the mrbrown show: army fighting language
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Podcast: the mrbrown show 30 March 2009: army fighting language Download MP3 (MP3, file size: 1.7mb, Time: 00:03:15)
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March 30th, 2009 at 5:08 am
Hahaha! ROTFLOL! This one really cracked me up.
Thanks MB.
March 30th, 2009 at 5:24 am
You guys rock! My colleagues and I enjoyed all of your podcasts. Keep em coming!!!! :D
March 30th, 2009 at 6:08 am
Love your stuff bro. But I can’t seem to subscribe to the podcast with iTunes!! Pisses me off. Any help?
March 30th, 2009 at 9:52 am
LOL this is good…!
March 30th, 2009 at 10:29 am
LOL army language ftw =D
March 30th, 2009 at 11:14 am
POWER MAN! HIONG AH!
*5 stars rated*
- teNg -
March 30th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Masterpiece!!! Finally!!!
Oh by the way, the censoring beep not too effective huh? :) People around me was wondering why there is fowl language cackling in the air! :)
March 30th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
haha…this is a great start of an otherwise blue monday. lol… Die cork stand! Steady….
March 30th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Love it whenever u guys do a podcast related to the wonderful army life..keep up the great work! anyways can’t seem to save the mp3 to my com..any suggestions?
March 30th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Fucking funny!!! hahahahahaha… You rock MB!!!!
March 31st, 2009 at 12:00 am
Actually, I think we really want our enemy to die without descendants.
That’s why army fighting language always focus on the reproductive system.
March 31st, 2009 at 4:04 am
Ha. Great one. Especially love your podcasts regarding army issues
March 31st, 2009 at 4:19 am
i liked the encik nabei part! and then if at the end, they all went lanjiao! then it would be funnier!
March 31st, 2009 at 4:51 am
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March 31st, 2009 at 5:27 am
wa lao eh. this is the best podcast in a very long time liao!
March 31st, 2009 at 5:28 am
SMLJ, KNN CCB. LOL. PCB! Another Mr Brown fu*king quality production!
This is great!
JTYS
March 31st, 2009 at 5:56 am
Good to know Mr Brown living up to his name again!!!
March 31st, 2009 at 6:47 am
“Encik” means “Mister”. The podcast was funny, but not that funny - the situation is already real in terms of our mastery of Malay language, which is supposed to be our National Language.
March 31st, 2009 at 8:37 am
KNNCCB make me laugh till stomach pain!! HONG GAN SI BO!?
March 31st, 2009 at 9:39 am
quite hilarious… i don’t do dialects, find dialects (in general, not just chinese dialects) very vulgar. so i end up like the recruits much of the time >
March 31st, 2009 at 9:41 am
(continued from previous comment, got cut off) i suspect i don’t understand half the jokes in the podcast. but it’s amusing anyway!
March 31st, 2009 at 5:11 pm
teesh, you dun act innocent…
you from china izzit?
March 31st, 2009 at 6:14 pm
If this is not genius, I don’t know what is. I think it’s very silly to completely phase out dialect, life would be so much less colourful. I especially love the way the male reproductive organs are pronounced in “English” by Encik. And the Peng San bit also sibeh funny!
March 31st, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Hahaha > Very Funny really enjoy it. Reminds me of old time National Service. CHEERS!
March 31st, 2009 at 11:30 pm
no tenticles haha cracked me up sooo much
April 1st, 2009 at 3:55 am
Wahaha this is really good man “when u charge at your enemy, shout lan jiao!”
April 1st, 2009 at 4:32 am
Omg ahahaha that was really funny
Great job once again guys
April 1st, 2009 at 4:38 am
lmao.. nice one !!!
let our enemy die with a COCKSTAND…
April 1st, 2009 at 5:13 am
This is one of your best clips of all time. Solid lah!
Keep it up.
April 1st, 2009 at 5:28 am
“Charles Keng is my buddy”…. LOL
Hokkien pengs are a dying breed…
哦，我听不懂。
April 1st, 2009 at 6:17 am
[…] Weapon of choice for SAF soldiers? Hokkien lor.. Came across this while trying to catch up on whatever I’ve missed since February; Mr. Brown’s at his best (again)!! […]
April 1st, 2009 at 6:40 am
here’s one old army expression the kids these days DON”T use : pariah pundek!
April 1st, 2009 at 6:51 am
Mr. brown you just made my day..LOL although its already 11 pm…LOL
April 1st, 2009 at 8:25 am
this has to be one of the very best since ever since the ter kwa episode
April 1st, 2009 at 9:14 am
HOOT JIT LIAP HOR LI SIIIIII
lol, classic.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:10 am
Whaa lao! U guys sure ‘keng kar liao’!
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
Have not been laughing for weeks but this production made me laughed so hard!
I love your productions.
Some people just don’t realize that it is not only Mandarin & English that make Singaporeans what they are but also all the dialects and Singlish that come together as one to make us UNIQUE in this world & bonded by one identify.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:57 am
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April 2nd, 2009 at 1:43 am
nabeh means your mother? shldnt it be meaning father instead?
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:50 am
OMG LOL!!! tentacles!!
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:26 am
LOL who is the cheena guy sia?
April 2nd, 2009 at 4:14 pm
NABEI was good.
This one is way over the top. Thumbs down.
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:16 pm
thanks brown.although it was too vulgar for me , i understand where Brown is coming from which is in times of war… our weapons of choice is not our semi automatics or our artillery but dialect. it packs a lethal blow to the enemy
April 3rd, 2009 at 5:02 am
hahahahah BEST MAN is it possible having the uncensored version?
April 3rd, 2009 at 6:41 am
more of this, please =D
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:43 pm
eh Brown, jin toh gong leh!
April 3rd, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Wah lao …. Super tok kong….. keep up the good work
April 4th, 2009 at 4:42 am
heh heh, Die cock-stand… so effective until our neighbour start using it for WWFM (World Wrestling Federation of M******) haha
April 4th, 2009 at 5:55 am
YOU BEST MR BROWN
April 4th, 2009 at 8:07 am
SO FUNNY THAT I ALMOST PUKED
April 4th, 2009 at 9:50 am
kanasai!!!!! censor macam boh censor liddat…..
i guess the best swearers are still our beloved encik and sarjans…
April 4th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
wah seh, nice!
April 5th, 2009 at 1:27 am
Lol. The cencor is just for effect. U still can hear wad they saying without the beep sound.
April 5th, 2009 at 1:27 am
i mean sensor
April 6th, 2009 at 10:00 am
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April 8th, 2009 at 7:20 am
Wah lau eh, up la Mr Brown
April 8th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Hi mrbrown,
From many of the comments here, a good Singaporean podcast is filled with many swear words focused on male genitalia.
April 9th, 2009 at 5:37 am
damn funny!
that is if you have served NS before and are not a kuniang lah…
April 9th, 2009 at 6:48 am
HAHAHAHHAHA
this one really cracked me up. AWESOME JOB GUYS!
April 9th, 2009 at 6:50 am
this is fantastic seriously!! IT CHEERED UP MY OTHERWISE BOOORING DAY thx mr brown
April 9th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
ROLF ! ! ! !
Keep it up Mr. Brown !
April 10th, 2009 at 9:11 am
THIS WAS THE BEST OF ALL SERIOUSLY DAM FUNNY I WANT U GUZY TO MAKE MORE LIEK THIS MAN U GUYZ ROCKS
April 10th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
ROLF
Great one, seriously thanks mr brown you rocks
April 11th, 2009 at 8:33 am
^_^
Almost died laughing.
This podcast is a keeper :)
Remind me of my BMT encik…….
April 12th, 2009 at 1:33 am
5 stars rated
April 12th, 2009 at 2:01 am
This is the best… Who is recruit Chao Ch*beep* By*beep*?
April 14th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
haah funny but i prefer russell peters tt ah nei
April 15th, 2009 at 4:31 am
darn nice podcast!! ROFL hope to listen more of this!
April 16th, 2009 at 5:29 am
can any one please tell me how to subscribe to his podcast, can’t seem to get it done right . love MB man
April 17th, 2009 at 5:46 am
Thank you for reminding me of my Hokkien Peng days..I was a cook,,, before they outsource to food catering
You may have missed this little one - the piece we sang to the tune of “Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb”….when running with our AR-15 along Jurong Road:
“Kani nah boo chou chee bye, chou chee bye, chou chee bye….repeat
It was such a long time ago….Ah Yap, Ah Beng, Ah Hock, Ah Low, Ah Seng, Ah Chee, Ah Lan, Ah Moi…..where are you guys?
April 17th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
I’m dying from laughter…
April 18th, 2009 at 5:41 am
hey you never bleep out Cockstand. nabei cheebye censor also luan luan lai :P
April 18th, 2009 at 5:54 am
nabeh… this one damn funny!!!!
you smelly girl-downstairs!!!
April 20th, 2009 at 2:06 am
of late tmbs podcasts esp this year’s are getting more and more distasteful and lc. wwhat happen to the great ones of before like those done in 2008; those those were real funny creative and palatable. i feel that recent podcasts are just done for sake of doing!
April 24th, 2009 at 10:46 am
zomg this is hilarious!
April 24th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
The unofficial Radio Language during my Combat Engineer Days.
“Kae 三仙” means we need 3 more manpower.
“Hong Kang” means Bridge Launch.
“Bai Low Di” means Exercise Cut. (which happen to be my favorite call-sign)
April 24th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Jokes aside, Mr Brown made a good point of how dialect cannot be eradicated, to put it bluntly, even in government bodies like the army. I mean, Singapore army wouldn’t be what it is without hokkien pengs and inceks like the one in the podcast.
April 26th, 2009 at 1:05 am
Haha. I laughed so hard, it made me cry!
April 28th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
ftw sia. prefer this to the one you did in london though. XD
post the london performances vid soon k. :DD
May 9th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
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May 10th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
lol i tot nabei is ur father?
May 12th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
It reminds me of my army lah. Well Done MB!!
Hope there will be Army Language II ; with more garang language that concuss the enemies!!
May 14th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
I not ociffer!
May 16th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
chiog sua!!!!!!!!!
May 16th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
rolff cao ji ********
May 20th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
LOL! ‘Tenticles’ supposed to be testicles >.
May 21st, 2009 at 3:11 pm
walao eh copy my work! me and my friend do this 1 leh! but ours nicer lorh! mr brown sow always copy people 1! wadeva! i think is lame larh! but ours dun have the beep sound
May 25th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
lolzzz soo funny say what chou chee bye and the army dialet part is the most funny bit
May 26th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
i had trouble linking to my facebook this podcast using ShareThis, even after creating account and login….help me?
May 26th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
sputnik: I believe there is an issue at Share This and Facebook. You can still link it in your Facebook by pasting the URL:
http://www.mrbrownshow.com/2009/03/30/the-mrbrown-show-army-fighting-language/
into your Facebook share a link feature,
May 27th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
nabei doesn’t refer to father lo, itz taken from kan nin a bu eh ccb,
translated to f* your mother’s smelly girl-downstairs
May 27th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
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May 31st, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Lmao, Cutegirl bo CB larrhs, jealous say larrhs.
Btw, LMAO, Bo lam pa! Good job man!
Cheers ;
[:
June 6th, 2009 at 12:12 am
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June 17th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Got your mojo back, well done MB. Hilarious :)
June 18th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
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June 25th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
My surname CHow. My Uncle is C.B.CHOW.
July 10th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
bo lampa = no tentacles? hahahaaa…
July 13th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
inciek nabei!chao chee bye!le bolan pa!lan jiao!lap yi li jia li shi
August 4th, 2009 at 1:19 am
Really funny although silly !
August 12th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
it’s a little late but the mp3 download is’nt working
August 20th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
LAN CIAO!!!!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
walao nice got cjb,caina man, good
September 10th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
funny but very low ..
September 17th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
we want our enemy to die cock stand…LOLOLOL!
October 16th, 2009 at 10:36 am
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :)
October 21st, 2009 at 9:44 am
IF the vulgarities were not cancelled out, it would be even nicer!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 25th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
le bo lan pa
October 25th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Lol.this is so funny
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:39 pm
i watched tis so many times lor!tis is so vuglar!
December 13th, 2009 at 7:57 am
ahahahaha it’s funnny but too much bad words lah
January 21st, 2010 at 11:29 pm
it never gets old!!
friends and i were just listening to it earlier today
March 4th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
LOL… AHAHAHAH..
where can I download this Tune?
July 18th, 2010 at 8:13 pm
tentacles? bo gao testing si mm si ?
beautifully choreographed..
its what make us Singaporean , thx MB team
August 20th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
MR BROWN SHOW ROCKS!
September 23rd, 2010 at 12:34 am
Excellent. I m addicted.
October 27th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Mr Brown,
You’re a piece of work
Keep It Up
Cheers
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:42 pm
hahaha