the mrbrown show: pok-kai face
Can’t afford the things in life? No wonder you have that pok-kai face.
Podcast: the mrbrown show 19 March 2010: pok-kai face
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Can’t afford the things in life? No wonder you have that pok-kai face.
Podcast: the mrbrown show 19 March 2010: pok-kai face
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March 19th, 2010 at 3:17 am
Dear Mr Brown (very clever to mix Hokkien and English- try not to use too many songs as easy way out. Like Liam-Keng 念经), Sam (very good at mimicking Malay slang - I think you eat lots of Malay food. Hence the lodeh flavoured English), Ivan (very good at mimicking Indian slang. I think you watch to many Tamil movies. Probably dancing all day long. Please take care and don’t fall down) and crew at Mr Brown Show (all supportive only)
1. On the face of it, I am thrilled that half of my stage name had been incorporated into you latest Podcast. I would like to think that you like probably half my inputs. So, a half pok-kai contributes to a full pok-kai tale and hence the Pok-kai song. Half ghosting I guess is good (because that’s as far as my capability goes)
2. PR’s buy this and buy that. So PR kena langa. If citizen is poor, don’t grunt. Gahmen gives you grant. So PR = Please Run. Run fast or run away.
3. Lately one Doctor kena sue by Nurse. He cannot stand up. But apparently he boasts he can do it. So, legs cannot stand does not mean C _ _ K cannot stand. The moral of the story - Rise only when you need to. This makes a good story line, I think.
4. So, let’s see what Mr Brown and your brownies will come up with…May be rise in tandem? :)
From
Pok-kai man (Muneru Valliba Muneru endrum, torum vanom kuva…) :)
March 19th, 2010 at 8:09 am
not bad.
March 19th, 2010 at 9:31 am
hahah Mr. Brown you are like chanting…
Want to be one of my disciple ?
March 19th, 2010 at 11:14 am
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!nice lol
March 19th, 2010 at 11:22 am
i just laugh non-stop at the first line of the chorus :D
March 19th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Dear All
1. Good morning.
2. Since my posting, I discovered more and more that there are a host of followers and copycats. Your podcast is turning people from followers to borrowers. It’s the off-shoot of Mr Brown party.
3. Someone now calls Pokai Man has posted after me. He is one k short. So it’s a shorted Pokkai.
4. Someone says “Mr Brown you are like chanting.” I am thrilled to find a supportive concordance. Try this: Honey honey honey, I like money, it’s a rich man’s world. Ah ah ah ah (plenty of repetitions, easy on the brain). Or follow- “Do rei me, do rei me do do…”
5. I took a further look at your shows. The ratio of songs to skits is inching higher and higher. This is not a good trend. Soon there will be only sing-a-longs. Like camp fire browned.
6. That’s all for the day (some one surely will copy somewhere - call it borrowing…:) )
From:
The original Pokkai Man (Nala nadu itu nala nadu, nala embalm yanna nala nala du…)
March 19th, 2010 at 1:14 pm
GOOD ONE.
No Money, No Worries.
No Money, No Cry.
Let’s all be Pokkai-Face. No Choise, What.
March 19th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Mr Brown,
Mark Lee will gladly exchange his pock marked face for a pok-kai face. I hope for Mark Lee’s sake, he never becomes pok-kai.
It will be a double whammy and you can’t beat this.
March 19th, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Fuck lah, a HDB peigon hole is a flat NOT a house lah.
March 19th, 2010 at 5:48 pm
I only laughed when I heard that part about uncle touching ass. Everything else has already been touched on before. No pun intended. Some newer, fresher themes please.
March 19th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
any video for this …
March 19th, 2010 at 7:56 pm
good one sir!
March 19th, 2010 at 10:47 pm
haha… like this lady gabra’s pok-kai face… way better than lady gaga’s poker face
March 20th, 2010 at 9:38 am
Currently is only 4 million population ……
I can t imagine …. what will happen , when we hit 7 million …..
March 20th, 2010 at 8:22 pm
wow, you are famous !
http://www.temasekreview.com/
on front page of TR
March 20th, 2010 at 11:21 pm
Eat poh chay?? I thot this is illegal..said AVA…a few years back??
Not illegal….still got poh chay pills?
AT 4MILLION PEOPLE on this multiple-holes-cheeze of an island, how do you expect not to touch somebody’s ass or somebody’s br—st, or somebody’s…. when every one is packed like sardines in the MRT???!!! Don’t want to touch will also end up touching like it or not!
Hit 7million? Then migrate lah before it hit 5milion or 6million!
Oppss! only the rich can migrate….so that leaves only the POI KAI & all the pok-ker players on this cheeze of an island.
March 21st, 2010 at 3:42 pm
You win already lor! :)
March 22nd, 2010 at 3:19 pm
nice one.pang sai face
March 23rd, 2010 at 10:29 am
Awesome work guys… loved it.
Pokkai Man, wish you could just mind your own bussiness and stop commenting on others’ comments. Bet you can’t do a better podcast than these guys.
March 24th, 2010 at 4:45 am
Dear Mr Brown, Ivan, Sam, Mark and the Mr Brown crew
I want to lodge a complain against some sort of complainant with whom I have nothing to do. Your podcast is superb and it attracts all sorts of attention.
If someone alludes to some comments, I bet it is sheer jealously. It should have its own podcast.
This is only a very mild form of complaint against some busy body with nothing to do except to blabber.
In everyday parlance, I would term it a stupid fool (only a very mild characterization).
Thanks.
Yours sincerely
Pokkai Man (plenty of shadow pokkais around -as if being Pokkia is fashionable). Pok them all if that is the fashion.
March 24th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
You guys are so damn spoiled! In Eastern Europe ppl pay off house loans in two generations. And you have Taxis and MRT - why the hell whine about not having a car? Imagine living in a country with virtually no public transport and not being able to afford a car there.
And yeah, I’m a foreigner who worked for half pay :P.
March 25th, 2010 at 3:34 am
Dear foreigner cc Mr Brown team
1. No need to talk about Eastern Europe so very far apart. Just look at the Singapore Zoo. Animals have no cars. Only 4 legs. Just show off is enough. Some more they have full time servants to clean their poo, give free medical care, free food and free lodging. Join the Zoo. Be an animal. No mortgage required.
2. No need to talk about what type of transport. Again look at the Singapore Zoo. Just walk on 4 legs. It will lighten the load on the original two. Imagine moving twice the distance on the same energy. Or, use half the energy and travel the full distance. Use your paws. Walk on fours.
3. Public transport is only for the public. Do things privately. Take private transport.
4. Think out of the box. Look at the Seow Lang Keng. Plenty of ideas.
5. Lastly, Singapore is in Asia. Eastern Europe is to the east of Western Europe. They are worlds apart. Cannot imagine. May be over there, the crabs does not walk sideways. They walk upside down.
Sincerely
Pok-kai Man
March 25th, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Can you make a joke on Sheng Siong?
25 million dollars tender
30% higher rental charges
auntie stallholder cannot survive
bar chor mee more expensive
all 5 wet market
resident go where to eat cheap food?
March 25th, 2010 at 9:26 pm
Can you make a joke on Toliet cleaness
new law on toliet cleaness
toliet cleaness coffeeshop owner must hired one more helper
coffeeshop owner complain
must sell more kopi a day to recover cost
kopi price must go up again
March 25th, 2010 at 9:29 pm
Can you make a joke on latest upgrading of HBD flats again
conserancy charges up again
interior house upgrading
changing of pipes
changing of doors
install stainless steel bar next to your toliet bowl
March 25th, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Can you make a joke on Lim Swee Say? on parliment speech
people comments are like frogs
we are deaf, we can’t listen to frogs calls
promoting wonder bras and selling women bras
the cheaper, better, faster worker
maybe fresher younger and bigger too
March 25th, 2010 at 9:43 pm
Can you make a joke on Ah Loan using a little kids
ah loan company recurit little boys and girls
kids little make good pocket money by painting door red
get caught no problem kids too young
better go market buy a pig head put at the wrong house
learn to write in english on the wall
little kids sell phone cards to construction chinaman wokers
little kids walk away, chinaman follow the instruction go to the bushes marked X take a plastic bag of illegal cigarettes
little kids sell phone cards only what, cigarettes is not mine want
March 26th, 2010 at 11:12 pm
Hi Mr Brown, do you autotune? Should be damn funny if you do!
March 27th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
anyone got the lyrics XD.
March 29th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
nice one. i love it
March 30th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
I wish my HDB was how it used to be
Don’t need 30 years to pay my loan off completely
Public housing used to be within common man’s reach
Now a resale flat must pay 5-figure COV
Owe (x8)
I owe the bank I owe until I die
Owe (x8)
My CPF is dry can’t quit at 65
Simi sai simi sai
I walk around with a pok-kai face
Pocket gan-lo no more money
Tell me why price so high
Until I have to wear this pok-kai face
(You think this is bloody funny)
Pok (x8)
Pok-kai face
Pok (x8)
Pok-kai face
Foreigner come Singapore and work for half my pay
Gah-men say shuddup too bad they are here to stay
Global competition is the way of life for us
We are fighting everyday just to get on the bus
No (x8)
Got no more seats, some bugger let go gas
No (x8)
I want to scream, some uncle touch my ass
Simi sai simi sai
I walk around with a pok-kai face
I can only go for test-drive
Car price high, how to buy?
That’s why you see I have this pok-kai face
(My only choice is take MRT)
Simi sai simi sai
I walk around with a pok-kai face
Pok-kai is mean ‘no more money’
I lao sai, eat Poh Chai
Now people say I have a boh chye face
(Someday maybe I hit 4D)
Pok (x8)
Pok-kai face
Pok (x8)
Pok-kai face
Pok (x8)
Pok-kai face
Copyright 2010 Mr Brown Show
March 31st, 2010 at 4:00 pm
good pok-kai face song.now i have a pok-kai face
lol
April 19th, 2010 at 11:52 am
[…] There are many Lady Gaga and Poker Face funny parodies on the Internet nowadays, but this spoof must be the best one lol! Mr Brown recently did this great parody to express the anxiety felt by a growing number of Singaporeans, rising HDB flats (public housing) prices. He lamented in this song that the high prices are causing many people in Singapore to start showing “Pok Kai” (aka “No More Money” in Hokkien dialect) faces. […]
April 26th, 2010 at 9:55 pm
hahaa… I love it… so funny…
May 13th, 2010 at 10:21 am
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July 21st, 2010 at 1:53 pm
So damn true!
August 4th, 2010 at 6:22 pm
Why not make a song of your own using the song Bad Romance by Lady Gaga. BTW very funny song. My sis who will always say me and my things are lame(which is not) heard this sond and start ROFL!