the mrbrown show: The Mosquito Song

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A silly song we came up with when we were rehearsing for Singapore Day 2009. Reminds you of Home…
Podcast: the mrbrown show 17 April 2009: The Mosquito Song Download MP3 (MP3, file size: 3.8mb, Time: 00:04:05)
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April 19th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Whenever I find mosquito,
I like to use my mopiko.
I don’t wan the insect to bite me,
On my backside or my toe.
I will always protect my pee pee,
Don’t want to get dengue.
Change stagnant water in every pot ,
Mosquito can’t make babies.
Mosquito bite me,
Now my ka cheng itchy.
I ask my friend to scratch me,
Scratch me deeper down below.
Mosquito bite me,
As my senses tell me.
Why my ass looks like tomato,
That’s why must fight the mosquito.
Whenever I’m about to poo,
In a non air-conditioned loo.
There’s a ka zhua in my porridge,
And a lizard on my shoe.
But the insect that always find me,
And sneaks in through my back door.
Finds the most inaccessable spot,
Sucking my blood more and more.
Mosquito find me,
In bath tub or jacuzzi.
Sometimes bring his family,
Like a buffet with free flow.
Mosquito like me,
As my senses tell me.
Why can’t they just leave me alone?
How can I fight the mosquito?
Mosquito truely,
Is our lifelong enemy.
Ah Lim or Muthu Sami,
Everybody also tio.
Mosquito drowsy,
Full of blood sucked from me,
I ham tam him with giant potato,
Thats how i killed the mosquito.
April 19th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
CELAKA! got bitten by a mozzy as I was listening to your production.
CELAKA! Sakit lah! Itchy lah!
Mozzy bit boleh mati, but your production boleh mati from laughing!
April 20th, 2009 at 12:48 am
rofl u guys seriously rock man!
April 20th, 2009 at 4:53 am
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April 20th, 2009 at 6:07 am
1st post woots! Hw come its dated 20 april? now sunday can see liao. podcast from the future?? good song btw
April 20th, 2009 at 6:16 am
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 20th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Hey, only female mosquitoes bite lah. Last verse should be “hantam her”, not him.
April 20th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Damn this song rocks… make more of this lols…
April 20th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
HAHAHAHHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 20th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
GOOD ONE!
the beat can be faster lor.
April 20th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Erm, Melv, actually in singapore, there’s a species of mosquito where the male mosquito also sucks blood…
April 20th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
haha good 1
April 20th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Mosquitoes really “de-blood” you guys so much u were inspired to come up with this song for your “de-but”…. May more mozzies find their way to your “inaccessable spots” then you can get more inspiration to write such great songs..hahaha!
April 20th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
NEA should buy this down!!!
April 20th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
MR BROWN FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
You guys rock
April 20th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
This is quite nice although not funny!
April 21st, 2009 at 10:11 am
Gd song,
BUT y do i feel that “mosquito” sound more like our “gahman” than a real mosquito.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
April 21st, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Wahlao… beh tahan… listen until tombalik laughing. Just don’t bring mosquito with you when you come Europe!!
April 22nd, 2009 at 3:51 am
this is really funny! yea i agree this should be the theme song that NEA gotta adopt …nice one!
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:42 am
Dick Lee is surely very talented. Unfortuately, he had to be very honest too.
April 23rd, 2009 at 6:19 am
inspired after a insect bite debut… makes me wonder what great stuff would come out if Marc experiences food poisoing?
Any way, I love the nice ass song.
Reminds me of Singapore ahhh……
April 26th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Roflmao this song so funny. I must sing it to my friends and especially my teacher when she’s free. soo funny sia wah liao my produce more song like that.
April 26th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
[…] The Mosquito Song - Very funny Please sign in to remove this ad the mrbrown show Blog Archive the mrbrown show: The Mosquito Song Whenever I find mosquito, I like to use my mopiko. I don’t wan the insect to bite me, On my backside or my toe. I will always protect my pee pee, Don’t want to get dengue. Change stagnant water in every pot , Mosquito can’t make babies. Mosquito bite me, Now my ka cheng itchy. I ask my friend to scratch me, Scratch me deeper down below. Mosquito bite me, As my senses tell me. Why my ass looks like tomato, That’s why must fight the mosquito. Whenever I’m about to poo, In a non air-conditioned loo. There’s a ka zhua in my porridge, And a lizard on my shoe. But the insect that always find me, And sneaks in through my back door. Finds the most inaccessable spot, Sucking my blood more and more. Mosquito find me, In bath tub or jacuzzi. Sometimes bring his family, Like a buffet with free flow. Mosquito like me, As my senses tell me. Why can’t they just leave me alone? How can I fight the mosquito? Mosquito truely, Is our lifelong enemy. Ah Lim or Muthu Sami, Everybody also tio. Mosquito drowsy, Full of blood sucked from me, I ham tam him with giant potato, Thats how i killed the mosquito. __________________ stncld.com […]
April 27th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
The music was from a singapore song. Which song was that? Is it Singapore My Home?
April 29th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Song with objectional terms like “ka chng” “Pee Pee” should be classified as “Under 18 Parental Guidance”
Ha ha ha ha good one Mr Brown.
Vote Mr, Brown for President.
We have Toilet Association. Can we have a Joking Association and vote Mr Brown for President ….
Your song are in YOUTUBE :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_3MGNVH8qs
Enjoy !!!
May 6th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Dominic, its Home. One word titles.
May 7th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Wah Seh Mr Brown NEA should use Mosquito Song on TV Dengue Advertisement Damn Tock Kong!
May 13th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
the guitar music in the background is nice :):)
May 15th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
rox
May 31st, 2009 at 9:27 pm
MOSQUITO
June 14th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Technically are’nt blood sucking mosquitoes females?
July 10th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
As usual, trying hard to be funny but ends up with pretty lame and boring stuff. try harder next time.
July 14th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
pro sia, all my friends laugh like mosquito after lay egg sia.I love the part which said the butt like tomato can you imagine it ? It’s like sooooooooooooooooooooooo pro man more pro than dick lee already sia you see all feedbacks for you all positive sia ,realyvery proooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
July 14th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Your really PROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
July 15th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
pro sia,but really wan the mosquite stop biting me too,but nw dun hav,in past i get 10 in one shot…zzzzzzzzz…must continue to fight the mosquito,better is all die..haha…so no danger
August 21st, 2009 at 3:26 pm
you guys rock like xiao!
September 12th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
WOW!
you guys rock.my favourite song is the mosquito song.hw i wish there wasn’t any thing called a fly or mosquito or even any insects in this world.then those won’t come and disturb me from my FOOD.man is killing me,can’t have a proper male.even though i like freedom i still can’t stand those flys.urgh………must kill them!if only they were like human beings.then i can bust them.
September 24th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Rofl! But one thing, this song has a liberty about male and female mosquitoes in a few sentences, for only female mosquities bite!
Some of the Quotes:” Sometimes bring his family “
October 7th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
very funny siah laugh until tommorrow
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:04 am
lol i will LOL when listeing to this song!
October 27th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
yo yo yo ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 1st, 2009 at 1:51 pm
how to download the mp3?!
November 5th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
‘piak’
‘piak’
shhhhh …….
November 21st, 2009 at 5:18 pm
[…] Check out this great animated music video of our Mosquito Song which we composed during a particular rehearsal. […]
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:34 pm
lol lor!tis is jst so cool!i jst love it lor!
March 9th, 2010 at 8:06 pm
the song is fantastic! it is hilarious
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 28th, 2010 at 8:50 pm
wher to download