave u alone…

  24. hermit Says:

    oh man, I had such a hard time trying not to laugh in the office

  25. Fire Phoenix Says:

    Wah lau! Laugh till my tear all come out … great !

  26. hawshy Says:

    mai hum mai humm… PM Lee soon to become the top singer!!

  27. prettywoman Says:

    I should get my dance instructor to replace the original song with your version. It’s so funny! Instead of dancing, we would be rolling on our belly!

  28. secret Says:

    lol la….. btw mee siam where gt hum 1

  29. bunkey Says:

    I fell of my chair… my hum.. my hum.. my hum…

  30. Niversphere Says:

    Anyone ate mee siam with “hum” before. Lolz. Thats a funny podcast.

  31. whispersfromtheheart Says:

    Mr Brown has made PM so ‘hip and happening’!!!!

    I don’t understand why that ungrateful hum-bug still pick on you.

  32. SiauLiao Says:

    OMG, laugh until tears sprinkle out…oh dear…so good. Must download as ringtone, best!!!!

  33. desperate addict Says:

    MR BROWN YOU ROCK!! HAHAHAHAHA

  34. teddy cuddly bear Says:

    Since when did Mee Siam had ‘ham’?
    I’ve not see Mee Siam in my 17 years in Penang.
    I’ve not see Mee Siam with ‘Ham in Malacca either.
    Now that I’m in KL, I don’t bother to even look for Mee Siam.

    I should get down to Singapore more often..
    No.. No.. not for the Mee Siam la..
    for the ‘Ham’..
    *grins*

  35. bongbong Says:

    one thing good about blog is that you can filter off whatever unpresent comments and left the good one to show your popularity.

  36. Wenjin Says:

    Bak Chor Mee should be continued in more episodes.

  37. KsterK Says:

    well listen 2 u brown man… i decided 2 make it the first ringtone of THE MR BROWN SHOW… it is call the PM LEE ring tone…. pls set it 2 ur mobile phone n let it ring when ppl call u… or u can call ur self…. enjoy
    www.cokeup.blogspot.com

    link 2 my site 2 get this special offer ringtone…… heehee

  38. Alfan Says:

    My Humps National Day Rally Edition?

    hahaz..

    funny…

    good for handphone ringtones..

  39. ET Says:

    I’m pre-ordering the MAI HUM T-Shirt. XL pls =)

  40. mingz Says:

    o.o

  41. babycfm Says:

    My whole office is transformed. They were all singing “Mai Harm, Mai Harm, Mai Harm….Mai Harm,Mai Harm,Mai Harm…”

  42. lunatic_fringe Says:

    Very cool and very funny.

    Not sure why PM makes reference to Mee Siam with hum? Hmmm.. perhaps an entrepreneurial hawker will start offering mee-siam with hum (PM version) for $9.95 cents (premium mee-siam for premium customers) in white. :-)

  43. Waffle Says:

    LOL! Hum Ji that Hum?
    Mai Hum Mai Hum!
    They are telling us to be brave and courageous and overthrow him ah…?

  44. Shinobijin Says:

    YOU THE MAN, MAN!!!!!!!!! :) Wahahahahhahahhaa!!

  45. Mee Siam Stall owner Says:

    fwahahaha…. rap sia!

    Mr Brown, you really not scare the whole family come knocking your door and escorts to eat Mee Siam mai hum chilli mani mani?

  46. jav Says:

    hahaa, bah chor mee man should have come out by now mr brown.

  47. kf Says:

    FUNNY!!!
    Really cool!! Now we want the video on Youtube!

  48. MeePokLover Says:

    But then again, he’s right. Mee Siam Mai Hum then call Mee Siam wat. Else call Kway Teow liao…

  49. GuP Says:

    LOL…dam funnie! nice work there mr brown.

    cannot tahan, jus ate finish lunch den laugh til cramp. lol

  50. Flamingoptimus Says:

    OMFG!

    Rare talent sia Mr Brown!!! Great work … i tot i can tahan dun lauf … end up cannot sia!

    Good work!!! Who says Singaporeans creativity is limited?

    Dun noe tonite the “Hum” will come and “hump” Mr Brown’s backside anot leh …

  51. Lincoln Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  52. ranvier Says:

    HHHHHHHHHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!

  53. Icy Says:

    i edited a good quality of it into a ringtone, but i dono how to unload

  54. tanrj Says:

    This podcast should be made into video. The video of the PM speech and the MTV of that song should put together to made a more funny podcast.

  55. Clear headed Says:

    This podcast is of poor taste. I don’t even think it’s funny.

  56. hum-less Says:

    I can never look at another bowl of mee siam and not think of that song!

  57. angie Says:

    wah lau, i listen to it at least 10 times today, hahahahahah
    i wonder if this remix will make it to the billboard top 40?

  58. Passo Says:

    What a production!!!! save it for my ring tone!!!! ha ha ha ha. Really dam good man. Keep it up.

  59. in&out Says:

    talk about integrity of our national newscaster. they can happily change what people say to something to suit their masters? LHL says “mai hum” and when they print, they put “mai hiam”. Where’s the integrity?

    This is like touching up photos and posting them publicly. this is distorting the truth.

  60. Roy N Pat Sanctuary » The funniest podcast ever… Says:

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  61. Klaunfeesh Says:

    Super far-nee….:D

    So, when’s the t-shirt coming again?

  62. moonflame Says:

    mr brown.. you are POWER =D

    later hum come and harm you.. u not scared meh

    *hails mr brown*

    ^^

  63. Whang YIhang Says:

    wah…should rename it the “Hum-less Podcast”….lol

  64. harchiongkai Says:

    Bwaahaahaaa!!

    I thought mrbrown couldn’t top his bak cho mee podcast…he did!!

    A “Mee Siam Mai Hum” t-shirt in the works?

  65. blink * Says:

    mr brown, u have got balls. huge huge ones. rock on man.

  66. cimchye la Says:

    waahh hahahah!!!

    is that what PAP going ‘Hip’ is all about??

    MB really give it to u man! where u got this idea?!!

  67. llan Says:

    Agree with in&out.. that’s the way trend works here ma. We like to put up the glam part on the surface only.
    Xiaxue has made touching up photos and posting them a right thing to do. So I suppose the rest are following.

  68. coolmosz Says:

    char kway teow mai hum, laksa mai hum…. yes… mee siam?? bwahahahahaha

  69. CraZyKrapper Says:

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH!! DAMN FUNNY MANN! MUST MAKE AS A RINGTONG MANN! LOL!!

  70. gra Says:

    hey mr brown, be careful leh. seriously. it’s super duper funny, and we love you a lot, but if the gahmen lock you up or something, we cant protest, we cant do anything to help you expect encouragement and talk. that one cannot feed joy one.

    but really man. now i’m really going to look forward to mr lee’s speeches.

  71. bonedragon Says:

    eh..what is mai hum..

  72. zhihao Says:

    ahah ahahah hahahahah hahahahah ahahhahahahahahahaha…

    MAI HUM!

  73. Hum Lover Says:

    “Mee Siam Mai Hum”

    Mee Siam got put Hum meh?

    Dun mind the Singlish…

  74. Lorry Guy Says:

    Wahlau! This is definitely the most funny mr brown show ive ever heard! I laugh until fall down from my chair and my head kena the concrete floor, but ended up still laughing in spite of the pain.

    Mr brown, you should make this into a ringonte, really, the whole singapore will be using this ringtone.

    Good job, totally. =D

  75. Amakusa Says:

    LOL damn nice song

  76. Q_Q Says:

    You turned something totally not funny into something hilarious!!!

    U really not scared ah. I salute u, and ur courage.

  77. Amakusa Says:

    Honestly you make a speech that was from a person who is built like a stick into something hilarious

    A great way to brighten up the day

  78. yeowatzup Says:

    WELL DONE!!!!!!!

    BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    ONE OF THE BEST PODCAST FROM YOU SO FAR.

    GOOD ON YOU!!!!!

  79. Ramadog Says:

    mrbrown you better pack your bags. your gonna be sent to an island far far far away……..i.e off the coast of singapore so you will not harm us decent singapore folk

  80. sigh..LOL Says:

    Sad, so sad. PM lee doesn’t know our language, maybe different class of SINgaPOrean. MB and most of us are true singaporean. We speak singlish. PM lee speaks perfect ENGglish. That’s the problem. How can he understand common people like us??? Sad, so sad.

    Mee Siam Mai HUM, Mai HUM, Mai HUM… HA HA HA HA HA

  81. guinevere Says:

    O.O!

  82. sotong Says:

    coincidentally, i was making the joke below with my friends when the song came out last time.

    Qns: What did the Ah lian say to the Char Kway Teow Uncle?
    Ans: Mai Hum, Mai Hum, Mai hum Mai Hum

  83. sinister minister Says:

    Brilliant! Brilliant! Hooray for Mr. Brown a strike of colour in this colourless country!
    However the governement is now going to enter the podcasts/blogs/internet age. They are going to wire singapore (errrrrrrr with cables that is) first
    Then through those tiny cables the governemetn is going to enter every house, every flat, every cars. They will bombard us with their propaganda….One land, one nation Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    The most frightening though was him, the old man. Did you see him seating somber faced? He barely applauded or smiled…. This guy is scarry.

    Anyway well done Monsieur Brown, you are a star and deserve it. Continue to make fun and say what you say because you are right .

  84. StinkieWinky Says:

    Tis is so damn funny, Not funny+MrBrownShow=Damn funny!

  85. Abdul Rahman Says:

    i’ve emailed it to my singaporean friends at Dubai….they must be laughing right now…..

  86. Ah Chan Says:

    Mai hum mai hum…. some parts some like mai cum sia!

    Just when LSL wanted more babies, he sings mai cum. How contradicting our PeeM is … puke!

  87. OceanIce Says:

    Cool! Totally outa this world!!!

    But this i can’t listen on my way to school. Wait I lol on the train, people think I siao.

    Or maybe they’ll think I had mee-siam with ‘ham’ for breakfast, that’s why I siao.

  88. plev_yakin Says:

    Wow, what a podcast!

    Left me laughing for so long!!

    Wow! Hope they make it into a ringtone!

    But watch out later the Lee family come visit u ah…

  89. crea Says:

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  90. ePrOmlse Says:

    Eh, Uncle Lee, Mee Siam mai ham, mai tur kua… Yes Uncle Lee, packet one…

  91. Bozo Says:

    ringtone..ringtone.ringtone…..mai hum mahum mai hum

  92. Meh-C Says:

    Lol realli realli best!! Looks like u realli ot scared huh :D

  93. Ginetique Says:

    You are the best! ROCK ON MR BROWN! Show them what a real Singaporean can do.

  94. otaku Says:

    this podcast probably generated 5 million smils

  95. Wanderer Says:

    This is what make the ORLY speech inspiring, touching and upbeat. Well done again, Mr Brown and gang. *Thumb Up*

  96. MrQ Says:

    Mai Hum….Mai Hum Mai Hum…. another classic…

    Love IT!

  97. bookie Says:

    the ‘mmm’ smile looks great! and remember, mee siam mai harm… :D

  98. lulu Says:

    BEST version of ‘My Humps’ ever.

    but den again hor, who eats mee siam with hum(sp?)??!! PM Lee has weird gastronomical tastes.

  99. Phil Says:

    I made it into a ringtone ^^.

    I hope you don’t mind me posting a link here? It’s on my multiply :)

    http://wohouboy.multiply.com/music/item/111

    and yes, i’ll be using it personally XD

  100. rachel Says:

    HAHAH! that was hilarious, as always!

  101. amatu Says:

    Way to go!!! Definitely one of the best. Someone please make it into the ringtone!

  102. ahsoon Says:

    ahahhahaa! thats a nice one!

  103. b Says:

    “we must learn to laugh at ourselves”
    *fingers crossed*

  104. the Gt Says:

    whoa! LMFAO man!!
    way to go!! make sure the higer ups can listen to this.
    let all my friends listen in the library, laugh till security guard come!!
    now sending 2 all my friends..

  105. einnyl Says:

    you are awesome. lol!

  106. Nan Says:

    “Hilarious” - Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong in the National Day Rally Speech.

  107. Ernnnonee-mas Says:

    Thank you, that was hysterical!

  108. scarecrow Says:

    nice one mr brown! true Singaporean!

  109. Maaaarrrrcccc Says:

    OMG! THIS IS A CLASSIC! Make it into a ringtone please! and a louder version as i tried to put this in my phone, not loud enough. PLease!!!

  110. ~/|Dragon Infero|\~ Says:

    U the best man! i love u mr brown!!! Countering pple’s challenge..

    This is what LSL said in the rally:
    I give you an example: you put out a fun podcast, you talk about ‘bak chor mee’; I will say “mee siam mai hiam”, then we compete. Then what will I do? I will hire Jack Neo to be my National Day Rally adviser. It will be a fun time, we will enjoy thoroughly, go home totally entertained. But is this the way to deal with serious issues?”

    U think Jack Neo can win MR brown?
    NO WAY MAN!
    ROCK ON MR BROWN!!
    MR BROWN FOREVER!!!

  111. Pig Trotters Rice - ข้าวขาหมู » Blog Archive » WOW Says:

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  112. seph Says:

    MEE SIAM MAI HUM!!!

    And thats the way it should be in the digital edge!

    Long Live Mr Brown!! So say we all!!

  113. Alan Says:

    i only will say.. U R THE BEST MR BROWN… i luff till fall on the floor~

  114. kk Says:

    ok, u win Mr brown. u r back!! this is the best podcast for a long time since the condom special. u rock!

  115. esael Says:

    Hilarious!!! Very creative….

  116. Nick Says:

    oMg…..! Nice one =)

  117. hugewhaleshark Says:

    WAHHH LAAAN, SIII PEHHH FARNEEE AHHH!!!!!!

  118. hugewhaleshark Says:

    T-SHIIIRT WE WANT MAI-HARM T-SHIIIRT!!!

  119. SpawnSG Says:

    Mee Siam got see hum?5* hotel got..
    u all enjoy ur $2 with boiled egg meesiam..
    “i” will think of u all while i entertained my foreigner guests at the 5* hotel..=D

    damn great song Mr Brown!make it into a ringtone man!

  120. quarzi Says:

    here’s the full version of the ringtone if you guys are interested, 7 days on you sendit. spread the word. :)

  121. jOhO Says:

    oh damn.. i hurt myself laughing~~~

    btw, since when did mee siam have hum??!?!? which era mee siam???

    ROFLMAO~~

  122. Kanasai Says:

    LOL dan song thingy so wierd -_-” out of tune lolz

  123. merrell Says:

    one of the best since exNSmen…….

  124. Pig Trotters Rice - ข้าวขาหมู » Blog Archive » Mee Siam Mai Hum Says:

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  125. the Gt Says:

    Remember, prison got no broadband…

  126. edmwer Says:

    edmw supports you mr brown, there’s a selection of ringtones available here. come take your pick. :o

    http://forums.hardwarezone.com/showthread.php?t=1382408&page=1&pp=15

  127. vtec engine Says:

    hum has to be halah in this case.

  128. kf Says:

    I think you should do a Mee Siam Mai Hum t-shirt!

  129. kiat Says:

    Go here: http://yesterday.sgblogging.com/story.php?title=BEST-MR-BROWN-SHOW-EVER

    for the trimmed amr version (the song part only)

  130. k cube Says:

    MB, i don’t know whether to say that you are a genius or a fool…
    wait u kena the wrath of the Lee family again ah

    but hor, NICE! keep it up!

    MB strikes back~

  131. edmwer Says:

    edited versions of ringtone available here.

    http://forums.hardwarezone.com/showthread.php?p=19915478#post19915478

  132. edmwer Says:

    ringtone versions available here. yousendit uploads, get it before it’s gone. remember, sharing is caring. :)

    http://forums.hardwarezone.com/showthread.php?p=19915478#post19915478

  133. Liang Says:

    I laughed until I cried.

    Wiped my tears away.

    And then I laughed again.

  134. civil servant Says:

    Mr Brown.. I really salute you for your Pure Genius and Courage. Absolute Brilliance!!!!! Man, what a loss to the Today Newspaper!!!

  135. Lavender Says:

    OMG *hahahahaha Almost bust a gut laughing when I heard the Mai Hum Clip *hahahaha…. Way to go fellas.*koff *hahaha Think I laughed too hard.

  136. totoro Says:

    Eh does that mean Mee Siam officially become our National Dish also? Since PM say cannot harm Mee Siam… but ne’er say cannot harm satay, kuay png, laksa. But hor…PM is right leh… if the Mee Siam man put hum inside my Mee Siam… then I also dunno I eating correct thing or not… I mebbe thinking I eating Cha Kuay Tiao but seller forget to cha my food. So Mee Siam cannot harm and also Mee Siam also cannot have ham. But I like my cha kuay tiao with many many hum ( I know it is unhealthy and will harm me).

  137. edmwer Says:

    how does one gets his comments posted here ? there’s quite a selection of mai hum ring tone available on EDMW.

  138. Contemplateur Says:

    Your remix of the National Day Rally is very musical, but for some reason I found it strangely disturbing.

    I couldn’t put my finger on it at first, but on reflection I realised that it reminded me of how a bigot might make fun of a foreign accent.

    While working overseas I have met children who have learning disabilities, some of them autistic spectrum. I cannot understand how the parent of an autistic child could create a podcast that pokes fun at somebody’s manner of
    speech.

    A lot of your work is very, very entertaining, but this is really beneath you.

  139. kitsura Says:

    Seriously I doubt that our PM even knows what is mee siam and harm. With his pay he is eating caviar, foi gras and kobe beef everyday.

  140. Kris Says:

    To totoro:
    If you want to eat bee-hoon like those in mee siam, yet want to have ‘hum’, why not eat Satay Bee Hoon?! Then, you truly CAN have the option of telling the nice uncle or auntie at the hawker stall: “ai hum!”

    But those scared die one hor, can always say: “mai hum… mai hum… mai… mai…. mai… mai hum! mai hum!” ;)

    Great jobs, MB and MM!! *thumbs up*

  141. Funny Hum Says:

    This is really really funnie….Brownie you better standby generator set incase they cut off your power supply.

    Both share the same surname Lee

    LKM - kiang….. LHL - keh kiang……like wat ppl say lah -
    “Kiang tio ho, Mai keh kiang”……..lol

    Talk about funny podcast….tok abt bah chor mee…..keh gian liao lor….orbit good lor….

  142. jackneocanpissoff Says:

    jackneo can piss off. get mb to advise la. smlj.

  143. okita Says:

    Now, this is one event we all remember our PM for. LOL

    And ….Mee Siam stalls gonna have to cancel their “hum” orders after this.

  144. Hello Kitty Says:

    Can someone enlighten me on what has this got to do with talkingcock?

  145. Gahmen Lackey Says:

    So when will we see the music video on you tube???

  146. hot_wired13 Says:

    MR BROWN! *salutes*

    “Ar, bah chor mee man ah, you got sell Mee Siam?”

    ROTFL!

  147. stone Says:

    mr lee, pls go hawker centre..hahhhahahaahaha

  148. JuzChris Says:

    Hahaha.. gd sense of humour.. neat piece of work :D
    I think he wanted to refer to Laksa mai humm instead..

  149. ASD2575 Says:

    Mr Brown…You’re far Better than Jack Neo…Our PM Lee will hire Jack Neo to be my National Day Rally adviser to compete with you???… Hmm….Maybe….Maybe we shall be soon having a home made movie,”Mee Siam Mai Hum” by our “Famous” SINGAPORE director,Jack Neo…As Jack always like to “steal” ideas from people…Haha… Coming Soon…Watch out!!!

  150. Cub Scout Says:

    http://Singapore-Learns-To-Smile.blogspot.com/

    Go check that out!!!

    http://Singapore-Learns-To-Smile.blogspot.com/

  151. Soph Says:

    OH MY GOODNESS.
    i listened to it like 10 times already.
    its seriously ultra hilarious.

    very harmless indeed.

  152. silverdust Says:

    Jack Neo blows ass. Rock on Mr Brown!

  153. simon Says:

    mee siam with hum? never eat before leh
    laska mai hum still something ..

  154. Hummingbird Says:

    Obviously our PM never tasted heartlander food. Mee Siam where got hum..he singaporean?

  155. Loletta Says:

    I’ve re-editted MB’s podcast into a mobile ringtone-friendly version without all the talk and intro at the front and end. The fun part starts right where the BEP music comes on. If anyone needs this new version of ringtone please email me so I can mail the file over.

  156. Loletta Says:

    Sorry I forgot… my email: loletta_pudgie@yahoo.com

  157. LV Says:

    LOL!! ur podcast’s NOT harmless, it made my stomach pain with so much laughter!!! hahahahahahah u rock!!!! *salute*

  158. kiat Says:

    i think lee made a mistake. he was gg to say laksa, then come out mee siam at the spurr of the moment.

    it stuck. He never bothered to correct himself.

    Mee Siam with hum? who the hell eat that? Do u even hav to instruct the vendor to not add hum to mee siam? Mee siam don’t come with hum!

  159. Edward Young Says:

    LHL is correct. You guys’ got talent. Keep it up

  160. James Says:

    In the great spirit of sequels, we have must have a new podcast with the line “why u say you say u want laksa when u didn’t say u want laksa. mee siam not laksa okay, si lang tau!”

  161. Foreign Talent Says:

    Mee Siam Mai Hum became Mee Siam Mai Hiam so now u no media work for who??

  162. MeePokLover Says:

    When customers asked “Uncle, mee siam Satu….makan…… ur mee siam wu hum bor?”.

    Uncle replys “Of course not lah, mee siam where got hum. You want hum go next door eat laksa with the workers”.

  163. Ang Moh Says:

    This is absolutely pure genius.
    As a foreigner in Singapore I am not allowed to comment on singapore politics. So excuse me if I do not post under my name…..
    But let me tell you you have huge balls, gigantic cojones and you are funny! Many ang mohs listen to you daily and laugh. Which is the best medecine . Especially since your political elite is totally completely humourless.
    It is as if you country is run by a team of nerdy accountants. Efficient , yes! But boy are they boring and sad….
    So thank you for existing; Thank you for showing to the world that Singapore is not a always a bore. Thank you for making us laugh.
    Mr. Brown for President!!!!!

  164. gong kia Says:

    I think Mee Siam sales are gonna really go up across the land for the next little while. Mee Siam vendors would be smart to capitalize on Lee’s brain fart and start adding Hums as an option for extra 50 cents or something and just call it Lee’s Special or Lee Siam - something liddat lah.

    World class joker ah, our leader. Just imagine being able to make a few million of people laugh. No horse run, sir.

  165. Joe Says:

    one word…. power…

  166. putitthisway Says:

    That was a great one. But be carefull hor, if need be, be contrite and apologise lar…..

    Anyway, WE will now have a Singapore food, Singapore Mee Siam with Hum…… you can always choose the original version (the one without Hum)

  167. mr.undercover Says:

    Mr. Brown.
    You are really looking for trouble ya…

  168. dAniel Says:

    mee siam mai harm ,,,, rocks man.

    long live mrbrown, and such satire.

    why can’t we just learn to laugh at ourselves??

  169. Tennas Than Says:

    Found this somewhere…

    21 August 2006

    There is an outcry today by the Mee Siam sellers of the Mee Siam Association of Singapore due to the National Day Rally Speech that was held last evening.

    In the speech by the Prime Minister yesterday, he mentioned of “Mee Siam Mai Harm” (Mee Siam without cockles).

    “Didn’t he know that MEE SIAM don’t come with Harm?” Said one of the Mee Siam seller at Ang Mo Kio Central. “Now a lot of people come to the stall and accuse us of short selling them!”

    “Now we have to bear more cost! Cockles in Mee Siam will cause the cost of cooking Mee Siam go up!” said another seller from Woodlands.

    “His speech made us Mee Siam Seller look like cheats” says Mr Ang Kong Kia, Secretary of the Mee Siam Association.” Our members are facing 40% income drop in their business with a speech like that”

    The Prime Minister office is not able to be reach for any comments at the time for the print.

  170. Keng Lee Says:

    This shit is getting me worried. I mean, the guy is paying himself $2,000,000++ and he trips over himself like a toddler learning to walk. I have a house, car, wife, three kids and my aging mother to support. Heck, I have a stake in Singapore and I can’t afford for the country to be run down by a retard. His father’s friends told him the golden years of Singapore are over, but does it have to go down the drain? I laughed when I heard the podcast, then I cried at the prospect of the world my children has to live in.

  171. Rei rei Says:

    Mr brown, you are a Singaporean with plenty of free time on your hands and i’m glad you make such good use of it! Thanks for saying what the rest of us are too timid to say!

  172. doufu.externa » Mr Brown Rocks !!! Says:

    […] http://www.mrbrownshow.com/?p=197 […]

  173. Bloodangel83 Says:

    Way to go man!!!
    one of the funniest podcasts tat u guys haf ever made….
    should eleborate more ma…. gif some comments like machum top 20 hits like tat… hahahaha!!!!
    anywayz, gd try man!!!
    when is the ba chor mee man comin out??? should haf 2nd episode man!!!!
    u guys rock!!!
    keep up the gd work!!!!

  174. bohliao Says:

    My office ppl managed to load into all our handphones as ringtone. When calls came in, whole office roared into laughter. Wahpiang, wish i have video to show, so damn hilarious…. really laf until peng.

  175. mp Says:

    MB, i got worried for you leh… bcarful man!

  176. globe Says:

    balls to you MB … but do take care , this is not the states here

  177. scared Says:

    Ooops!!! white demon appeared at 12.23am this morning. MB get your hoo ready to cast it away. we already prepared liao.

  178. Ah beng Says:

    yo, you should go and join the worker party lah! Get him (ah leong) b4 he got you…

  179. Ah beng Says:

    sori, (Ah Loong) not ah leong…my e-mail

  180. Local Celab Says:

    Mind humming ……… I wanna have a ” Mia Hum ” Tshirt series !!!

  181. gundu Says:

    yeah lah, soon mrbrown might have to migrate hor? we keep driving out all the talented Singaporeans and then we go and bring in all the foreigners for lack of local talent. dude… kiang hor.

  182. MaMee Says:

    Last time I watched stephen chow movies I used up all my muscles to giggle until nearly cramped. It has been a long time I have this kind of feeling until now.

    MB, you are the singapore stephen chow.
    The king of comedy.

  183. seever serven Says:

    Actually guyz I think the poor chap meant mai HIAM but he’s so out of touch with his roots, he said Hum instead! Honestly, if bak chor mee is standard ie goes wifout saying comes with tur kwa, then correspondingly, PM meant Mee siam, how can you ask for mai hiam, surely it is not the usual request.

    However, dah, the chap one kind one, dunno how to say it and said HUM. Hey man, wah lau, any Sinkapolian sure know to say don wanch chirree, but onlee this ang mo spiking chap dunno…so tui lian! I think ah, PM never go hawker centre all the time onlee eat restorran, and then ah, ppl chiah, so he don need to order, so never before say mai hiam. Wat you all tink of my tear-ree???

  184. flung Says:

    what the hell is animinus? poor pronouncation sia. nice podcast anyway.

  185. mee siam insulted Says:

    ‘’contemplateur Says:
    August 23rd, 2006 at 12:23
    I couldn’t put my finger on it at first, but on reflection I realised that it reminded me of how a bigot might make fun of a foreign accent.
    While working overseas I have met children who have learning disabilities, some of them autistic spectrum. I cannot understand how the parent of an autistic child could create a podcast that pokes fun at somebody’s manner of
    speech.
    A lot of your work is very, very entertaining, but this is really beneath you.'’
    …how very autistic of u , contemplateur! mee siam dish has been insulted terribly, why dont u stand up for our famous local dish instead?
    I LOVE your brillance, mr brown! keep it up!!

  186. gundu Says:

    i think Singaporeans witnessed first hand a blur fuck sheltered boy in action - don’t even know how to order Mee Siam in the country that he owns. Maybe he’s still green at giving orders, unlike daddy. Don’t be too surprised if he doesn’t even know how much a plate of mee siam costs - agree with you, seever serven.

  187. Darth Grievous' Dark Domain Says:

    一塌糊涂 之 Mee Siam Mai Hum…

    Taken from Mr Brown. Enjoy!!!
    Mai Hum Mai Hum! Mai Hum Mai Hum Mai Hum!!

    Mee Rebus Mai Hum! Mee Soto Mai Hum! Mee Soto Mai Hum! Mee Goreng Mai Hum!! All Mai Hum!!
    Yes, I know all these got no hum! I just emphasise I don’t want ‘hum’…

  188. Local Celab Says:

    Deareast seever serven,

    “mai hum” and “mai hiam” . If we all “mai hum” that is why the popluation is shrinking you seela….

    As for mee siam “mai hiam” sounds like ordering a plate of hokkien mee but “mai mee” ……

  189. Ethanism Says:

    Sign…. This either shows the PM is inept at trying to “stay at ground” with fellow Singaporeans or the fact that he is served Mee Siam WITH Hiam at Istana’s kitchen….

  190. Passo Says:

    mr brown. after listening to yr mee siam mia hum, u put a lot of people in IMH. kee seow already!! IMH says no more bed already!! Keep up the good work.

  191. Micki Says:

    He threatened to challenge your “bak chor mee” podcast with his “mee siam mai hum” podcast. And the winner by a landslide? MrBrown!!! Yay!!! Definitely better than 66.6%!

  192. CyGiG Says:

    Haha. Good job! Loved Brown and Miyagi! Mucks! I trimmed the podcast to only the song part and converted a copy to AMR for phones with no MP3 support.

    See:
    http://cygig.blogspot.com/2006/08/mee-siam-where-got-hum.html

  193. your father Says:

    WTF!! mb you can take me as disciple anot, wah i bet PM lee dont dare to eat mee siam again liao ah…hahaz…

  194. Kell Says:

    Yes, it is funny.. but really hope you creative guys won’t be sued..
    I WANT more of Mr Brown and your show!

  195. bengz Says:

    Kian ne nah!

    Dooday sooo many chee bye bor liao customer oder mee siam mai hum from me,
    I sell mee siam all most 6 ears liao, where got put hum???

    After one customer let me hear this, theeeeeeen I know.

    Hong kang lah, PM’s mee siam must have hum, issit? issit?

  196. jinz Says:

    oh man… this is super super funny!! move to the beat!!! ((:

  197. minipants Says:

    I’ve always admired mrbrown but not anymore. You really no life, not as if you never make mistakes in speeches before, must blow up just because of a mispronounciation? So free to create stories than might as well write your own storybook and dont complain about not being able to afford this and that.

  198. Lol Says:

    Lol! damn funny, and mee siam has no Hum! hahha

  199. Dave Says:

    A HUMless podcast…

    OMG i just realised it…

  200. hmm chai si ah.. Says:

    wa lan.. u very the tock kong..
    we shld get u to compo the national antem man..

  201. Mabel Says:

    Absolutely freaking funny! Do it again!

  202. LOLLOL Says:

    Mai Hum LOL DAM HIM

  203. Gahmen Lackey Says:

    HAHAHAHAH

    MC Loong and his Ho in the house!! Represent!!

  204. CyGiG Says:

    “I’ve always admired mrbrown but not anymore. You really no life, not as if you never make mistakes in speeches before, must blow up just because of a mispronounciation? So free to create stories than might as well write your own storybook and dont complain about not being able to afford this and that.”

    Lol its about being lame and fun!!

  205. The Sequel to Bar Chor Mee at Subjectif Says:

    […] In response to PM Lee’s comments, Mr. Brown wrote a post and recorded another podcast about “Mee Siam Mai Hum” - listen to it, just for laughs. (or is it Hiam? Did PM Lee mean “hum” (cockles) or “hiam” (chilli)? It seems that the way he spoke sounded like “hum”, but the transcripts stated that he meant “hiam”. What a mis-pronunciation. Mee Siam where got “hum” one? Perhaps the hawkers should start selling Mee Siam [or Mee Rebus] with hums, due to popular demand.) […]

  206. felicia Says:

    hahahaha hilarious :D nice one mrbrown

  207. Wah Lau Says:

    Hey CyGIG,

    Interesting comment you made on your website. I suppose its either someone pretending to be you, or you are schizo:

    Mee Siam got hum??? Lol, listen to Mr Brown’s pod cast. Freaking funny!!!

    I had trimmed the podcast so it starts playing with the song, and the same thing in AMR format for phones which dun support MP3. Check see if your phone support AMR. I hope Mr Brown and Mr Miyagi dun mind! Thanks!

  208. cheonghouse Says:

    Well Ah Long is a great singer….
    here’s your chance EMI

  209. civil servant Says:

    Minipants - there is a term for people like you. Its called ANAL.
    I hope my children never grow up and become someone like you who can’t even take a joke. When PM singles out Mr Brown and “hantams” him on National TV - everyone is allowed to laugh. But when something “truly and genuiningly” funny like this rap comes along - you say give PM a break.
    Give Mr Brown a break - and grow up la!!!!!!

  210. Ivan Says:

    mee siam where got hum de.. and the ba chor mee stall one also so funny lor..

    but mrbrown arh, next time make funny can le lar, dun offend too much, cos i love ur show!! xD

  211. turtle Says:

    hahaha…. laff until asthma attack….!! hahaha…. eh, where’s my inhaler? hum included or not? :P

    U r simply cool, Mr Brown!

  212. TheCow Says:

    Er, dun wan to sound pessimistic ah, but there actually is an Imaginary Friends Studios here in singapore leh.. Got infringe on anything or not? http://imaginaryfs.com/

  213. TheCow Says:

    I never see such reaction in my office before, except maybe during the Tau Kuar podcast.. keke.. All those who heard it immediately yelled “Wah lau eh!” and laugh until we all cried.. pure GEnius! =)

  214. turtle Says:

    eh… the mee siam is missing from the (censroed) transcript…

    http://app.sprinter.gov.sg/data/pr/2006082010.htm

    find no mee siam….

  215. DarkneZ Says:

    Nice harmless podcast. duno if anyone ask before but does anyone has the lyrics for the Mai Hum? haha

  216. turniped Says:

    heh.. you should go and look for the one of lk*y looking at his watch in the middle of lh*l’s speech!!!

  217. Overkill Says:

    Hey guys, enough lah. Otherwise, the whole world will think Singapore politics is only about missing lamposts and hawker food.

  218. woonie Says:

    Sheesh…

    when my mom reminded me that it’s supposed to be laksa mai hum not meesiam, this song came to my mind.

    And mrbrown beat me to creating this. \=

  219. blablablackship Says:

    ROFLMAO …. u made some stinkers before but nice comeback

    Hope u have more of these jokes

  220. Elite21 Says:

    MB are sure creative, but hope our PM can promote more laughter & lively in S’pore, than to fix us next time.

  221. lil’murmurs » Blog Archive » Mai Hump Says:

    […] i must say this is a good one. But then Stan sang this to the kway tiao man long time ago.. Did Mr Brown steal his idea? […]

  222. fedoi Says:

    yohz… u rocks man… hope govt can take it, aft all we’re a ‘deomocratic ‘ society with free speech… rite!
    p.s. pm lee’s talk abt variety show in taiwan is so outdated, 全民乱讲has long changed to 全民大门锅. sigh

  223. galven Says:

    They didn’t infringe anything because they really are sponsored by Imaginary Friends, just like they had other sponsors before.

  224. jiawen Says:

    You change the title to HUMLESS PODCAST .
    lmao..

  225. Lorum Ipsum Says:

    WAHKAHAKHAKH>….freaking nearly fell off my chaiR!!!

  226. bookie Says:

    hahaha!! sillypore media scrambling for a cover up in the historical speech?? we minority just have a good laugh at a silly mistake thats all… no ‘hum’ right!? wuahahaha:D

  227. beat_sg Says:

    creative. funny. lotsa of balls. way to go, mr brown!
    dun worry, imf’s coming so gahmen wont take action one.
    good things must share, spread the ringtone my fellow countrymen!

  228. Mee Siam Boh Hum Says:

    MB, I hope you dun have anymore stock of your BCM tee-shirt!
    cos everybody will be saving for this Mai Hum Tees!!

    you guys heard in the song ?

    “Love my lady”.. “Hum” …

    wah lau!..that’s hidden message man!
    so.. i wonder who’s the Mee Siam our PM dun want the “hum” ?

  229. coolmosz Says:

    anyone bothered to read the text that they published yesterday? PM’s office said PM meant to say ‘laksa mai hum’… ha ha… how can he mix laksa and mee siam up in the first place?

  230. Brest-Litvosk Says:

    Power Di mar!!!!!!!!!

  231. Kebin Says:

    Will make it into a ringtone man… besssst~~

  232. Loopy Says:

    ha ha ha ha ha…. well, that could be his next campaign song! heh heh… you better get royalties n share it with BEPs too! :P

  233. Ah beng Says:

    Knn, without his daddy, i think tis sheltered boy can only sell mee siam…
    nbccb###**@@@xx/ ccb

    MB, i think u better go and join worker party b4 HE got u…

  234. sands Says:

    Mee Siam no hum…

  235. Saleh Says:

    Just discovered something strange that I think deserves more attention. In the transcript now on Sprinter the whole part about the mee siam is gone. Just like that. This is not digital age stuff, Stalin did that alot in his heydays.

  236. CyGiG Says:

    Hahha Im proud to be a Singaporean! I proud of Mr Brown, Miyagi, Toking Cock, Rockson, and maybe xiaxue. Im proud of the laksa, char kuay teow, humless mee siam…Im proud of my void deck, my kopitiam, my mama shop. Im just not proud of the g*hmen thats all.

  237. CyGiG Says:

    “anyone bothered to read the text that they published yesterday? PM’s office said PM meant to say ‘laksa mai hum’… ha ha… how can he mix laksa and mee siam up in the first place?”

    Shows he dun really bother about these small commoner’s stuff? Any other singaporeans wun mix up mee siam and laksa…..

  238. ronckw Says:

    Good 1 man……laugh damn super hard…..

    One of ur best works ever….!!!

  239. AsiaPundit » Blog Archive » The PAP’s Disconnect Says:

    […] An equally controversial element of the National Day speech was Lee’s comment that he orders his noodles without cockles. While AsiaPundit has not found the moment in the transcript, mr brown has captured the controversial utterance in his latest podcast. […]

  240. CitizenA Says:

    In the past, Singaporeans could not talk back - cos of the damn bloody hopeless media.

    But now, we have the Internet.

    More power to the people !!!!

  241. Loletta Says:

    I believe PM lee has meant to say “mai hiam” but mispronounced it as “mai hum” instead. But give him a break too… he has been speaking hours and hours of speeches in 3 different languages on Sun. It is only human to err. Prime Ministers are just humans afterall.

  242. laksaormeesiam Says:

    The press transcript from our 140th ranked media (ST lah) on 23/8 stated that the he meant laksa, instead of mee siam, so says his press secretary. The confusion whether it’s harm or hiam should end now. Haha.

  243. kelvin Says:

    Alamak. Mee siam totally no hum lah

    ahahah

    this is mad !

    I heard the ringtone at allan photo at 2pm today! goodness! ringtone already!

  244. wellfrog Says:

    mai hum mai hum mai hum…

    so many days gone by and this frog is still hum-ming…

  245. derek Says:

    mr brown rocks man! damn hilarious podcasting. not hard to see why it is singapore’s favourite podcast!

  246. kimberly Says:

    gosh, this can be nominated for the joke of the year

    nono .. the joke of the century !!

  247. AvENis Says:

    oh my… this is very funny.. it’s like a challenge with the gov.. =O

  248. HolyScourge Says:

    haha damn freaking funny

  249. hum-less guy Says:

    LOL! Boy MB u r a genius man! BTW when’s the t-shirts and ringtones coming? I am very “kan cheong”.Can i also request u put this on Youtube?

  250. hum-less guy Says:

    LOL! Boy MB u r a very innovative man! BTW when’s the t-shirts and ringtones coming? I am very “kan cheong”.Can i also request u put this on Youtube?

  251. Fan_of_Mr_Brown_shows Says:

    Wah lau! MB u r so funny! Wahahahahahaha!

    (stomach cramps)

  252. quantum Says:

    This rap can turn into a local hit! It is really easy to sing.
    Who says there is no local talent but only foreign talent?

  253. issy Says:

    if this was a ringtone..i’ll definitely make it my ringtone…cos it’s just too funnay!!

  254. Azmodeus Says:

    So this brings us to a line of thought..

    So when was the last time our PM last ate Mee Siam? or even Laksa for that matter?

  255. SG Rain Says:

    LOL (Black Eye Peas feat Lee Hsien Loong), OMG when i heard it my jaw dropped & i burst out laughing non-stop my famil thought i was bonkers,..damn u’re good man,..Singapore is behind u!!!!

  256. ... Says:

    song bo ? we wan more !

  257. vigo Says:

    Whether it’s Mee Siam or Laksa mai-hum, hump, hurm or hiam, it goes to show that he got it mixed up. When was the last time he ate at the hawker centre? Of course don’t know know the difference between thick bee hoon for laksa and thin bee hoon for mee siam?

    By the way, MB, better go get your hepatitis jab first. In case you get drag off in the middle of the night. Tied to a pole with thousand of unshell hurms thrown at your bare skin, made to eat all the raw hurms and made to kneel at the hurm-kark (cockle shell) shouting “Prison Got No Broadband”.

  258. BigRay Says:

    cool manz, this is so darn funny! my colleagues are already trying to set their ringtones using this.. haha.. soon, the whole office is ringing MAI HUM MAI HUM.. so who MAI HUM?

  259. Money Says:

    Dude(s)! I salute you!!! Honest mistake or not!!! Gr8 work!! Really good guys indeed!!

  260. Money Says:

    My mistake. Cool guys indeed. Hahahaha

  261. bookie Says:

    right… so the mistake was on laksa and mee siam not mai hum.

    ok… sound like as if its important since his ‘press secretary’ said so.

    mai hum mai hum… mai hum mai hum:D

  262. "domesticated" Says:

    Well done!

  263. "domesticated" Says:

    Great work!

  264. Fair Says:

    I heard it, and he really did mean “hum”, no question about it.

  265. suregetcaught Says:

    Hilarious, motivating and critical - Sure kena arrested!

  266. KElMOdy Says:

    oh man! like it man make more of that. especially on the government=)

  267. Luke Says:

    DAMN! this is hilarious.

  268. My Reelity » Mai Harm Says:

    […] This song will never be the same for me again. […]

  269. kmphua Says:

    I want the ringtone!!!

  270. KoD Says:

    They make fun of you, you make fun back to them… they throw us ti kua, we throw them harm… LHL must have everyday eat restuarant…they really need to know who they are dealing with… it is the mrbrown man… a true singaporean man!

  271. lalala Says:

    Mee siam with hum! New singapore flavour! hahaha

  272. sheshe Says:

    meesian where got hum one?

  273. Rantatty Rants! at Sassyjan Says:

    […] With regards to our PM’s NDP Rally speech and the now infamous Mai Hum podcast, Jeffrey and I started discussing abt our PM - LHL’s possible eating habits, and the possibility in me taking over to be the next PM in future… […]

  274. burzum Says:

    you guys rock!!!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mee_siam

    but really, mee siam is traditionally a malay dish.
    you don’t say “mai hum” to the friendly makcik serving the dish do you?

    anyway, MB, you really fixed the opposition this time!

    well done!

  275. unknown Says:

    mai hum mai hum mai hum mai hum! HAHAHA

  276. Gahmen Lackey Says:

    Now we’re just waiting for LHL to say something that sounds like “Numa Numa” on tape.

    You got his speech writers vetting overtime Mr. Brown!

  277. Anonymous Says:

    Wah Man!

    This should be our next National Day song! I’m sure all Singaporeans will be able and happy to sing it.

    This is definitely going to be Top-of -the-Chart in Singapore.

    Truly Unbeatable!

  278. Storm Says:

    aiya, his hokkien not zhun, the subtitiles did wrote chilli if u see properly :X

  279. Lots of Hum! Says:

    Mr Lee

    Please, as you yourself have said,

    “mai HARM, mai HARM”

    our dear Mr Brown.

    I am sure Mr Brown absolutely meant no Hum.

  280. nadnut Says:

    muahahahahahaa! soooo funny! great work! the funniest podcast from mrbrownshow so far :)

  281. Jeff-X- JVS Says:

    WTH!!!!! OMG SIA… LHL SO PRO IN MAKIN ‘JOKES’ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANYWAAE MB UR E BEST JOKER SIA… I TOT I WAS E CLASS JOKER OF E CLASS BT WIF U AROUND I MAY NID TO STEP DOWN AHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!! =X

  282. tua gong dai Says:

    this is funny? V clown n stupid PM tua gong dai say mee siam mai harm. where got mee siam put harm???
    u mean harm is halah?? stupid idiot tua gong dai….

  283. justme Says:

    haiyo, its embarrassing to make fun of our PM isn’t it? i feel that singaporean is so childish. it’s a different story if our pple want to make funof us as a country, but having our own pple making fun of our very own PMis so shameful. where are all our traditional values of respecting the elders & the virtue of keeping the skeleton in the closets? an innocent mistake become a laughing stock. this is really unthinkable.

  284. Germaine Says:

    I laughed till I cried.

  285. justme Says:

    haiyo, its embarrassing to make fun of our PM isn’t it? i feel that singaporean is so childish. it’s a different story if other pple want to make funof us as a country, but having our own pple making fun of our very own PMis so shameful. where are all our traditional values of respecting the elders & the virtue of keeping the skeleton in the closets? an innocent mistake become a laughing stock. this is really unthinkable.

  286. viv Says:

    LOLOLOLOLLL i’ve listened to it at least five times & it’s still cracking me up. i go HAHAHAHAHAFUCKDAMNFUNNYLAPLS HAHAHAHHAA!!#$$%*%#(

    MRBROWN, YOU’RE A GENIUS LAH ;D

  287. Zenus Says:

    This is simply AWESOME!!!! I listen this whenever I feel abit moody, and it simply cheer me up! BEST MAN!~

  288. woonie Says:

    got ringtone liaoz la.

    Mai Hum (song only) [mp3]:
    http://www.savefile.com/files/17

    Mai Hum (song only) [handphone ringtone –> .amr]:
    http://www.savefile.com/files/32

    Enjoy. =)

  289. vigo Says:

    His Mee Siam mai hurm and your Bak Chor Mee mai tur Kwa.

    Complex tastes need simple solutions.

    Trade in your tur kwa with his hurm and create two new national dishes. Mee Siam with tur kwa and Bak Chor Mee with hurm.

    Don’t know how it taste like but difinitely will get diarrhea.

  290. Vader Says:

    one thing’s for sure, mee siam will never be the same again… haha

  291. PM LEE IN wikipedia Says:

    Mee Siam refers to “Siamese noodle” is a dish of thin rice noodles (vermicelli) in spicy sour sweet soup popular in Singapore.

    Originally a Thai dish, it became a Nyonya specialty that is now prepared by Indians, Malays as well as Chinese stalls in Singapore with slight variation in ingredients. It is served with salted soy beans, dried bean curd, boiled egg, and tamarind, garnished with spring onions and Chinese chives.

    At the Singapore 2006 National Day Rally, Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong made a “Mee Siam mai hum (No cockles in my Mee Siam please)” remark, and was made the butt of a joke/song in a popular Singaporean podcast The MrBrown Show. The podcast took Mr Lee’s comment and edited it to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black Eyed Peas. This comment was also lampooned due to the fact that the dish does not contain cockles at all.

    Source from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mee_siam

  292. my2cents Says:

    I guess he must be a Fan of BEP especially towards Fergie when she sings and dance on the video clip “My Humps”.

    What you gon’ do with all that Hum?
    All that Hum inside your mee siam?
    I’ma get, get, get, get, you done,
    Get you done to take out the Hum.
    Mai Hum, Mai Hum, Mai Hum, Mai Hum, Mai Hum,
    Mai Hum, Mai Hum, Mai Hum, Mai lovely little Hum. (Check it out)

    I drive all my people crazy
    I do it on the daily,
    They treat me really nicely,
    They buy me all these spicies.
    Chilly & Belacan,
    Tamarind and Water
    Recipe, they be sharin’
    All money got me wearin dry
    But I ain’t askin,
    They say they love my mee siam,
    Yellow Beans, Rice Vermicelli,
    I say no, but they keep givin’
    So I keep on talking’
    And no I ain’t gonna taken
    We can keep on talking’
    I keep on demonstrating.

    Wah Lao, Wah Lao, Wah Lao, Wah Lao
    You want my extra Hum,
    Mai hum, mai hum, mai hum,
    Mai hum bo li yew,
    He’s got me spending.
    (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and wasting time on me.
    He’s got me spendin’.
    (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, laughing on me, on me

    What you gon’ do with all that Hum?
    All that Hum inside your mee siam?
    I’ma get, get, get, get, you done,
    Get you done to take out the Hum.
    What u gon’ do with all your best?
    All your best inside your gene?
    I’m a make, make, make, make you dream
    Make u dream, make you dream.
    Cos of Mai Hum, Mai Hum, Mai Hum, Mai Hum, Mai Hum,
    Mai Hum, Mai Hum, Mai Hum, Mai lovely little Hum. (Check it out)

    They say I’m really autocractic,
    The guys they wanna “siam” me.
    They always around with me,
    Always avoid next to me,
    Tryin’ a forget Mai Hum, Hum.
    Listening at Mai Hum, Hum.
    U can heard but you can’t say it,
    If you say it I’ma start some drama,
    You don’t want no drama,
    No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
    So don’t pull off my leg boy,
    You ain’t my match, boy,
    I’m just tryn’a brand boy,
    And ask for mai hum.

    Mai Hum, Mai Hum, Mai Hum, Mai Hum, Mai Hum,
    Mai Hum, Mai Hum, Mai Hum, Mai Hum, Mai Hum, Mai Hum.
    Mai lovely little Hum [x3]
    In the back and in the front.
    My words got u,
    He’s got me spending.
    (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and wasting time on me.
    He’s got me spendin’.
    (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, laughing on me, on me

    What you gon’ do with all that Hum?
    All that Hum inside your mee siam?
    I’ma get, get, get, get, you done,
    Get you done to take out the Hum.
    What u gon’ do with all your best?
    All your best inside your gene?
    I’m a make, make, make, make you dream
    Make u dream, make you dream.
    What you gon’ do with all that Hum?
    All that Hum inside your mee siam?
    I’ma get, get, get, get, you done,
    Get you done to take out the Hum.
    What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
    All that breast inside that shirt?
    I’ma make, make, make, make you work
    Make you work, work, make you work.

    He’s got me spending.
    Spendin’ all your money on me and wasting time on me.
    He’s got me spendin’.
    Spendin’ all your money on me, laughing on me, on me

  293. Livin in DARKNESS Says:

    Wat the fuck this stupid vedio but quite entertaining lah! Quite lame oso lah!!!!Shit!!!!!
    Cannot stop laughing!!!!!!!!
    lollolololololololololololoolololololololololololololololol
    The “mai harm” becomes “my humps”!
    lolololololololololololololol
    Dude u guys rox!!!!!!!!!!!

  294. pinky Says:

    Mr Brown u rox ,it is so funny!

  295. KYY Says:

    See lah….use tax payer money too much lah…go buy hum put in his mee siam now say out liao cnt change le lor….then kana laugh by people all over singapore…..i guess his dad cook for him mee siam with hum when he is small thats why he forget that heartlander’s mee siam doesnt have hum…even in the national day rally also say mee siam mai hum coz his dad din wash the hum b4 he cook for his son and i can tell u…a hum that haven wash is stinky..i dun dare eat it…LoL

  296. zhou Says:

    lol! i didnt know meesiam got put hum also o_O i tell you, my whole school’s going to start singing that song on monday. hahahaha

  297. Cherry Says:

    To start off, let’s just say that I do listen to Mr. Brown’s podcasts now & then & I do find some of them quite entertaining.

    I heard the harmless podcast & yes, it was quite lame but I think that’s all there is to it. I don’t see the need for such adverse reactions from either Mr. Brown fans or pro-government patriots.

    Seriously. Can these guys just get a life?

    Slips of the tongue can be funny & I’m not about to crucify Mr. Brown for attempting to inject some humor into it. Neither am I going to call pm lee a complete idiot for making a mistake (though I’m no fan of his).

    Bottom line is, some people should really get those poles surgically removed from their asses.

  298. JO. Says:

    Siao liao, this is very very funny and crazy. HAHAHA. hilarious lo.

  299. Anonymous Says:

    Let’s hope someone will take the initiative to get that National Day Rally video, cut it like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT6LqVF4CJ4 and sync it with the song … Singapore’s very own “Hip” PAP MTV!

  300. CyGiG Says:

    Gahmen little bit then tio us, hang Aussies, ban Mr Brown, force us smile, raise price in taxi, ERP, bus…

    So now we also little bit then make fun of him, make him difficult lor. An eye for an eye!

  301. the second escape ver. 1.51 » Random Says:

    […] 9. a harmless podcast;  mr brown done a great job on the national day rally speech.. ( quicktime required, want to dwl, right click and click " save target as")  […]

  302. shiqi Says:

    HAHA thanks man. that was funny.

    lollllll yeah you guys are really daring. ROCK ON (:

  303. mrJosh Says:

    [IMG]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/metoh/BlackEP.jpg[/IMG]

    A Humless Picture

  304. don't laugh Says:

    cherry, he’s not really a complete idiot, but at the same time, it’s hard to overlook his bloopers if he continously gives ‘em to us of his own accord.
    We can’t help noticing a fair difference between father and son. Let’s just say that this apple fell pretty far from the tree. Maybe he’s emulating George W too closely.
    It’s true that all humans make mistakes. But then how do we qualify a good leader? Certainly not one who is prone to too many silly mistakes, wouldn’t you agree? Why else does he get to pay himself the big bucks and call the shots and you don’t? At least you appear to have better insight into people’s asses than usual. The grasp that you hold on this issue might just be what we need to remove them poles.

  305. laugh Says:

    VeryCherry, he’s not really a complete idiot, but at the same time, it’s hard to overlook his bloopers if he continously gives ‘em to us of his own accord.
    We can’t help noticing a fair difference between father and son. Let’s just say that this apple fell pretty far from the tree. Maybe he’s emulating George W too closely.
    It’s true that all humans make mistakes. But then how do we qualify a good leader? Certainly not one who is prone to too many silly mistakes, wouldn’t you agree? Why else does he get to pay himself the big bucks and call the shots and you don’t? At least you appear to have better insight into people’s asses than usual. The grasp that you hold on this issue might just be what we need to remove them poles.

  306. Y.K Says:

    Winner.

  307. lifestylelink Says:

    hey this is hilarious. can i have a little request, for the seek of internet user without podcast, can we have a button to click and listen directly from the website please?

  308. « to be continued Says:

    […] sian diao liao, only got 12 hours more to general paper, i still listening to mee siam mai ham. […]

  309. shu Says:

    it should be a “humless” podcast.

  310. wtf Says:

    u’re so f***ing lame… loser… nothing better to do…

  311. Cherry Says:

    I’m not on anyone’s side here…I’m definitely not pro-government, nor am I some manic Mr. Brown supporter. I was referring to reactions from certain people, like those who slammed Mr. Brown for insulting the government when in fact, it was really just a harmless podcast or those who got on pm lee’s case based on this incident alone.

    Point is, don’t have such a black & white view of things. Regarding this particular matter, it was a podcast, it was meant to be funny & pm lee made a mistake in his speech. Big deal. Let’s all laugh about it & move on (your si lang tau lah).

    On another note though, I do agree that many ministers’ grammar leave a lot to be desired. But that’s a separate issue & I think I’d better not talk about it. I might get arrested for believing in freedom of speech, just like Mr. Brown was slammed by some autocratic pro-government freaks for poking fun at pm lee’s mistake.

  312. Gurms Says:

    Well done. Technology put to good use - making Singaporeans laugh. We are the least happy pple in Asia, after all. Now we got a line to use at the coffeeshop/hawker centers. Thanks man.

  313. darren Says:

    well, its just another slip up.
    jusr another great joke.
    i think its no harm actually.
    just for laughs !
    anyway. keep it up.
    you make jokes out of nothing.
    =D

  314. Iceman Says:

    How do i download this podcast?

  315. fuckubrown Says:

    f3k u la mrbrown that was kind of lame

  316. I-Love-Hum Says:

    Hey, let’s make this into a national hit!

    Mr Brown can extend it into a full song and get the PM’s permission to cut the single and release it, after getting the necessary copyright from the original song’s producer.

    The royalties from the single can be shared 50-50 between Mr Brown and PM. PM can do his bit for charity by donating his share of the royalties to his nominated charities.

    The single, called “Mee Siam Mai Hum”, will hit the local airwaves like a storm and become the most popular local hit ever. The foreign media will cretainly pick it up as a news item too, reporting to the world how a local song in Singapore featuring its PM as lead singer has hit the top of the local charts! It will really show the world how a fun and hip place Singapore is.

    PM LHL should give his approval as this would make him hip and popular and endear him better to Singaporeans.

    So let’s have our first ever local (and maybe international too) superhit “MEE SIAM MAI HUM”!

  317. conspiracy penguins Says:

    kudos

  318. I-Love-Hum Says:

    For the benefit of all, this is the context of PM’s speech in which the now celebrated phrase “mee siam mai hum” appears:

    PM Lee was talking about the Digital Age:

    “The Government has to adapt to the digital age…

    I think we have to use all ways to get our message across - art, humour, wit - get our point across and be able to laugh at ourselves because if we can’t laugh at ourselves and we are standing on the pedestal, somebody is going to knock you down.

    So last year, for the rally I showed two little clips in a very small way, putting my toe into the water - “Tau Gay Not Enough” and “Tau Gay Never Enough”. That’s a harmless form of the new media but in fact, we have some serious decisions to make because we have to decide how far to go, what tone to set and it’s not just all fun and games.

    I give you an example: You put out a funny podcast; you talk about “bak chor mee”; I will say “mee siam mai hum”. Then we compete. Then what will I do? I will hire Jack Neo to be my National Day Rally adviser. It will be a fun time, we will enjoy thoroughly, go home totally entertained but is this the way to deal serious issues? And the problem is it wouldn’t stop with fun and games. You will go to distortions, you will go to half-truths, you will go untruths, the tone of the debate will go down eventually, you race to the bottom.”

    So that was the context of the “mee siam mai hum” boo-boo. The problem was that the government’s lackeys tried to hide the boo-boo by first reporting it as “mee siam mai hiam” and then changing the tune to “laksa mai hum” when the truth was uncovered. Even the phrase “you talk about “bak chor mee”; I will say “mee siam mai hum”" was even removed from the official transcript of the speech in the Government Press Release! Talk about going to half-truths in this digital age, PM Lee, so who’s the one doing it now? And talk about not laughing at yourselves and are standing on the pedestal, and then, true enough, got knocked down by somebody i.e. Mr Brown!

  319. Loletta Says:

    “Hey, let’s make this into a national hit!

    Mr Brown can extend it into a full song and get the PM’s permission to cut the single and release it, after getting the necessary copyright from the original song’s producer.

    The royalties from the single can be shared 50-50 between Mr Brown and PM. PM can do his bit for charity by donating his share of the royalties to his nominated charities.

    The single, called “Mee Siam Mai Hum”, will hit the local airwaves like a storm and become the most popular local hit ever. The foreign media will cretainly pick it up as a news item too, reporting to the world how a local song in Singapore featuring its PM as lead singer has hit the top of the local charts! It will really show the world how a fun and hip place Singapore is.

    PM LHL should give his approval as this would make him hip and popular and endear him better to Singaporeans. ”

    Singapore wouldn’t be a hit; she would be a joke to all her neighbours. Imagine what would international delegates think of us should that happen? The citizens both local and foreign may find it fun but when you’re talking on the international level, dealing in FTA aggrements, ties and trades with serious people, this little stunt wouldn’t propel Singapore as a ‘cool’ image.

  320. mr lim | Mee Siam Mai Hum ringtone Says:

    […] I’ve always been a great fan of the Black Eyed Peas and revered PM Lee so when I heard this episode of the mrbrown show I was absolutely esacatic. […]

  321. I-Love-Hum Says:

    On the contrary, dear Loletta, we will have all the FTA and WTO delegates swarming our hawker centres looking for and ordering “MEE SIAM MAI HUM”. Mee Siam will be internationally known as one of Singapore’s many exotic dishes! Wouldn’t it all help promote Singapore as a fun place to visit?

    C’mon, let’s learn to laugh at ourselves. If Bill Clinton could play the saxophone, George Bush could appear with a comedian as his double at a White House Press dinner, and John Howard could shake hands with a clown holding a fake big axe, what harm can a little ditty from our own PM cause? Singapore has come of age. We are not like stifly communist China. We are a now a modern, advanced, progressive society. We could and should show the world that fun and hard-working can go hand-in-hand!

  322. mai haim Says:

    pm lee is so funny.. bt if he c dis… i wonder wad will happen…

  323. Ben Says:

    Funny…and very creative too! This “hum” issue just shows how successful is Singapore’s “Speak Mandarin” campaign (and thus no dialects), to the extent that some people can’t differentiate between “hum” and “hiam”…wahaha!

  324. nerubian Says:

    HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF THE GODS!?!?!?! actually ah, quite funny. HAHAHAHAHHAHA.

  325. Euphoriant Says:

    hey….wonder if our dear sir can share wif us wher in spore had he eaten his mee siam wif hum?????

  326. my hum Says:

    stupid mai hum ting……hahas…..already got it in my handphone…..de hum ting cant make me stop laughing….lolx…

  327. D.T. Says:

    This podcast is good.
    Disappointed on the our PM, he cant even crack joke…MEE SIAN where got HUM…….maybe he should does more walk about to Food Center.
    Where can download this…it will be a hit for RING Tone……
    Cheers

  328. Ripp Says:

    ITS ALREADY MY RINGTONE!!

  329. yuni275 Says:

    mai hum mai hum mai hum… check it out.. imagine PM dancing with fergie..

  330. yuni275 Says:

    poor PM.. as if his daddy nv bring him to makan place for mee siam b4… next thing we know… he sell laksa then ask customer want dry or with soup… daddy too busy medeka singapura liao

  331. yuni275 Says:

    PM change his name to lee sian liao

  332. Spy Says:

    He should have change our national language to Singlish instead of English, so that ‘Mai Hum’ can become ‘Mai Hiam’. In this case, no one will cristise.
    Singlish is a language no other country can learn easily.
    Let’s Cheer to Singlish and Use tat as our ringtone!!!
    (Dun be surprise when u hear it at a club)

  333. X Says:

    But really about what the PM said is it really ture cause mee siam no hiam

  334. kagetsuki Says:

    hehehehhe~ something for you guys~

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v673/tsukinochi/journal/lomo003.jpg

  335. kagetsuki Says:

    hehehehhe~ something for you guys~

  336. kagetsuki Says:

    damn~ it didn’t display~ -_-;;;

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v673/tsukinochi/journal/lomo003.jpg

  337. YouDon'tNeedToKnow Says:

    Wah lau… si bei funny xia my stomach pain ah!!!!!

  338. Gwen Says:

    the first mrbrown podcast i heard was the bachormee one. I THOUGHT NOTHING COULD TOP THAT, AND YOU AMAZED SINGAPORE ONCE AGAIN. your ears are really sharp omg, and you find the funniest links between stuff :D

  339. chun Says:

    this podcast is really HUMless!

  340. CyGiG Says:

    Just asking..anyone got a pic of hum? I google but cannot find hum’s photo.

  341. Dr. K Says:

    Wah Lau… funny sia!

    Will u:-

    “Do not pass go, do not collect $200, do not get mee siam with hum there?” :-)

  342. Dr. M Says:

    Wah Lau… funny sia!

    Will u:-

    “Do not pass go, do not collect $200, do not get mee siam with hum there?” :-)

  343. wildfire Says:

    SUPER FUNNY lar…haha ringtone…ringtone…

  344. SatanRay Says:

    haha…the words are actually in rhythem…tats awesome

  345. Octeopus Says:

    WELL DONE MR BROWN!
    this is the BEST podcast ever!
    my whole family’s singing mai hum mai hum mai hum! xD
    thanks mr brown!

  346. Gorillaz Says:

    Aiyooo….Mr Brown, you really pushing the limits hor…. don’t push until the mee siam flow all over the place! We, the Citizens of Singapore, give you the royal national chalk to draw the boundary line!

  347. jiagui Says:

    i also ‘mai ham’!! but muz it be mee pok? mee siam can?

  348. Mai Aw Says:

    I think LHL will be moved to tears when he hear this… :~) He has to thank you for discovering his hidden potential… Next time when he lost his job as PM he can become a rapper and come up with his CD called “Ah Loong Ai Hum - featuring Mr Brown”. : ) : )

  349. Marvin Says:

    LOL… PM Lee is SUA KU!

  350. Joey Says:

    I’m not exactly for all our political practices here in Singapore, but I thought this podcast was really below MB. Nothing witty or insightful despite the artistry behind it.

  351. Gabzai Says:

    omg mr brown pls be my SS teacher

  352. limited Says:

    Brown, you might find their family come looking for you.
    http://forums.vr-zone.com/showthread.php?t=90975

  353. Arniki Says:

    hey , who’s the gal who sing “mai hum” ? sounded like from a real album. Great piece of work .

  354. humless guy Says:

    yo,MB u r so funny that i am still laughing after watching it for about 15 times. Well done! :D

  355. CRIKEY! Says:

    i’m still listening to this today and can’t stop laughing!!
    AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    hope to hear this in my fav clubs one day..!!

  356. Lee meeSiam Long Says:

    my humps my humps my humps

    ROFL

  357. Dawes Says:

    I think you ought to give Mr Lee some respect. It may be funny, but you have to give him due respect and not find ways to make fun of him. He’s our PM after all.

  358. paul Says:

    We could GIVE him our respect, yes. But what kind of a leader would that make him?

    Any leader worth his salt would rather EARN his followers’ respect. The fact that someone has to tell people that he’s our PM; we shouldn’t make fun of him; we should GIVE him our respect, says a lot about the kind of leader he is.

    Doesn’t strike me as the people’s PM.

    Likewise, I shouldn’t have to remind you not to make fun of your father.

  359. mai ham Says:

    mai FUCK

  360. dude Says:

    Wah lau!Why our PM liddat one , so square loh. MB very good huh.That should teach PM to try to make fun of u .

    mai hum,maihum,mai hum,maihum,mai hum,maihum…………………………

  361. dude Says:

    Wah lau!Why our PM liddat one , so square loh. MB very good .That should teach PM to try to make fun of u .

    mai hum,maihum,mai hum,maihum,mai hum,maihum…………………………

  362. dude Says:

    Wah lau!Why our PM liddat one , so square loh. Vote MB 4 president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mai hum,mai hum, mai hum, mai hum, mai hum, mai hum……………………

  363. Freedom fighter Says:

    WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  364. paul Says:

    hey dude, we heard you the first time la.

  365. Dawes Says:

    I agree that a leader must earn his followers’ respect. But by humiliating him for his articualtion of hokkien, by any chance a way to show respect?

    As a matter of fact, by reading the commnets above, people are not only laughting at the podcast, but also at our PM. By putting our PM under ridicule, a way for him to earn the citizen’s respect?

    Is it really that harmless as it seems?

  366. paul Says:

    Let’s do a little survey. Pick a few districts in Singapore and go to every door and find out what everyone living in those districts do, or have done in their lives. Record their life achievements and job titles. Now look at all the positions that our PM has filled in his lifetime thus far. He’s been minister of finance, minister of defence, brigadier general, pm, etc, etc. Now go through your list of Singaporeans and pick out those who have also had, in their lifetime, just one of the position(s) that our pm has had. How many do you think there would be on your list? Maybe 0? Maybe 3, 4, or 5? Now how many individuals have had 2 positions that our pm has had? How many have had 3? It’s quite obvious that nobody has been able to achieve even half or a quarter the list of distinguished posts our pm has. Why the huge discrepancy? Are Singaporeans really that useless, or is our pm really superman? If he’s superman then what are the chances of “mee siam mai hum” happening on the rally speech? It might be alright for us average Singaporeans to make such a mistake occasionally but not superman himself. But if he did make such a silly mistake then wouldn’t it follow that we should all find it hilarious? Can you blame us for laughing our guts out? Again, we’re talking about superman here, not the average Singaporean.

    But I find it funny also that you should ask us not to laugh at our pm. I’m sure that you’re not the only one. There are many Singaporeans who find it difficult or wrong to laugh at figures of authority. I’m sure we know people like that. And there’s nothing wrong with according a level of respect and reverence to our superiors. In fact, I would venture to say that that’s the key to our pm’s ascendant star throughout his life and career. I am quite sure that since childhood, many of his teachers had been extra accommodating to this LKY’s eldest son. And I’m sure that through his national service, many more officers and military personnel had seen to it that this LKY’s eldest son was not in the least bit mistreated or laughed at. And I’m quite sure that through his political career, many ministers understood their place, as well as his, in the hierarchy of power, as LKY’s eldest son, and made sure not to laugh at him under any circumstance, but be as supportive and giving as possible of this very firstborn of LKY’s. And is it any wonder that he is our pm today? What would be the likelihood of you and I ascending through the same posts to become the big chief if we had received the same fate? Wouldn’t be that far-fetched right? And just look at the ever talented Lees in Singapore – what’s there to laugh at? We all make mistakes. Just look at Saddam Hussein. Ah, but when the rst of us make mistakes, we often get punished. We get demoted, chastised, ostracized, sued, banished, and even hanged. We’d be lucky to just get laughed at. If only MICA had just laughed at our very own MrBrown and left it there. Perhaps if he was the right Lee.

    Many of us have read George Orwell’s Animal Farm. All of us could be living in Animal Farm. We’d be wise to recognize our world and our lot, for lady luck favours the prepared. It’s such a coincidence and a stroke of luck that our pm’s father was also our pm for about 40 yrs. And it’s such a coincidence and a stroke of luck that our pm was able to achieve so much more than all of us in Singapore. At his level of talent and abilities, “mee siam mai hum” was a real surprise to the people of Singapore. We’re all laughing cause we don’t ordinarily have such luck as to witness superman falling from high up in the sky. This time, there were no teachers, officers or ministers around to help clear the way. There was no cryptonite in the sky that night either. This time, he did it all on his own. And like a true Singaporean, his luck ran out. The funny thing is we just all happen to be there to witness it.

    Yeah, we promise not to laugh at our pm… if he promises not to fall from the sky again. If you’re gonna be Mr Bean, we’re gonna laugh at you, no matter who your father is.

  367. D3N1S Says:

    ^^ Yawn @ the above.

    Chicken Rice mai hum all the way !

  368. wtf888 Says:

    LOL!!!ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

  369. sian gal Says:

    A lot of Singaporean men like to yawn in public. I always see them use “yawn” or “sigh” or “sian” in their forum conversations. It seems to me to be a distinctively and uniquely Singaporean trait. Life too stressful, not enough sleep, not enough money, not enough freedom, not enough talent, low sex drive. They need foreigners to come and do their job for them, please and excite their sisters and eat out of their plate.

    Thank God PM still said we’re doing well. I can’t imagine if we’re doing bad. With such a lively and talented bunch how can LKY even think of retirement.

    Cheer up, our future is bright, or so they say. Singapore babes are still waiting for our boyz to hurry up and grow up. Ooh, this excitement is just too much to handle.

    Sian.
    Yawn.
    Blur.
    Coma.

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