the mrbrown show: your mother’s army
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Podcast: the mrbrown show 29 July 2009: your mother’s army Download MP3 (MP3, file size: 2.1mb, Time: 00:04:00)
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July 29th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
hahaha. trying to be funny, right? wait u kena complain and become your mother’s podcast.
July 29th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH. love ur podcasts about NS.
July 29th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
I’m sorry for listening to this.. HAHA
July 29th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
the G in 3.5G more like Guniang, hahahaha!
July 29th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
very the funniz! haha!
July 29th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
tell the public more about our sad story in the army.. .. wahhahah
July 30th, 2009 at 2:37 am
The enemy soldier will die of laughing if you see our army is behaving in such a polite manner in the battlefield
July 30th, 2009 at 8:41 am
What kind of goo niang platoon is this, sure die wan.
What kind of army will “Your Father’s Army” be like?
July 30th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Kinda stupid right? Army is suppose to be in the business of killing people in times of war. That is why part of the training during times of war is to de-humanize your enemies to make killing easier.
July 30th, 2009 at 11:06 am
This one was very well done! Love it.
Our women are so detached from the realities of life in the army.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Best for this year ^_^
July 30th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Heart to heart talks with the enemies? Lol!
Remember, after shooting the heads off, must say sorry. :)
July 30th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Dam cool sia. i suggest u show us de lyrics. Some words nt clear. Like de words censored. Not clear leh. But i managed to catch most of it. Nice job.
July 30th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
haha… very funny…. thanks enemy? LOL. HAHA:)
July 30th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
it is very funny but why sergent , no more warrant officer ????
July 30th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
badwords? another army fighting language? inchick gone liao? warrant officer?what the must say sorry! why so polite!!! mothers army? ccb?polite? go die lahhh!!!!!! lol jkjk
July 30th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
it is damn funny! The NS joke is always the most happening topic among all guys.
Must charge more gu niang sey…
July 30th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Lumber 1….
2 thumbs up (definitely not the middle finger since we are in our mother’s army, battalion, company and platoon)!
July 30th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Hahahaha!!! This sounds so true!
Gu niang army! LOL!
July 30th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
love all the NS podcast! sorry enemy…. wahhahahha!!!
July 30th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
wa seh, jin ho ah! Mr Brown goot job ar! so velly the shiok ar! I listen to this many the times ar! really singapore lumber one la!
SAF - The Decisive Force!
July 30th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
this is seriously funny :) so we all must be polite and say, thank you mrbrown.
July 31st, 2009 at 12:24 am
classik, chio kah peng ah!
more ns podcasts please more ns podcasts please more ns podcasts please ….
July 31st, 2009 at 12:34 am
Nowadays parents so protective… and soldiers like to hide behind their parents… now, not only teachers have to face parents, commanders now have to face parents too… I thought our soldiers are trained with weapon to defend our beloved country, not becoming mama boys… how will our boys become men now…
July 31st, 2009 at 7:23 pm
LOLS…FUNNY MAN HAHAHAHA
July 31st, 2009 at 7:23 pm
gd
July 31st, 2009 at 11:17 pm
LOL! Can’t stop laughing! Buay ta han sia!!! very well done guys!
August 1st, 2009 at 1:47 am
U guys sure make my day!!! LOL.
If the army becomes like Mother’s Army, then our
SAF stands for SINGAPORE AH LIAN-AH JANE FORCE
or
SAF stands for Singapore Ah-lian-Ah-Kwa Force…..
What a scary thought!
August 1st, 2009 at 7:50 am
We should “throw that mother to the sea”.
August 1st, 2009 at 10:25 pm
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August 2nd, 2009 at 12:43 am
use more bad words its mre funny :)
August 2nd, 2009 at 2:46 am
Yep. Soldier kill and destroy. Full stop, there is no such thing as politeness in war. Either you die or he dies.
August 3rd, 2009 at 11:02 am
Be Good. Maybe time for woman do be part of the NS? then they would get a better understanding.
August 3rd, 2009 at 3:22 pm
such manners is truly the trademark of Singaporeans. First country in the world whose army kills with manners worthy of a first world nation. why stop at politeness in the battlefield, lets go the extra mile and arrange funerals for our enemies. that is the army of the 21st centry.
August 3rd, 2009 at 7:43 pm
lol.. that mother shld wake up her idea man!
August 3rd, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Funny siah!!!
how do i download the MP3 file?? when i click that “download MP3″ it opens a quicktime and plays the audio…
August 4th, 2009 at 11:40 am
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA THAT WAS AWWWWWSOME.
dont the mothers know that , the moment u enter army u are taught to kill? not some gun niang to join mcdc
August 4th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
No Vulgarities how to fight wars? :D
August 5th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
not enough!! before shooting their heads off, must say excuse me!
August 5th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
That mother is confirm a retard… Period….
August 5th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
i can’t imagine army days using such polite words. i guess my co-workers can use more fluent **** in their comments after putting down the phone with the client. young men nowdays
August 6th, 2009 at 11:28 am
War is wretched, because the soldier who enters war, enters a pacifist, until the moment his best friend’s head gets blown off. Still, as a Muslim soldier of the SAF, I think using vulgarities is uncalled for, in peacetime or in war.
August 6th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Mr Brown, you got the name wrong.
Podcast: the mrbrown show 29 July 2009: lekuasimi Download MP3 (MP3, file size: 2.1mb, Time: 00:04:00)
It should be the track name. :)
August 6th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Wah paing, power sia,
“You must die you chao ji … lol!”
August 9th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
u are on the tv last nite MRBROWN
August 9th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
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August 10th, 2009 at 2:00 am
MORE NS/ARMY! MORE OF THE PERSON VOICING THE SGT/WARRANT/ENCIK! haha
August 14th, 2009 at 10:18 am
Arranging funerals for enemies is nothing new. The British have done that when they killed Nepalese resistant fighters. They were so impressed by the highlanders that they later recruited them on their side as Gurkhas.
August 14th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
o.O If really the singapore army force were to be led by the mothers army, then lets prepare for the worst of it. i am quite impressed by the politeness of the mother’s army. hahaz so funny…. erh wan download, right click on the download mp3 and click on “save target as”. :D
August 15th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
haha… love the podcast!
imagine if we start saying sorry to the enemies during war when they’re trying to invade us.
August 16th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
I was in the Army (combat unit) circa 1990-1992. I do not remember that we really use that much expletives.
In comedys and dramas the abundant use of expletives is for dramatic purposes.
Most people (guys) think they peppered their conversation in the Army with expletives because they believe it to be true.
August 16th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
G is for ‘gentlemenness’?
More like G for guniang-ness. -_-;;
August 17th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
If now got this mothers army, next time become parents fight war.
haha
August 17th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
What the…..wa lan come on la….if singapore train like this mati like siao lo….
August 18th, 2009 at 8:32 am
Please do something on the National Day Rally. Something about Algeria would be nice.
August 19th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
whats up! no new podcast update !
August 19th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
heeheeheee damn F++++ing FARNIE!
August 26th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
sorry for poking u dear enemy…..LOL
September 1st, 2009 at 2:55 am
Keep the Good job up with the NS life .. it’s freaking funny man.. 2 thumbs up keep it coming yea!
September 13th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
you can ay that again.don’t blame me for a nice shot.try hitting it in the face.not any where on the face but on the head.HEAD SHOT.you can also do some action or say any thing bad cause women can be tough too. those that join the USrestling championship or those with big mustles too can beat you right in the face.so careful and watch out.see any thing suspecious.try using my idea.calling the POLICE of course.that’s my only favourite idea,it always works all the time.and if it works for the old folks home or even old people,it will always work for you.safest place for kena not shooting is at home.love your pranks.bye.
May 3rd, 2010 at 12:13 am
lol erm sir y is it 3.5g not 3g ar THIS IS UR MOTHERS ARMY LETS GO KILL SOME EVEMY AND SAy polite words
if u shot the head u must say sorry if not u will die also
May 13th, 2010 at 4:17 pm
Hope he does one about the PTI Being outsourced. Example “okay gentleman, i am your new PTI, i come from california Fitness…etc”
July 24th, 2010 at 10:29 pm
Another good one:)