the mrbrown show: sometimes lighter touch

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The Gahmen promises a lighter touch for us online! Feel the love!

Podcast iconPodcast: the mrbrown show 12 May 2008: sometimes lighter touch Download MP3 (MP3, file size: 3.5mb, Time: 00:03:43)

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37 Responses to “the mrbrown show: sometimes lighter touch”

  1. Lee Says:

    Great podcast, what is name of the original song?

  2. DOM the Clown Says:

    敬爱的布朗先生,

    您的衙门(Gahmen)也要学按摩吗? 我这儿可有很多的PRC妹妹肯教它们!叫它们去嘛!去嘛!

    来自北京的忠实听众,
    德蒙小弟弟

  3. Platinum337 Says:

    Hi! Mr. Brown,

    Yet another great song! You guys are CREATIVE!

    Keep up the good works!

    Hm………………………………………………..maybe just improve a little more on your singing……………..hahahahahah!

  4. kelly chan Says:

    Hilariously funny, will help pass it on. While this is funny, the implications remain very serious. If by lighter touch the govt is going to outsource the management of blogosphere to a non democratically elected committee. Then where is the lighter touch?

    Really can someone tell me what will happen if this committee gets hijacked by govt counter insurgents? Maybe they planned this all along. Why not have the committee democratically elected. The first person we will nominate is you Mr Brown.

    Very concerned

  5. meepoktah Says:

    “I won’t squeeze harder, I won’t shoot you in the face”

    LOL… million dollar bukakae!

  6. oceanice Says:

    It’s remake of “Sometimes when we touch”! OMG OMG! PENGZ!

    I nearly fell off my chair when I heard the opening

    u totally changed my impression of this song! HAHA!

  7. \( O.o)/ Says:

    lol~ gahmen give u touch of death~

  8. Someone Says:

    Lee: “Sometimes when we touch”.

  9. Gerry McGuire Says:

    Crazy! Blogger eat Blogger lah

  10. Fahim Says:

    so you like to be touched (by the gahmen)?!?

  11. Mystery Man Says:

    Lol Haha love this podcast!! song sounds gay…

  12. Mike Says:

    Original song is “Sometimes when we touch”

    And the lyrics … vaguely pornographic no?

  13. Onlooker Says:

    Rofl can no touch or not.
    I like blogs without their touch or I will start reading Malaysian blogs :| or worse Stupid Times again :(

  14. AvalanCh3 Says:

    lyrics please as usual, this way everyone can enjoy by singing together.

  15. adeline Says:

    Whaw!!! Now that the gahmen touched one of my favorite songs….eeee
    No more…no more my favorite song any more!

    eeeee…….. & no wonder
    that limping man can’t be found….he was touched!
    So touched that he disappeared! eeeee…………. how caressing (or carelessly whispered to and by the gahmen) was the relationship between that limping man and the gahmen no one will ever know!
    Yo! Maybe should use Careless Whisper for your next song!

  16. adeline Says:

    …lighter touch can mean… lifetime monitoring…. eee…. ee…..
    So, better not touch or be touched by the garments….yup….sounds like GARMENTS….. eee….. eee…..

    & do put in your lyrics “in comments” just like what you have done in past songs! Thanks.

  17. kiki Says:

    Look at item 9 and 10. Seems to OBVIOUSLY implying that poor Mr Brown’s site has to register to get LICENCE to continue living. Talk about Light-Touch? I’d rather they not touch this ‘private’ area. Very sensitive you know.

    Also look at 3.f. in there. they will ‘take action’ if you ‘misbehave’ you know. I really look forward to the day that they ‘take action’. Throw the poor innocent fellas behind bars forever? Sigh, I really pity those people in MDA. Really, its not their fault to come up with all these regulations to ‘control’ the net or to be more precise, to control certain groups whom they feel have a negative impact on the current government. It is actually quite a sad thing.

    http://www.mda.gov.sg/wms.file/mobj/mobj.980.internet_industry_guide.pdf

  18. skykohwc Says:

    good one.. absolutely nicely crafted, written and well thought of. Wow i wonder what the gahman has to say about this..

  19. Max Says:

    SOMETIMES LIGHTER TOUCH

    Blogger (spoken): Gahmen, are you going to give me personal space

    Gahmen(spoken): Blogger, don’t worry. I give my lighter touch.

    You ask me if I’ll touch you
    If I don’t like what you write
    I’m a loving gahmen on the Net
    Believe me I won’t bite
    For who am I to judge you
    Even though you criticize
    The stick I hold is gentle, even though it’s big in size

    Sometimes my lighter touch
    Is better than touch too much
    You don’t need to be anonymous and hide
    I will always close one eye
    Though my hand is on your thigh
    You won’t feel me, as I brush your fears aside

    The internet may tempt you
    To speak what’s on your mind
    To fool you into thinking the gahmen damn one kind
    And though my rod is bigger
    It can be tender too
    I’ve used it to cane others
    But I will rub it lightly on you.

    Sometimes my lighter touch
    May feel like a bad massage
    But I’m just a gahmen groping in the dark
    And if I touch your special place
    Be assured it’s case by case
    I won’t squeeze harder, I won’t shoot you in the face

    Sometimes my lighter touch
    Is better than touch too much
    You don’t need to be anonymous and hide
    I will always close one eye
    Though my hand is on your thigh
    You won’t feel me, as I brush your fears aside

    Blogger (spoken): Oh thank you, Gahmen

    Gahmen (spoken): No, thank YOU.

  20. wj Says:

    They have the lyrics if you DLed the mp3. Well here is it anyway.

    SOMETIMES LIGHTER TOUCH

    Blogger (spoken): Gahmen, are you going to give me personal space

    Gahmen(spoken): Blogger, don’t worry. I give my lighter touch.

    You ask me if I’ll touch you
    If I don’t like what you write
    I’m a loving gahmen on the Net
    Believe me I won’t bite
    For who am I to judge you
    Even though you criticize
    The stick I hold is gentle, even though it’s big in size

    Sometimes my lighter touch
    Is better than touch too much
    You don’t need to be anonymous and hide
    I will always close one eye
    Though my hand is on your thigh
    You won’t feel me, as I brush your fears aside

    The internet may tempt you
    To speak what’s on your mind
    To fool you into thinking the gahmen damn one kind
    And though my rod is bigger
    It can be tender too
    I’ve used it to cane others
    But I will rub it lightly on you.

    Sometimes my lighter touch
    May feel like a bad massage
    But I’m just a gahmen groping in the dark
    And if I touch your special place
    Be assured it’s case by case
    I won’t squeeze harder, I won’t shoot you in the face

    Sometimes my lighter touch
    Is better than touch too much
    You don’t need to be anonymous and hide
    I will always close one eye
    Though my hand is on your thigh
    You won’t feel me, as I brush your fears aside

    Blogger (spoken): Oh thank you, Gahmen

    Gahmen (spoken): No, thank YOU.

  21. fynyx Says:

    Touching song. Thank you. Chill.

    Reminds me of another kind of touch, fresh out of Dungeons & Dragons:
    A lich touches you, and you suffer damage that seeps into your very bones.
    A vampire/spectre/wraith/wight touches, and you get drained of life.
    A shadow connects physically, and muscles go weak.

    But then, of course, undead don’t exist in this world… right?

  22. Ah Tiang Says:

    Well. Simply one word to say “GREAT!”

  23. Si Beh Ho Says:

    Wah lau eh!!! Chio kah peng ah!!!

    But really, it sounds so gay lolololol

  24. HaHaHa Says:

    So how? Are the MDA rules passed yet? Me-thinks it will drive the talents out of this wrecked country faster… maybe that’s what PAP government wants — to keep only the docile slaves.

    Getting really sick of this PAP government. WSK don’t resign despite his ministry’s oversight and still keeps his pay + past years of bonuses for the nation’s “peace and security”. A peace and security that by the same PAP-twisted logic would not be a result of his direct actions.

    Come next election, even if it is an “untried-untested” opposition, I’ll still vote them in (please don’t walkover in my estate) rather than to have those “pass-the-buck” PAP-men.

  25. jael Says:

    pathetic nation… sign…

  26. DOM the Clown Says:

    To Bro fynyx,

    Oh yes! UNDEAD DO EXIST IN OUR WORLD!!! A 84 year old sorcerer promised that he would rise from the grave to watch over Peesailand!!!

    Oh no!! We are going to suffer damage that seeps into your very bones!

    Oh no!!! We are going to get drained of life!

    Oh no!!! Our muscles are going weak!

    hiak! hiak! hiak!

    来自北京的忠实听众,
    德蒙小弟弟

  27. Jedd Says:

    You show off your wonderful singing skills yet again, MB and team! I absolutely loved this one, because in some of your other satirical songs, the lyrics don’t rhyme to well. But this one is very nicely put toghether “I will always close one eye, though my hand is on your thigh…” utterly hilarious! Hmm, I still wonder what the original song is though.

  28. Regan Says:

    And soon it will be good bye Mr Brown, business will be as usual…………
    No need to think about haircuts or insomia.
    Fare thee well, Mr Brown

  29. Lily Says:

    The original song title is “sometimes when we touch”. Hahaha very hilarious. My colleague around me was wondering why I break out in laughter.

  30. Bowen Says:

    Hmmm…seriously i would rather prefer your older versions of post…like “DUH NEWS” etc….singing is creative but i get bored and sick of it sooner than it’s last…=(

  31. rayiobina Says:

    Hahaha Funny sometimes when we touch eh> Nice one Brownie man. However, I am not so sure abt the whole idea of bloggers managing fellow bloggers.!!!!!!! Sounds dicey to me!!! very hairy!!!!!!Especially when they are not even democractically elected. Yikes!!!!!!!!Looks like mucho trouble to me!!!!!!!No fear!!!!!!!!

  32. Purple Lee Says:

    Cool! It’s very good. :)

  33. zero Says:

    eh, mb, time to release an album, man. but do it overseas ok? just in case the gahmen try to “touch” you ^^

  34. bigrabbit Says:

    hello lelio station izzit?
    i rike to darelicake this song to the chees, ravi and now gopalan

  35. aloy Says:

    Mr Brown for President!

  36. chuck Says:

    You guys put air supply and bee gees to shame man.

    Your song is also more erotic than ang lee’s brokeback mountain.

    this “light touch” on internet is unfortunately a little late for the poor boy who was ‘fxxked’ by the Man with the Big Rod for defending his right to take a taxi with his dog.

  37. dK Says:

    THIS ONE SOUNDS A BIT WRONG. BUT STILL QUITE NICE LAH

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